The Turks Who Don't Do Anything
Notes: Request for the Flower Girl! Uh...just to let you know, this is one of the few I haven't seen, so I don't know how this goes. I like some parts, but it's not my best. Gomen..^.^o
Vincent: Now it's time for Silly Songs With AVALANCHE. The part of the show where an FF7 member sings...a silly song. Joining Reno are Rude and Elena, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Turks Who Don't Do Anything!
Reno, Rude, Elena: "We are the Turks Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie
around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Reno: We'll get around to it!
Rude: Well, I've never been to Mideel and I've never been past Midgar, and I've never killed a scientist in Nibelhiem or Kalm, and I've never been to 7th Heaven and I've never been to the Mansion, and I've never been to Costa del Sol in the fall.
All: 'Cuz we're the Turks Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you
ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ...
Mr. Lunt: We'll get around to it. And I never hussled a mercenary and I'd never stab the president,
and I never sail his boat 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang slum and I've
never owned a suit, and I've never been to Costa del Sol in the fall.
All: 'Cuz we're the Turks Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you
ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We'll get around to it!
Reno: Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown
my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head
lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Rude: Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being
a Turk??
Elena: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about Turk-y things!
Reno: Oh ...
Rude: And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right?
What do you think?
Elena: I think you look like Mr. Clean!
Rude: Huh? No I don't!
Elena: Do too.
Rude: Do not!
Elena: You're making me wanna mop the floor.
Rude: That's it, you're eatin a silver pill!
Elena: Says who?
Rude: Says me, that's who!
Elena: Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Mr. Clean!
Reno: *obviously drunk by now* And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ...
Rude: You just don't get it!
All: And we've never been to Costa del Sol in the fall!
Rude: Pass the chips! Who's got the remote control?
Reno: Here is is!
Elena: Time for Geraldo!
Rude: It's definitely time for Springer.
Elena: Oh, I don't like this show ...
Notes: Request for the Flower Girl! Uh...just to let you know, this is one of the few I haven't seen, so I don't know how this goes. I like some parts, but it's not my best. Gomen..^.^o
Vincent: Now it's time for Silly Songs With AVALANCHE. The part of the show where an FF7 member sings...a silly song. Joining Reno are Rude and Elena, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Turks Who Don't Do Anything!
Reno, Rude, Elena: "We are the Turks Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie
around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Reno: We'll get around to it!
Rude: Well, I've never been to Mideel and I've never been past Midgar, and I've never killed a scientist in Nibelhiem or Kalm, and I've never been to 7th Heaven and I've never been to the Mansion, and I've never been to Costa del Sol in the fall.
All: 'Cuz we're the Turks Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you
ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ...
Mr. Lunt: We'll get around to it. And I never hussled a mercenary and I'd never stab the president,
and I never sail his boat 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang slum and I've
never owned a suit, and I've never been to Costa del Sol in the fall.
All: 'Cuz we're the Turks Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you
ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We'll get around to it!
Reno: Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown
my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head
lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Rude: Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being
a Turk??
Elena: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about Turk-y things!
Reno: Oh ...
Rude: And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right?
What do you think?
Elena: I think you look like Mr. Clean!
Rude: Huh? No I don't!
Elena: Do too.
Rude: Do not!
Elena: You're making me wanna mop the floor.
Rude: That's it, you're eatin a silver pill!
Elena: Says who?
Rude: Says me, that's who!
Elena: Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Mr. Clean!
Reno: *obviously drunk by now* And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ...
Rude: You just don't get it!
All: And we've never been to Costa del Sol in the fall!
Rude: Pass the chips! Who's got the remote control?
Reno: Here is is!
Elena: Time for Geraldo!
Rude: It's definitely time for Springer.
Elena: Oh, I don't like this show ...