The Song of the Player
Notes: This is a request from Andreah. Everyone is so cool in reviewing this! I think next is the Pirates one to whoever asked for the Flower Girl!
Vincent: And now it's time for Silly Songs With AVALANCHE. The part of our show where an FF7 member sings...a sily song.
[Barret and Tifa come onstage.]
Vincent: Barret will be performing the traditional Ghetto Fabulous ballad, 'The Dance of the Player,' in it's original ebonics. Tifa will translate."
Barret: Yo, check me out foo
Tifa: Watch the player
Barret: See me groove
Tifa: See how he moves
Barret: I'm some coo cizat
Tifa: Like a lion
Barret: 'Bout to bust a cap in dis mizouse
Tifa: Chasing a mouse.
Barret: Check me out foo
Tifa: Watch the player
Barret: Check dis wicked moves
Tifa: Oh, how smooth his motion
Barret: It's some margerine
Tifa: Like butter
Barret: On Rude's head
Tifa: On a ... bald monkey.
Barret: Check out dis playa
Tifa: Look at the player
Barret: All dez peeps
Tifa: All the people
Barret: Iz green 'bout my mad skillz
Tifa: Envy their friend
Barret: dey'z want ta groove like me
Tifa: Wishing to dance as he
Barret: Groovin' playa, groovin playa, gorrvin' playa
Tifa: Dancing player, dancing player, dancing player
Barret: Groove, groove ya!
Tifa: Dance, dance, yeah!
Barret: Check diz white chick
Tifa: Look at the white girl
Barret: Ain't it a pity?
Tifa: Isn't it sad?
Barret: White peeps ain't got da moves
Tifa: She can't dance.
Barret: I pity da white chick
Tifa: Poor white girl
Barret: She jonesin fo mah moves
Tifa: She wishes she could dance
Barret: Da moves I gots
Tifa: Like the player
Barret: Tight an' sweet
Tifa: Free and smooth.
Barret: But she ain't hip
Tifa: But she can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about Cloud's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Cloud's polka party?
Barret: Talk to da hand
Tifa: Talk to the hand? I'll show you 'Talk to the hand'!
[Yuffie, Cid and Vincent run in. Vin is being followed by some Moogles.]
Yuffie: Cid! Vinny! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the player in authentic
Ghetto Fabulous garb!
Cid: Okay. But we'd better hurry - I think the Moogles have your friend confused with
someone else! Say 'Peas!'
All: Peas!
[The three leave, Vincent running offstage, chased by the Moogles.]
Barret: Check dis out
Tifa: Listen to the player
Barret: I gots bass
Tifa: Hear his strong voice
Barret: I'm some coo cizat
Tifa: Like a lion
Barret: 'Bout to get his grub on
Tifa: About to eat.
Barret: Check me out
Tifa: Listen to the player
Barret: My tunes is sweet
Tifa: Oh how sweet his voice
Barret: It's tight
Tifa: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.
Barret: Yo, hear dis
Tifa: Listen to the player
Barret: All mah peeps
Tifa: All the people
Barret: Dey's green 'bout mah skillz
Tifa: Envy their friend
Barret: Dey want mah mad skillz
Tifa: Wishing to sing as he."
Barret: Rappin playa, rappin playa, rappin playa
Tifa: Singing player, singing player, singing player
Barret: Rap, rap, ya!
Tifa: Sing, sing, yeah!
Barret: Check dis white chick
Tifa: Listen to the white girl
Barret: Ain't it trifflin?
Tifa: Isn't it sad?
Barret: Can't rap no stuffz
Tifa: She can't sing.
Barret: I pity da bizitch
Tifa: Poor white girl
Barret: She jonesin' fo mah bass
Tifa: She wishes he could sing
Barret: Mah sweet groove
Tifa: Strong and sweet like the player
Barret: It ain't happenin
Tifa: But she can't ...
Barret: Chick can't even try
Tifa: Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!
Barret: Check it, I'm outie!
Vincent: This has been Silly Songs With AVALANCHE. Tune in next time to hear Barret sing ...
Barret: Tifa's really angry! I hope she doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my
head!
