Shinra Boys
Notes: O.O...I have run out of VT songs! I know there's at least one out there, but I can't find it. Hey, Flower Girl, if you know where it is, can you send my the lyrics? And if anyone has any, VT or regular, send the lyrics my way! ^.^ I love parodies! I already got one from Blue and Tamayo, and I'm working on them.
This one is for Destiny of Fire, who gave me the insanely hirarious image of 'Ballareno' (I'm gonna draw that!) and for Tamayo, cuz she sent me an MP3 of 'My Sharona', she made me a website, and she's just so nifty peachy cool! *gives her a life-sized Rufus plushie and Eminem music* ^.^ And also to whoever said Cloud hasn't sang (I forget who...gomen^.^o). Plus, everyone who reviewed and follows this! *hands everyone a plushie of their fave FF chara*
Just to note: This song was my back-up.....
[Sort of a music video setup. Reno and Rufus are standing in the center, and off to the side are Elena, Scarlet and Lucrecia.]
Shinra Singers (Elena, Scarlet and Lucrecia): Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys!
[Reno steps up, looking cool, but a little woozy...]
Reno: Who do they call when Midgar's in trouble? Who's got the suit with super-cool shades? There's no need to panic, 'cause this guy's manic, And you know that he'll drink through the day! You need a hand, he's right there on the double Hey, hey, if you got the pay! Redhead in blue! The Turks are after you!
[He falls over unconcious. Tseng, the stage manager, drags him off and lets him sleep it off in the dressing room (Where silly me, I gave the number to all the Reno-fangirls in the audience...*whistles*]
[Back onstage...]
Shinra Singers: Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys!
[Rufus stands center. He doesn't sing, but says the words to music.]
Rufus: Where do you turn when this world needs power? A man with style and a panther by his side? It's easy to prove he's just one of the evilest Brats that you'll ever know. It's plain to see in fashion he's no zero At the wheel of the Shinra Inc, Blonde in white! He'll give you a fight!
[He does the patented 'Bishie Hair Flip', sending all the Rufus fans swooning. Reno runs back out, chased by a crowd of fans.]
Shinra Singers: Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys! Long may the voice of corperate tyranny reign!
[Reno jumps onstage next to Rufus.]
Reno & Rufus: We are that Coperation!
[By now, the Rufus fans have woken from their swoon, and start chasing him too. Both Reno and Rufus are running back and forth across the room, chased by a HUGE crowd of fangirls.]
Reno: O.O....*runs*
Rufus: O.O...*runs*
Fangirls: *squeal, chase*
Shinra Singers: Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Lookin' great! Fashion plate! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Lookin' great! Fashion plate! Out of sight...
[Cloud pokes his head in front of the singers.]
Cloud: Dynomite!
[The three of them push Cloud back behind them.]
Shinra Singers: Shinra Boys!
[Tseng watches the mess going on, shakes his head and tunrs off the camera.]
Tseng: Bakas...
Notes: Yeah, I know that one sucked, but I DID say it was the backup... Now click that lil button to the left under this and tell me whatcha think! *sings* My, my, my, aye, aye--whoa! M-m-m-my Sharona~!
~Karu ^.~
Notes: O.O...I have run out of VT songs! I know there's at least one out there, but I can't find it. Hey, Flower Girl, if you know where it is, can you send my the lyrics? And if anyone has any, VT or regular, send the lyrics my way! ^.^ I love parodies! I already got one from Blue and Tamayo, and I'm working on them.
This one is for Destiny of Fire, who gave me the insanely hirarious image of 'Ballareno' (I'm gonna draw that!) and for Tamayo, cuz she sent me an MP3 of 'My Sharona', she made me a website, and she's just so nifty peachy cool! *gives her a life-sized Rufus plushie and Eminem music* ^.^ And also to whoever said Cloud hasn't sang (I forget who...gomen^.^o). Plus, everyone who reviewed and follows this! *hands everyone a plushie of their fave FF chara*
Just to note: This song was my back-up.....
[Sort of a music video setup. Reno and Rufus are standing in the center, and off to the side are Elena, Scarlet and Lucrecia.]
Shinra Singers (Elena, Scarlet and Lucrecia): Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys!
[Reno steps up, looking cool, but a little woozy...]
Reno: Who do they call when Midgar's in trouble? Who's got the suit with super-cool shades? There's no need to panic, 'cause this guy's manic, And you know that he'll drink through the day! You need a hand, he's right there on the double Hey, hey, if you got the pay! Redhead in blue! The Turks are after you!
[He falls over unconcious. Tseng, the stage manager, drags him off and lets him sleep it off in the dressing room (Where silly me, I gave the number to all the Reno-fangirls in the audience...*whistles*]
[Back onstage...]
Shinra Singers: Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys!
[Rufus stands center. He doesn't sing, but says the words to music.]
Rufus: Where do you turn when this world needs power? A man with style and a panther by his side? It's easy to prove he's just one of the evilest Brats that you'll ever know. It's plain to see in fashion he's no zero At the wheel of the Shinra Inc, Blonde in white! He'll give you a fight!
[He does the patented 'Bishie Hair Flip', sending all the Rufus fans swooning. Reno runs back out, chased by a crowd of fans.]
Shinra Singers: Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys! Long may the voice of corperate tyranny reign!
[Reno jumps onstage next to Rufus.]
Reno & Rufus: We are that Coperation!
[By now, the Rufus fans have woken from their swoon, and start chasing him too. Both Reno and Rufus are running back and forth across the room, chased by a HUGE crowd of fangirls.]
Reno: O.O....*runs*
Rufus: O.O...*runs*
Fangirls: *squeal, chase*
Shinra Singers: Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Lookin' great! Fashion plate! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Out of sight, evil tight! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! Shinra Boys! A bishie mean and a drink machine! Lookin' great! Fashion plate! Out of sight...
[Cloud pokes his head in front of the singers.]
Cloud: Dynomite!
[The three of them push Cloud back behind them.]
Shinra Singers: Shinra Boys!
[Tseng watches the mess going on, shakes his head and tunrs off the camera.]
Tseng: Bakas...
Notes: Yeah, I know that one sucked, but I DID say it was the backup... Now click that lil button to the left under this and tell me whatcha think! *sings* My, my, my, aye, aye--whoa! M-m-m-my Sharona~!
~Karu ^.~