A/N Ok peeps I am back with chapter three for "Forever yours fairy boy!" Of course you know that but I just wanted to tell you!
Disclaimer: Yes I own Zelda and monkeys fly outta my ears! Yeah right!
Dear Link,
Not one horse? You can't be serious! I can't believe it I won't! Man I wonder how many times a year they have to buy new shoes from so much walking! Excatly my point about the war! I mean why are they even fighting? Did they run out of shoes? Hahaha oh uh sorry. Maybe you should just tell them that you aren't going to fight anymore and then you can come back and maybe they will stop fighting when the relieaze how stupid they are! Or maybe not. 56 from JUST the hylain army!!!! That is way too many dead! Godessess we are defintly losing from the sounds of it! Just last night we got the boats of the dead men. They floated ashore in termina and are being sent back home. It was a terrible sight! Ok I will try and keep up the prayers but it's been hard with Ingo coming back drunk! Well as long as the men are happy, but I don't get you sometimes Link! Somedays you act as if all you want is a family then other days you act as if they are burdens! Well maybe the Princess could help you with that! Hehehe! Oh godessess do NOT say that I act like Zelda! I only look up to her because she is prettier than me! Ok Epona says she will write a note!! But i think she may have difficutlies holding the pen. I will keep trying with her! Link I don't know how you make things differnet you just seem to brighten the place up! I do NOT mind making you food! I mean you did save Hyrule so you deserve it! Hey Ruto is responding to your note by the way! Ok i will tell you as soon as I can. He whipped me! There happy? Ok just try and stay outta trouble!
Malon
Epona's caretaker!
Linky doodle,
Well could I wear perfume? I would smell so purty wouldn't I? Yes I have and I smell purty! I love my smell! I smell like fresh gym socks from Mido's house! Well then come home so we can plan one at the table. That way it won't be behind your back it will be infront of your face!
Lovling yours!
Your Rooty tooty!
Dear Malon,
Well one man here said that so far he has already bought fourteen pairs of shoes and we are only in the third month of the year! Well Veran is a very stupid country and I have no idea what we are fighting for. No one does. I would quit but you know I can't do that! It just wouldn't be good. 56? Oh alot has changed! Now the count is 72! Yes and it's only been a week! You got the boats? That's good. We were hoping the would stay on course. The sad and scary truth is that we are winning. It's scary because they have lost many more men then we have! I suggest locking him to the door and use heavy chains! Well I just don't know if I even want a girlfriend! I mean remember how weird it was when I was with Zel? I just don't know if that is what I need right now! I never said you did. You said you did I just agreed! Zelda, prettier than you? Oh Malon look in a mirror! I am telling you that you are much better looking! Hah I can just imagine Epona trying to write "Ok I don't know but I feel kinda odd." That would be great to see! Just make sure she gets alot of rest though. Keep her stall clean too! I feel so happy! You said I brighten the place up! Yay! Well If i deserve anything it is to be rid of bad dreams! That would be magnifecent! Ok lets keep a list of how many times I have to kill ingo. Once. I will Mal, I will!
Forever Yours,
Fairy Boy
Ruto,
Linky doodle? Ok I really need to set you up on an apointment with the psychatrist! Pretty isn't what comes to mind. well that is a very nice way of descibing your smell but I do not think it will help you! Yikes!
Link
Ok peeps that's all for now please review!
Disclaimer: Yes I own Zelda and monkeys fly outta my ears! Yeah right!
Dear Link,
Not one horse? You can't be serious! I can't believe it I won't! Man I wonder how many times a year they have to buy new shoes from so much walking! Excatly my point about the war! I mean why are they even fighting? Did they run out of shoes? Hahaha oh uh sorry. Maybe you should just tell them that you aren't going to fight anymore and then you can come back and maybe they will stop fighting when the relieaze how stupid they are! Or maybe not. 56 from JUST the hylain army!!!! That is way too many dead! Godessess we are defintly losing from the sounds of it! Just last night we got the boats of the dead men. They floated ashore in termina and are being sent back home. It was a terrible sight! Ok I will try and keep up the prayers but it's been hard with Ingo coming back drunk! Well as long as the men are happy, but I don't get you sometimes Link! Somedays you act as if all you want is a family then other days you act as if they are burdens! Well maybe the Princess could help you with that! Hehehe! Oh godessess do NOT say that I act like Zelda! I only look up to her because she is prettier than me! Ok Epona says she will write a note!! But i think she may have difficutlies holding the pen. I will keep trying with her! Link I don't know how you make things differnet you just seem to brighten the place up! I do NOT mind making you food! I mean you did save Hyrule so you deserve it! Hey Ruto is responding to your note by the way! Ok i will tell you as soon as I can. He whipped me! There happy? Ok just try and stay outta trouble!
Malon
Epona's caretaker!
Linky doodle,
Well could I wear perfume? I would smell so purty wouldn't I? Yes I have and I smell purty! I love my smell! I smell like fresh gym socks from Mido's house! Well then come home so we can plan one at the table. That way it won't be behind your back it will be infront of your face!
Lovling yours!
Your Rooty tooty!
Dear Malon,
Well one man here said that so far he has already bought fourteen pairs of shoes and we are only in the third month of the year! Well Veran is a very stupid country and I have no idea what we are fighting for. No one does. I would quit but you know I can't do that! It just wouldn't be good. 56? Oh alot has changed! Now the count is 72! Yes and it's only been a week! You got the boats? That's good. We were hoping the would stay on course. The sad and scary truth is that we are winning. It's scary because they have lost many more men then we have! I suggest locking him to the door and use heavy chains! Well I just don't know if I even want a girlfriend! I mean remember how weird it was when I was with Zel? I just don't know if that is what I need right now! I never said you did. You said you did I just agreed! Zelda, prettier than you? Oh Malon look in a mirror! I am telling you that you are much better looking! Hah I can just imagine Epona trying to write "Ok I don't know but I feel kinda odd." That would be great to see! Just make sure she gets alot of rest though. Keep her stall clean too! I feel so happy! You said I brighten the place up! Yay! Well If i deserve anything it is to be rid of bad dreams! That would be magnifecent! Ok lets keep a list of how many times I have to kill ingo. Once. I will Mal, I will!
Forever Yours,
Fairy Boy
Ruto,
Linky doodle? Ok I really need to set you up on an apointment with the psychatrist! Pretty isn't what comes to mind. well that is a very nice way of descibing your smell but I do not think it will help you! Yikes!
Link
Ok peeps that's all for now please review!