RAW/SMACKDOWN Shake-up
(OR What a Strange, Odd Raw it's been)
A/N: Own nothing do I. 'Cept this really cool Forceable Entry cd.... But, since I'm sure Vince's lawyers all ready own that, they shouldn't sue me, cuz that's the only thing of monetally goodness that I own. Rock on! *is rocking out to Benoit's theme right now*
Oh Lord, no!
You might say, "they split, so?"
But, you see, I don't own Raw
And they're going to have a large draw
From my man Raven,
(But, luckily Vince has Maven!)
No more Lita, Jeffie, or Matt
No more sneak NWO attack
(Yay!)
But, luckily I will still see Y-2-J
No more Raven, yeah I'm still stuck on that...
As the Hurricane would say, "Whatz up wit dat!?"
Will there be a love triangle between Raven, Molly, and Spike?
How will I know? The only way I'd know is if I rode to Tracy's on a bike!
I only have Smackdown now
With no Brock and Heyman, that cow...
But, Tajiri and Torrie
Makes me feel hunky-dory!
(Dude! David Bowie rules!)
And you're sure to see the APA at a bar stool....
Oh! And did you hear!?!
Gangrel'll be back - Let's all cheer!
ECW reunites
And Billy and Chuck still bite
I get to see Tazz
But, sadly I also get to see Jazz
They split up the Hollys!
And I still want my Molly dollie!
I'll never get to see Tommy Dreamer, Jackie, or R-V-D!
How will I survive? Golly Gee!
Big Show and Booker T on the same show?
God, will that blow!
The women's roster is evenly split...
And I hope Raven will still wear a kilt!
Will Al Snow bring back Head?
And will Spike still get thrown around and look all dead?
Jeff Hardy's got a new, weird tattoo
But, I'll never see it again, and now I'm blue!
Kinda like his hair
And I'll never see Ric Flair!
I'll never scream, "Meeeeeaaaat!" again
What will happen to the Hurricane and Mighty Molly, then?
They're on different channels
Will the Flock be revived, with Flannel?!
A/N: *swoons*
Has anyone else seen how R-V-D and Edge were getting close?
Even though R-V-D still has that tenedcy to boast?!
When the Dudleyz were split, I cried
It was so sad to see D-von tell Bubba 'buh-bye!"
Vince ain't no idoit, he didn't let Kidman go
Of course Vince also has Saturn, whose very slow
Just ask Terri!
And that Brock guy, he sure is scary!
Christian and DDP are on the same team now!
Maven has a big eyebrow!
(But, that's all right!)
And that guy Albert, What a sight!
All-in-all, I will miss the guys I'll never see
From Team X-treme and their three
To, Raven my depressed anti-socail cuddly bird
To my Fire Kitty Kane, who colors in his Big Bird
And Dancin' Stevie Richards and Goldust
And, I'll even miss Trish's big assed bust
No more Tommy Dreamer or Justin Credible's bald head
With Big Boss Man and Undertaker there, expect a lot of blood shed
And Mr. Perfect and D'Lo Brown!
I hope Billy and Chuck don't have anymore posedowns....
Please go out and buy the Forceable Entry cd
It's really good and I like to sing with it, off-key
Oh God! I can't stop with my rhymes!
This SUCKS big time!
Ahhh!
Blah!
*groan* I miss Rhyno!
Ha! I can't find anything to rhyme with that, unless I was an albino!
AHHHHH! Damn!
(OR What a Strange, Odd Raw it's been)
A/N: Own nothing do I. 'Cept this really cool Forceable Entry cd.... But, since I'm sure Vince's lawyers all ready own that, they shouldn't sue me, cuz that's the only thing of monetally goodness that I own. Rock on! *is rocking out to Benoit's theme right now*
Oh Lord, no!
You might say, "they split, so?"
But, you see, I don't own Raw
And they're going to have a large draw
From my man Raven,
(But, luckily Vince has Maven!)
No more Lita, Jeffie, or Matt
No more sneak NWO attack
(Yay!)
But, luckily I will still see Y-2-J
No more Raven, yeah I'm still stuck on that...
As the Hurricane would say, "Whatz up wit dat!?"
Will there be a love triangle between Raven, Molly, and Spike?
How will I know? The only way I'd know is if I rode to Tracy's on a bike!
I only have Smackdown now
With no Brock and Heyman, that cow...
But, Tajiri and Torrie
Makes me feel hunky-dory!
(Dude! David Bowie rules!)
And you're sure to see the APA at a bar stool....
Oh! And did you hear!?!
Gangrel'll be back - Let's all cheer!
ECW reunites
And Billy and Chuck still bite
I get to see Tazz
But, sadly I also get to see Jazz
They split up the Hollys!
And I still want my Molly dollie!
I'll never get to see Tommy Dreamer, Jackie, or R-V-D!
How will I survive? Golly Gee!
Big Show and Booker T on the same show?
God, will that blow!
The women's roster is evenly split...
And I hope Raven will still wear a kilt!
Will Al Snow bring back Head?
And will Spike still get thrown around and look all dead?
Jeff Hardy's got a new, weird tattoo
But, I'll never see it again, and now I'm blue!
Kinda like his hair
And I'll never see Ric Flair!
I'll never scream, "Meeeeeaaaat!" again
What will happen to the Hurricane and Mighty Molly, then?
They're on different channels
Will the Flock be revived, with Flannel?!
A/N: *swoons*
Has anyone else seen how R-V-D and Edge were getting close?
Even though R-V-D still has that tenedcy to boast?!
When the Dudleyz were split, I cried
It was so sad to see D-von tell Bubba 'buh-bye!"
Vince ain't no idoit, he didn't let Kidman go
Of course Vince also has Saturn, whose very slow
Just ask Terri!
And that Brock guy, he sure is scary!
Christian and DDP are on the same team now!
Maven has a big eyebrow!
(But, that's all right!)
And that guy Albert, What a sight!
All-in-all, I will miss the guys I'll never see
From Team X-treme and their three
To, Raven my depressed anti-socail cuddly bird
To my Fire Kitty Kane, who colors in his Big Bird
And Dancin' Stevie Richards and Goldust
And, I'll even miss Trish's big assed bust
No more Tommy Dreamer or Justin Credible's bald head
With Big Boss Man and Undertaker there, expect a lot of blood shed
And Mr. Perfect and D'Lo Brown!
I hope Billy and Chuck don't have anymore posedowns....
Please go out and buy the Forceable Entry cd
It's really good and I like to sing with it, off-key
Oh God! I can't stop with my rhymes!
This SUCKS big time!
Ahhh!
Blah!
*groan* I miss Rhyno!
Ha! I can't find anything to rhyme with that, unless I was an albino!
AHHHHH! Damn!