A/N ok peeps I am back with a Brand new chappy of this story! Yes and I do love you all so very much for reviewing! I am trying to keep up and review all your stuff so just hold on and I will try ok? Sweet uhh yeah. But umm yeah ok here's your chappy!
Dear Link,
Fourteen pairs! That's way too many! Oh gosh I can't even afford four pairs of shoes as it is! Are the shoes pretty? I don't know why but I am hoping they are! If no one knows why we are fighting then why are we? OK I don't seem to understand this world anymore Link! Yeah I know and you being in the army does bring in money! I do appriecate you so much for giving the money to us though! 72 dead?! By the time you get this letter it will probably be 100 dead! I hate this stupid war! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I sound like a little kid now! Well your hoping did good and the boats arrived saftley. It was just such a pitiful sight seeing women crying over there dead husbands bodies! Later we sent out new boats full of unflamable supplies. The boats have candles burning on them so you can see them early on. They have?! How many men could there possibly be in this world who are fighting in this war? I hate this stupid war even more now you know! Ingo, locked on a door? Hahahahahaha oh Link you are funny! Like we would want to get that close! Link the thing you need most is a girlfriend! I mean you could have anyone you wanted! Don't even object to that! Oh I said I acted like Zelda and you agreed. Why did you have to say that then trick me into thinking... oh nevermind! You really think that I am pretty? I won't believe it till I hear you say those words! I just won't believe it! I'll be sure to catch Epona writing on tape! That's one of the problems though. She won't sleep! You need to come home soon! I'll see if the great fariys can do anything about your nightmares ok? OK lets update the list. Twice. Don't die!
The worrifull,
Malon
Linky-pinky,
Is that better my darling sweet angel buttercup? Oh link I don't need to see any ordinary doctor. I need to see the doctor of love! Oh you don't? How about if I say "I smeel like a garden of roses that have rotted after a dog and Rauru have peed on them!" Taht is much better huh?
Wuvely yours,
Cuddle bear Ruto gal!
Malon,
The shoes come in all differnet shapes and sizes and colors gallore! The reason they can buy so many is because they are all free! You're not the only one. Many men have been talking about commiting suicide they are so confused! Don't worry I am not one of these men! well Malon I have more than I nedd with all these scary girls! (Somehow those great fairies even managaged to create girls here!) 110 acutually! You aren't acting childish your acting more sophisticated than the army leaders here! THEY don't know what they are doing! See that's why I don't want to be in a relationship! In case something happens to me I don't want to hurt the ones I love! The candle Idea will bring spirit and hope to us here. They will burn through the foggy waters like a stallion among shetland ponies! Mal there are more men then anyone could count here! It's not as if it is easy to move around. That close to Ingo.....good point! I wouldn't! Ok I won't object. I just don't need one at the moment. Maybe when I get home I'll consider the idea. Ok then believe you are ugly till I come home! I really hope Epona starts to feel better though because if we lost her..... OK well I will try not to die!
Link
Ruto,
Gag. puck, hurl, blah, ok now I'm fine.
link
Dear Link,
Fourteen pairs! That's way too many! Oh gosh I can't even afford four pairs of shoes as it is! Are the shoes pretty? I don't know why but I am hoping they are! If no one knows why we are fighting then why are we? OK I don't seem to understand this world anymore Link! Yeah I know and you being in the army does bring in money! I do appriecate you so much for giving the money to us though! 72 dead?! By the time you get this letter it will probably be 100 dead! I hate this stupid war! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I sound like a little kid now! Well your hoping did good and the boats arrived saftley. It was just such a pitiful sight seeing women crying over there dead husbands bodies! Later we sent out new boats full of unflamable supplies. The boats have candles burning on them so you can see them early on. They have?! How many men could there possibly be in this world who are fighting in this war? I hate this stupid war even more now you know! Ingo, locked on a door? Hahahahahaha oh Link you are funny! Like we would want to get that close! Link the thing you need most is a girlfriend! I mean you could have anyone you wanted! Don't even object to that! Oh I said I acted like Zelda and you agreed. Why did you have to say that then trick me into thinking... oh nevermind! You really think that I am pretty? I won't believe it till I hear you say those words! I just won't believe it! I'll be sure to catch Epona writing on tape! That's one of the problems though. She won't sleep! You need to come home soon! I'll see if the great fariys can do anything about your nightmares ok? OK lets update the list. Twice. Don't die!
The worrifull,
Malon
Linky-pinky,
Is that better my darling sweet angel buttercup? Oh link I don't need to see any ordinary doctor. I need to see the doctor of love! Oh you don't? How about if I say "I smeel like a garden of roses that have rotted after a dog and Rauru have peed on them!" Taht is much better huh?
Wuvely yours,
Cuddle bear Ruto gal!
Malon,
The shoes come in all differnet shapes and sizes and colors gallore! The reason they can buy so many is because they are all free! You're not the only one. Many men have been talking about commiting suicide they are so confused! Don't worry I am not one of these men! well Malon I have more than I nedd with all these scary girls! (Somehow those great fairies even managaged to create girls here!) 110 acutually! You aren't acting childish your acting more sophisticated than the army leaders here! THEY don't know what they are doing! See that's why I don't want to be in a relationship! In case something happens to me I don't want to hurt the ones I love! The candle Idea will bring spirit and hope to us here. They will burn through the foggy waters like a stallion among shetland ponies! Mal there are more men then anyone could count here! It's not as if it is easy to move around. That close to Ingo.....good point! I wouldn't! Ok I won't object. I just don't need one at the moment. Maybe when I get home I'll consider the idea. Ok then believe you are ugly till I come home! I really hope Epona starts to feel better though because if we lost her..... OK well I will try not to die!
Link
Ruto,
Gag. puck, hurl, blah, ok now I'm fine.
link