Christmas
Notes: It's just too hot. So I'm doing a Christmas in August! ^.~ And I'm up on a Cat-Boy obsession.
Yay for Andreah, who guessed my next fic before it came out! ^.^ *hands her a cookie*
[A house backdrop is plopped onstage.]
Tifa: And now it's time for Silly Songs with AVALANCHE. The part of the show where a FF7 member sings...a silly song. It's Christmas Eve, and Reeve is anxiously awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies.
Reeve: [jumps around] Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, and I've got cookies! Three yummy cookies! Just for you for when you come, only for you for when you come ... because it's Christmas!
[Knock-knock-knock on the door]
Reeve: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a Cat-Boy like me, a good Ex-Shinra Cat-Boy like me?
Tifa: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa, but a demon!
Reeve: Who are you?
Vincent: [bursts in] I'm Chaos! And I've come to kill Hojo, oh yes! I've come to kill Hojo, and I've come to exact my revenge for my past. So stand back, step aside you silly cat! And let me in!
Tifa: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of Christmas, Reeve makes an offering.
Reeve: I'm not Hojo ... I'm no psycho, my demon friend, but I have cookies - three yummy cookies. And I didn't screw up your past, but please take this my demon friend. Eat one of these my robbing friend! They are for Santa, but you may have one.
[Reeve shoves a cookie in Vincent's mouth.]
Tifa: The demon is truly touched by Reeve's good will. But Reeve, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about seeing Santa.
Reeve: Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, and I've got cookies! Two yummy cookies! Just for you for when you come, only for you for when you come ... because it's Christmas!
Vincent: (Simultaneously) I'm Chaos! And I've come to kill Hojo, oh yes! I've come to kill Hojo, and I've come to exact my revenge for my past. ... you shared a cookie - a yummy cookie. Though I'd love to take my revenge, perhaps another time - because it's Christmas!
[Knock, knock, knock on the door]
Reeve: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a Cat-Boy like me, a good Ex-Shinra Cat-Boy like me?
Tifa: Once again, it is not Santa who has come to Reeve's door, but this time a savage Corperate businessman.
Reeve: Who are you?
Rufus: [bursts in] I'm a businessman! And I've come to take your business, oh yes! I've come to take your business, and I've come to burn your home and steal your stocks. And I've come to ... step on your employees! And soil your reputation!
Tifa: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of Christmas, Reeve makes an offering.
Reeve: I don't have a business ... I don't have stocks, my Corperate friend, but I have cookies - two yummy cookies. And I don't have employees, but please take this my Corperate friend. Eat one of these my Corperate friend. They are for Santa, but you may have one.
[Reeve stuffs a cookie in Rufus' mouth.]
Tifa: The businessman is also touched by Reeve's good will. But Reeve's thoughts are still with Santa.
Reeve: Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, I've got a cookie! A yummy cookie! Just for you for when you come, only for you for when you come ... because it's Christmas!
Rufus: (Simultaneously) I'm a businessman! And I've come to take your business, oh yes! I've come to take your business... you shared a cookie - a yummy cookie. Though I'd love to soil your reputation, I don't think that I wilt ... because it's Christmas!
[Knock-knock-knock on the door]
Reeve: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a Cat-Boy like me, a good Ex-Shinra Cat-Boy like me?
Tifa: Reeve is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue Service.
Reeve: Who are you?
Sephiroth: [stands at the dor] I'm from the IRS! And I've come to tax your ...
[Reeve slams the door on him quickly.]
Reeve: Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come ...
[Muffled curses come from the chimney]
Reeve: It's finally Santa! It's finally him! At last, the one who brings presents for a Cat-Boy like me, a good Ex-Shinra Cat-Boy like me
[Cid falls down the chinmey with a loud obsenity.]
Cid (In a Santa costume ^.^): I'm Santa! And I've come to bring you gifts, oh yes! I've come to bring you @#$%in' gifts, and I've come to stuff your mother-@#$%in' stockings - oh ho-ho-ho! And I've NOT come to jiggle my belly. And NOT wiggle my nose [glares at the author]
Karu: Whaaaaaat?? [bats her eyelashes]
Cid: [turns to Vincent] ... Hey, wait a minute! Ain't you the one who attacked me yelling somethin' about Hojo? [glares at Rufus] And what are you doing with my @#$% hat? So you're the ones!
Vincent: Wait a minute, I can explain!
Rufus: We've changed!
Cid: Nobody messes with Santa, god@#$%it!! You know that don't you!? You've been very naughty! And I've got a @#$%in' list!
[Cid chases Vincent and Rufus around the room angrily cursing, while Reeve watches.]
Sephiroth: [pops in and points to Reeve's last cookie] Did you claim that?
Reeve: [blinks and hands Seph the cookie] Merry ... Christmas!