Notes: This is a request from Andreah. Everyone is so cool in reviewing this! I think next is the Pirates one to whoever asked for the Flower Girl!
Vincent: And now it's time for Silly Songs With AVALANCHE. The part of our show where an FF7 member sings...a sily song.
[Barret and Tifa come onstage.]
Vincent: Barret will be performing the traditional Ghetto Fabulous ballad, 'The Dance of the Player,' in it's original ebonics. Tifa will translate."
Barret: Yo, check me out foo
Tifa: Watch the player
Barret: See me groove
Tifa: See how he moves
Barret: I'm some coo cizat
Tifa: Like a lion
Barret: 'Bout to bust a cap in dis mizouse
Tifa: Chasing a mouse.
Barret: Check me out foo
Tifa: Watch the player
Barret: Check dis wicked moves
Tifa: Oh, how smooth his motion
Barret: It's some margerine
Tifa: Like butter
Barret: On Rude's head
Tifa: On a ... bald monkey.
Barret: Check out dis playa
Tifa: Look at the player
Barret: All dez peeps
Tifa: All the people
Barret: Iz green 'bout my mad skillz
Tifa: Envy their friend
Barret: dey'z want ta groove like me
Tifa: Wishing to dance as he
Barret: Groovin' playa, groovin playa, gorrvin' playa
Tifa: Dancing player, dancing player, dancing player
Barret: Groove, groove ya!
Tifa: Dance, dance, yeah!
Barret: Check diz white chick
Tifa: Look at the white girl
Barret: Ain't it a pity?
Tifa: Isn't it sad?
Barret: White peeps ain't got da moves
Tifa: She can't dance.
Barret: I pity da white chick
Tifa: Poor white girl
Barret: She jonesin fo mah moves
Tifa: She wishes she could dance
Barret: Da moves I gots
Tifa: Like the player
Barret: Tight an' sweet
Tifa: Free and smooth.
Barret: But she ain't hip
Tifa: But she can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about Cloud's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Cloud's polka party?
Barret: Talk to da hand
Tifa: Talk to the hand? I'll show you 'Talk to the hand'!
[Yuffie, Cid and Vincent run in. Vin is being followed by some Moogles.]
Yuffie: Cid! Vinny! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the player in authentic
Ghetto Fabulous garb!
Cid: Okay. But we'd better hurry - I think the Moogles have your friend confused with
someone else! Say 'Peas!'
All: Peas!
[The three leave, Vincent running offstage, chased by the Moogles.]
Barret: Check dis out
Tifa: Listen to the player
Barret: I gots bass
Tifa: Hear his strong voice
Barret: I'm some coo cizat
Tifa: Like a lion
Barret: 'Bout to get his grub on
Tifa: About to eat.
Barret: Check me out
Tifa: Listen to the player
Barret: My tunes is sweet
Tifa: Oh how sweet his voice
Barret: It's tight
Tifa: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.
Barret: Yo, hear dis
Tifa: Listen to the player
Barret: All mah peeps
Tifa: All the people
Barret: Dey's green 'bout mah skillz
Tifa: Envy their friend
Barret: Dey want mah mad skillz
Tifa: Wishing to sing as he."
Barret: Rappin playa, rappin playa, rappin playa
Tifa: Singing player, singing player, singing player
Barret: Rap, rap, ya!
Tifa: Sing, sing, yeah!
Barret: Check dis white chick
Tifa: Listen to the white girl
Barret: Ain't it trifflin?
Tifa: Isn't it sad?
Barret: Can't rap no stuffz
Tifa: She can't sing.
Barret: I pity da bizitch
Tifa: Poor white girl
Barret: She jonesin' fo mah bass
Tifa: She wishes he could sing
Barret: Mah sweet groove
Tifa: Strong and sweet like the player
Barret: It ain't happenin
Tifa: But she can't ...
Barret: Chick can't even try
Tifa: Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!
Barret: Check it, I'm outie!
Vincent: This has been Silly Songs With AVALANCHE. Tune in next time to hear Barret sing ...
Barret: Tifa's really angry! I hope she doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my
head!