Hi Ya Folks,
I do not own Sailor Moon or Gundam WIng, even though I wish I did. Oh well on with the show.

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"Heero what are we going to do with her, look at her." Quatre asked, as he knelt besides a slumbering Serena who after the guys got her out of Heero's arms, put her on the couch and now she was having her nightmare again, yet all she did was whimper, and tears flowed from her closed eyes.
"Hn." Heero said, and as if on impulse sat next to Serena who as if sensing him, moved so that she was hudled on his lap again. "Quatre help." Heero said, as Serena snuggled up to him, and just tightened her grip on Heero when he tried to pull away.
"What do I look like, the jaws of life." Quatre said, as he stared at Serena's iron lock grip. Just then a sound that should have woken Serena up sounded from the hall outside the door.
"HHHHEEEEERRRROOOOO!!!!!" A yes the mating call of Relena Peacecraft, the girl who the guys were running from. Quatre was about to close the door and look it but she burst in. She was about to latch onto Heero but noticed Serena in his arms. "Heero! What is the meaning of this. WHat's with the tramp." Relena screeched, and it didn't help her already pissed off mood, when she saw Serena snuggle closer to Heero.
"Relena shut up your scaring her." Heero bit out, as he heard Serena whimper when Relena screeched, hell he wanted to whimper, that was murder on anybody's ears.
"I will when you tell me what is up with her." Relena said, as she stomped up to Serena and Heero tightened his grip on Serena. "WEll since you won't tell me I'll find out myself wake up bitch." Relena said, as she grrabbed one of Serena's arms and threw her onto the floor making her wake up with a startled scream.
"Relena you bitch." Heero growled, out as he went to see if Serena was okay, not relising how protective he was being right now.
"Sorry lover you can't move not untill I find out who she is." Relena said, as she bent down to Serena's level, and spoke in a low harsh voice. "Who are you and what were you doing on my Heero's lap." Relena bit out. And when she didn't speak Relena smacked her, Heero was barely containing himself from killing RElena right then and there but QUatre was slightly restraining him. Slightly. "Answer me when I talk to you bitch." Relena yelled, as she was about to smack Serena again but stopped when Serena grabbed her hand inches from her face.
"That was a mistake." Serena said, in a low voice and started to squeeze Relena's hand and didn't let up until she her the breaking of bones in Relena's hand, then she grabbed Relena by the front of her shirt and hulled her to the feet as Relena stared at her hand in shock and in pain. Serena grabbed Relena's face so that they were looking in each others eyes. "You ever dare to lay a hand on me again and I will make sure it's not just your hand I break." Serena said, but Relena and her dumb blondish self, didn't relise the truth in Serena words but the guys did, and they back away from the two blondes.
"And who are you to boss around the Queen of the World." Relena replyed back hautily, not even noticing Serena's eyes get thirty degrees colder then their all ready below fifty temp.
"The Black Mist." Serena whispered, so that only Relena could hear.
"The Black Mist, is that suppose to scare me honestly, that sounds like a child came up with it. Now really you miserable peon, tell me who you are and what the hell you were doing on MY Heero's lap. Before I have you thrown in jail for ignoring a direct order from your superior." Relena replyed back, and at the word superior Serena burst out laughing, making Relena's triumphant smirk dwindle to a frown. "And what is so god damn funny." Relena screeched making the guys wince, and Heero take a minicing step towards Relena.
"You think your my superior, hunny I think you've got it backwords, I am your superior, my other name is Cosmos." Serena said, and almost broke out laughing as the look on Relena's face was priceless.
"No! You can't be Cosmos I was suppose to be Cosmos. I'm the queen of the world, I'm the reincarnated moon princess, and Heero is Edyimon. I'm princess Serenity, I'm the heir to the universe as well as the silver crystal, and betrothed to Heero. I'm suppose to be Cosmos. Wait I am, cause I have the silver crystal." Relena said, producing a large diamond, that didn't even look like the silver crystal.
"Well that's a nice rock, but this is the silver crystal." Serena said, as she held out her hand and the silver crystal formed in her hand.
"THat's a cheap magic trick besides I have the tatoo of Cosmos." Relena said, pulling up her bangs to show the Cosmos sign.