Notes: XD...I really should be fwapped...^.^
Notes: It's just too hot. So I'm doing a Christmas in August! ^.~ And I'm up on a Cat-Boy obsession.
Yay for Andreah, who guessed my next fic before it came out! ^.^ *hands her a cookie*
[A house backdrop is plopped onstage.]
Tifa: And now it's time for Silly Songs with AVALANCHE. The part of the show where a FF7 member sings...a silly song. It's Christmas Eve, and Reeve is anxiously awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies.
Reeve: [jumps around] Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, and I've got cookies! Three yummy cookies! Just for you for when you come, only for you for when you come ... because it's Christmas!
[Knock-knock-knock on the door]
Reeve: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a Cat-Boy like me, a good Ex-Shinra Cat-Boy like me?
Tifa: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa, but a demon!
Reeve: Who are you?
Vincent: [bursts in] I'm Chaos! And I've come to kill Hojo, oh yes! I've come to kill Hojo, and I've come to exact my revenge for my past. So stand back, step aside you silly cat! And let me in!
Tifa: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of Christmas, Reeve makes an offering.
Reeve: I'm not Hojo ... I'm no psycho, my demon friend, but I have cookies - three yummy cookies. And I didn't screw up your past, but please take this my demon friend. Eat one of these my robbing friend! They are for Santa, but you may have one.
[Reeve shoves a cookie in Vincent's mouth.]
Tifa: The demon is truly touched by Reeve's good will. But Reeve, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about seeing Santa.
Reeve: Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, and I've got cookies! Two yummy cookies! Just for you for when you come, only for you for when you come ... because it's Christmas!
Vincent: (Simultaneously) I'm Chaos! And I've come to kill Hojo, oh yes! I've come to kill Hojo, and I've come to exact my revenge for my past. ... you shared a cookie - a yummy cookie. Though I'd love to take my revenge, perhaps another time - because it's Christmas!
[Knock, knock, knock on the door]
Reeve: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a Cat-Boy like me, a good Ex-Shinra Cat-Boy like me?
Tifa: Once again, it is not Santa who has come to Reeve's door, but this time a savage Corperate businessman.
Reeve: Who are you?
Rufus: [bursts in] I'm a businessman! And I've come to take your business, oh yes! I've come to take your business, and I've come to burn your home and steal your stocks. And I've come to ... step on your employees! And soil your reputation!
Tifa: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of Christmas, Reeve makes an offering.
Reeve: I don't have a business ... I don't have stocks, my Corperate friend, but I have cookies - two yummy cookies. And I don't have employees, but please take this my Corperate friend. Eat one of these my Corperate friend. They are for Santa, but you may have one.
[Reeve stuffs a cookie in Rufus' mouth.]
Tifa: The businessman is also touched by Reeve's good will. But Reeve's thoughts are still with Santa.
Reeve: Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, I've got a cookie! A yummy cookie! Just for you for when you come, only for you for when you come ... because it's Christmas!
Rufus: (Simultaneously) I'm a businessman! And I've come to take your business, oh yes! I've come to take your business... you shared a cookie - a yummy cookie. Though I'd love to soil your reputation, I don't think that I wilt ... because it's Christmas!
[Knock-knock-knock on the door]
Reeve: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a Cat-Boy like me, a good Ex-Shinra Cat-Boy like me?
Tifa: Reeve is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue Service.
Reeve: Who are you?
Sephiroth: [stands at the dor] I'm from the IRS! And I've come to tax your ...
[Reeve slams the door on him quickly.]
Reeve: Oh, Santa! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come ...
[Muffled curses come from the chimney]
Reeve: It's finally Santa! It's finally him! At last, the one who brings presents for a Cat-Boy like me, a good Ex-Shinra Cat-Boy like me
[Cid falls down the chinmey with a loud obsenity.]
Cid (In a Santa costume ^.^): I'm Santa! And I've come to bring you gifts, oh yes! I've come to bring you @#$%in' gifts, and I've come to stuff your mother-@#$%in' stockings - oh ho-ho-ho! And I've NOT come to jiggle my belly. And NOT wiggle my nose [glares at the author]
Karu: Whaaaaaat?? [bats her eyelashes]
Cid: [turns to Vincent] ... Hey, wait a minute! Ain't you the one who attacked me yelling somethin' about Hojo? [glares at Rufus] And what are you doing with my @#$% hat? So you're the ones!
Vincent: Wait a minute, I can explain!
Rufus: We've changed!
Cid: Nobody messes with Santa, god@#$%it!! You know that don't you!? You've been very naughty! And I've got a @#$%in' list!
[Cid chases Vincent and Rufus around the room angrily cursing, while Reeve watches.]
Sephiroth: [pops in and points to Reeve's last cookie] Did you claim that?
Reeve: [blinks and hands Seph the cookie] Merry ... Christmas!
Notes: XD...I really should be fwapped...^.^