I Love My Materia
Notes: Long time no see, ne? Well, if things work right, I can post this, but I think logging in is down till the 21st. Thanks to all the positive support, I'm continuing this, even though I was taking a FF7 break for some FF8 stuff, but I'll do both! I think Flower Girl suggested this one. It's got Hojo in it, for Dillo! And Blue, I'm gonna work on that one you sent me next!
Tifa: Welcome to silly Songs with AVALANCHE. The part of our show where a FF member comes out and sings...a silly song.
[A backdrop of a phyciatrist's office falls into place. Hojo is sitting on the chair, and Yuffie is lying on that couch thing.]
One day while talking with Dr. Hojo, Yuffie confronts one of her deepest fears ...
Yuffie: If my Materia ever left my pocket, packed a bag and decided to walk it, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.
Hojo: I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?
Yuffie: That'd be too bad. If my Materia said "adios, I don't like you I think you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad.
Hojo: That'd be too bad, you might get mad?
Yuffie: That'd be too bad. If my Materia moved back to Wutai, left a mess and didn't say goodbye, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad.
Hojo: That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?
Yuffie: That'd be too bad.
Hojo: Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if your Materia left you ...
Yuffie: That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my Dad. That be too bad.
Hojo: That'd be to bad?
Yuffie: That'd be too bad.
Hojo: Why?
Yuffie: Because I love my Materia.
[Yuffie Scat sings, while jumping up and down on the sofa.]
Hojo: Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Yuffie, tell me, what do you see here?
[Hojo holds up one of those inkblot tests.]
Yuffie: Um, that looks like Black Materia.
[Another.]
Hojo: And this?
Yuffie: It's Summon Materia!
[Yet another.]
Hojo: And this?
Yuffie: It's Materia, it's Materia, it's a Ma-te-ri-ah! It's Materia, it's Materia, it's a Ma-te-ri-ah! It's Materia, it's Materia, it's a Ma-te-ri- ah! COVER MATERIA! Ma-te-ri-ah!
[Yuffie jumps on Hojo.]
Hojo: What was that for?!
Yuffie: COVER MATERIA!!
[She sits back on the sofa.]
Hojo: Yuffie, tell me about your childhood.
Yuffie: When I was just two years old I left my Materia out in the cold and it turned blue. What could I do?
Hojo: It turned blue, what could you do?
Yuffie: Oh it turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to give my Materia to my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it looked weird.
Hojo: My, my. She had a beard and it looked weird?
Yuffie: She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my Materia stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in Materia rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee- protecting his Materia - and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our Materia was so gone, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for Materia: Usta!
Hojo: Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?
Yuffie: I don't know.
Hojo: So what you're saying is that when you were young ...
Yuffie: It turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it looked weird. My friends all laughed ... Usta!
Hojo: I'm confused ...
Yuffie: I love my Materia!
[She begins scatting and jumping on the sofa again. Hojo rubs his temples and sighs.]
Tifa: This has been Silly Songs with AVALANCHE. Tune in next time to hear Cloud say ...
[Same backdrop, only Cloud is on the sofa instead of Yuffie.]
Cloud: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?
[Hojo looks at his wrist at an imaginary watch.]
Hojo: Oh, look at the time!
[Hojo dashes out of the room, and Cloud shrugs. Then Cloud begins to scat sing about his nose.]
~Fin
Notes: Okay peeps! A few things I've realized. 1) I can only do these when I'm by myself, cuz I have a tendancy to sing these songs as I parody them ^.^. 2) I actually CAN keep a series going. and 3) I'm running out of VeggieTales songs. ....Any regular songs you want to see parodied? Blue, I got yours. Anyone else?
Notes: Long time no see, ne? Well, if things work right, I can post this, but I think logging in is down till the 21st. Thanks to all the positive support, I'm continuing this, even though I was taking a FF7 break for some FF8 stuff, but I'll do both! I think Flower Girl suggested this one. It's got Hojo in it, for Dillo! And Blue, I'm gonna work on that one you sent me next!
Tifa: Welcome to silly Songs with AVALANCHE. The part of our show where a FF member comes out and sings...a silly song.
[A backdrop of a phyciatrist's office falls into place. Hojo is sitting on the chair, and Yuffie is lying on that couch thing.]
One day while talking with Dr. Hojo, Yuffie confronts one of her deepest fears ...
Yuffie: If my Materia ever left my pocket, packed a bag and decided to walk it, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.
Hojo: I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?
Yuffie: That'd be too bad. If my Materia said "adios, I don't like you I think you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad.
Hojo: That'd be too bad, you might get mad?
Yuffie: That'd be too bad. If my Materia moved back to Wutai, left a mess and didn't say goodbye, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad.
Hojo: That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?
Yuffie: That'd be too bad.
Hojo: Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if your Materia left you ...
Yuffie: That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my Dad. That be too bad.
Hojo: That'd be to bad?
Yuffie: That'd be too bad.
Hojo: Why?
Yuffie: Because I love my Materia.
[Yuffie Scat sings, while jumping up and down on the sofa.]
Hojo: Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Yuffie, tell me, what do you see here?
[Hojo holds up one of those inkblot tests.]
Yuffie: Um, that looks like Black Materia.
[Another.]
Hojo: And this?
Yuffie: It's Summon Materia!
[Yet another.]
Hojo: And this?
Yuffie: It's Materia, it's Materia, it's a Ma-te-ri-ah! It's Materia, it's Materia, it's a Ma-te-ri-ah! It's Materia, it's Materia, it's a Ma-te-ri- ah! COVER MATERIA! Ma-te-ri-ah!
[Yuffie jumps on Hojo.]
Hojo: What was that for?!
Yuffie: COVER MATERIA!!
[She sits back on the sofa.]
Hojo: Yuffie, tell me about your childhood.
Yuffie: When I was just two years old I left my Materia out in the cold and it turned blue. What could I do?
Hojo: It turned blue, what could you do?
Yuffie: Oh it turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to give my Materia to my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it looked weird.
Hojo: My, my. She had a beard and it looked weird?
Yuffie: She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my Materia stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in Materia rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee- protecting his Materia - and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our Materia was so gone, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for Materia: Usta!
Hojo: Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?
Yuffie: I don't know.
Hojo: So what you're saying is that when you were young ...
Yuffie: It turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it looked weird. My friends all laughed ... Usta!
Hojo: I'm confused ...
Yuffie: I love my Materia!
[She begins scatting and jumping on the sofa again. Hojo rubs his temples and sighs.]
Tifa: This has been Silly Songs with AVALANCHE. Tune in next time to hear Cloud say ...
[Same backdrop, only Cloud is on the sofa instead of Yuffie.]
Cloud: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?
[Hojo looks at his wrist at an imaginary watch.]
Hojo: Oh, look at the time!
[Hojo dashes out of the room, and Cloud shrugs. Then Cloud begins to scat sing about his nose.]
~Fin
Notes: Okay peeps! A few things I've realized. 1) I can only do these when I'm by myself, cuz I have a tendancy to sing these songs as I parody them ^.^. 2) I actually CAN keep a series going. and 3) I'm running out of VeggieTales songs. ....Any regular songs you want to see parodied? Blue, I got yours. Anyone else?