His Masaune
Notes: It took forever to get a parody for this one! Uh...Aeris- bashing...but nothing that doesn't happen in the game ^.^ This is for Cutiemew and the Flower Girl, who asked for some SEPHY!! ^.~ And no dresses, I promise.
Aeris: And now it's time for Love Songs With AVALANCHE. The part of the show where a FF7 member comes out and sings...a love song.
[Aeris is our narrator. Sephiroth and Tifa come onstage, where a restaurant backdrop is placed.]
Aeris: He said to her I'd like a Masamune
And I might like a Potion as well
[Seph motions to the empty sword holder on his back.]
She said to him, "I can't give you either"
[Tifa shakes her head.]
And he said, "Isn't this Weapon Bell?"
[Seph looks at the sign outside.]
She said, "It's 7th Heaven and we're closed now,
But we open tomorrow at ten."
[Tifa flips the sign over to say '7th Heaven' then locks the door and leaves.]
He said, "I am extremely angsty,
But I guess I can wait until then."
[Seph sits on the curb, head in his hands.]
Cuz you're his Masamune
His yummy Masamune (A/N: yes, I know I kept yummy o.O)
He'll wait for you. Ya!
He'll wait for you.
Oh, you are his Masamune
His sharpy Masamune
He'll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.
[Seph sits on the sidewalk, playing solitaire to pass time.]
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
[Seph is seen conked out on the sidewalk, drolling all over the place.]
When he spotted a billboard for the Dragoon game
Weapons and items for half price!
[Seph looks at the billboard, an advertisement for 'Legend of Dragoon'.]
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to use to kill
[Seph looks evilly at the squirrel beside him.]
Masamune, please do not get angry
He can use two, what a skill!
[Seph goes to the Dragoon game and steals Rose's Rapier, then comes back.]
Cuz you're his Masamune
His precious Masamune
Be back for you.
He'll be back for you.
Won't be so long, Masamune
Oh, lovely Masamune
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you.
[Aeris comes onstage next to Seph, and goes all out lounge singer.]
Cuz he loves you Masamune with all his heart
And there's nothin' gonna tear you two-oo apart
[Sephy hugs his Massy (A/N: o.O Scary thought...)]
And if on you someone would sneeze,
He would get down on his hands and knees
[Aeris sneezes on Masamune. Sephy glares daggers.]
After he killed the person who sneezed on you
[Seph stabs Aeris.]
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that yucky spit off just for you!
[Seph polishes his Masamune. Aeris lays in a heap on the ground.]
You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!
[Aeris faints from blood-loss (for Cloud to come revive a minute later. That's for the Aeris-fans) and Sephy walks off happily, with Rose's Rapier and Masamune.]
Rose: [Offstage] Hey! Get back here with my sword you long-haired freak!
Notes: yes, I am now addicted to LOD. You can probably expect a crossover sometime ^.~
Notes: It took forever to get a parody for this one! Uh...Aeris- bashing...but nothing that doesn't happen in the game ^.^ This is for Cutiemew and the Flower Girl, who asked for some SEPHY!! ^.~ And no dresses, I promise.
Aeris: And now it's time for Love Songs With AVALANCHE. The part of the show where a FF7 member comes out and sings...a love song.
[Aeris is our narrator. Sephiroth and Tifa come onstage, where a restaurant backdrop is placed.]
Aeris: He said to her I'd like a Masamune
And I might like a Potion as well
[Seph motions to the empty sword holder on his back.]
She said to him, "I can't give you either"
[Tifa shakes her head.]
And he said, "Isn't this Weapon Bell?"
[Seph looks at the sign outside.]
She said, "It's 7th Heaven and we're closed now,
But we open tomorrow at ten."
[Tifa flips the sign over to say '7th Heaven' then locks the door and leaves.]
He said, "I am extremely angsty,
But I guess I can wait until then."
[Seph sits on the curb, head in his hands.]
Cuz you're his Masamune
His yummy Masamune (A/N: yes, I know I kept yummy o.O)
He'll wait for you. Ya!
He'll wait for you.
Oh, you are his Masamune
His sharpy Masamune
He'll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.
[Seph sits on the sidewalk, playing solitaire to pass time.]
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
[Seph is seen conked out on the sidewalk, drolling all over the place.]
When he spotted a billboard for the Dragoon game
Weapons and items for half price!
[Seph looks at the billboard, an advertisement for 'Legend of Dragoon'.]
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to use to kill
[Seph looks evilly at the squirrel beside him.]
Masamune, please do not get angry
He can use two, what a skill!
[Seph goes to the Dragoon game and steals Rose's Rapier, then comes back.]
Cuz you're his Masamune
His precious Masamune
Be back for you.
He'll be back for you.
Won't be so long, Masamune
Oh, lovely Masamune
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you.
[Aeris comes onstage next to Seph, and goes all out lounge singer.]
Cuz he loves you Masamune with all his heart
And there's nothin' gonna tear you two-oo apart
[Sephy hugs his Massy (A/N: o.O Scary thought...)]
And if on you someone would sneeze,
He would get down on his hands and knees
[Aeris sneezes on Masamune. Sephy glares daggers.]
After he killed the person who sneezed on you
[Seph stabs Aeris.]
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that yucky spit off just for you!
[Seph polishes his Masamune. Aeris lays in a heap on the ground.]
You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!
[Aeris faints from blood-loss (for Cloud to come revive a minute later. That's for the Aeris-fans) and Sephy walks off happily, with Rose's Rapier and Masamune.]
Rose: [Offstage] Hey! Get back here with my sword you long-haired freak!
Notes: yes, I am now addicted to LOD. You can probably expect a crossover sometime ^.~