"Well I don't see why you went and got a permant tatoo when it does nothing for you, when I have the real one." Serena said, and closed her eyes, and in a small flash her cosmos sign appeared, along with a red A for some strange reason. "Well that's new." Serena said, as she felt the A which before her hand could touch it disappeared. But her attention was turned back towards Relena who screeched again.
"You Bitch how dare you dress up like me I am Serenity, even scientist say I am. Besides I have her hair." RElena said snootily, as she pulled at her icky brown/blonde hair.
"Actually you don't, my hair was never in braids it was always in the ball and streamers way, if you think your me then do the royal hair style." Serena challenged, and then Relena said that Serena would cheat by watching her do the style, Serena had to wait in the other room as RElena did her hair up in what she thought was the hair stlye. When Serena came back in she had to grasp onto Trowa to keep from falling on the ground and laughing her ass off. Relena's hair was a what looked like a ball of tangles on her head with her hair streaming from the ball and her hair came down to about her sholders.
"See I can do the hair style." Relena replyed hautily, the guys couldn't do anything to contradict her considering they've never seeen the hairstyle the girls speak of.
"Your hair looks like a rat's nest here's what the hair style is suppose to look like." Serena said, and flicked her wrist, and her hair came undone from it's braid, and did it'self up in it's normal hairstyle with perfect shaped balls with her hair streaming down in perfect waves, all the way to her ankles.
By that time, Relena relised there was no way to prove that she was Cosmos, so she just turned around and left, but not before she tried to kiss Heero. But as soon as Relena reached the door she stopped. "Oh and girl." Relena said, enacutating the girl part. "Stay away from my Heero." Relena said, as she continued to stomp to the door, until she heard what Serena said next.
"Why Heero I never knew you were a dog. Can you do any tricks. come on boy sit." Serena said, which sent everybody into full blown laughter except for Heero.
"No I'm not." Heero said, but sat down none the less which sent everybody into another fit of laughter. "Besides if I was an animal I'd rather be a tiger, and if I had to choose between being Relena's tiger or yours, I would willingly choose you." Heero said, as Serena looked touch.
"Oh that's so sweet. And I bet you would look sooo cute when you were a cub. Oh that would be precious watching you play with you tail, catch Mice and sit on my lap and purr as I pet you." Serena said, with mock stars in her eyes which got everybody else laughing, until they saw Serena move out of the way of a crystal base.
"How dare you make fun of my Heero." Relena said, as she went over to a crying Heero who was laughing to hard. (Scary ne?) "Oh my poor Heero did that mean old bitch hurt you, can mommy make it better." Relena asked, as she practically through herself in a disgusted Heero's lap.
"Yes she can, tell me when you see her." Heero said, as he pushed Relena off his lap and stood, up and walked over to Serena, who made a coughing sound that sounded like a meow which sent everybody laughing, even the ever silent Trowa was clutching the wall to keep from joining his other comrads on the floor.
"So what's it to you if I go MEOW!" Heero said, with a smirk in place which made Serena fall over laughing, clutching her sides, trying to breath right. "Breath Serena, besides, I thought I was suppose to sit on your lap and you were suppose to pet me, and let me purr while your at it." Heero said, as he tried to pout which made Serena hit him on the foot. "OUCH! What was that for." Heero said, rubbing his foot, he didn't even care that he was acting like a regular teenager and ignoring his training.
"Quit making me laugh you doofus and then I'll pet, you or I can be the kitty considering your two big to fit on my lap and I just perfect to fit on your laugh but hold on a second while I dispose of something." Serena said, got up and walked to a steaming Relena who was being held back by Quatre and picked her up by the scruff of her collar and dragged her two the front door and through her outside. "There now as I was saying." Serena said, and plopped right down into Heero's lap and looked at him, and started making meowing sounds, sending the guys into gales of laughter as Heero just pet her like you would a Cat, then turned Serena towards him.
"So tell me Ms. Kitty why did you leave where you used to live." Heero asked, Serena who went ridiged and quickly got off of his lap.
"I'd rather not talk about it." Serena said, her back was completely ridgided and you could feel her bristeling just waiting for you to contradict her.

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Well that's done sorry I haven't written in a while, but check out my friend Silver Dragoness's stories she's one of my beta readers.