Author's Notes: Well I got TWO reviews and that's way better then nothing!

Oh and I'm pretty sure Happosai would say what he said to Akane though, I mean being that it was *his* Love potion. . .he probably would do anything for it even including calling Akane a foolish girl. . .which he did once in an episode. . .I forgot which though. ^_^;; (---sweat drop), thanks CLAMP Kid. Oh well I would never trick you MADNESS. . .okay maybe I would, but not now :::begins to sweat::: I-I'm serious, I'm not lying!!! I'm NOT I TELL YA!!!

***Disclaimer:

Me: . . .

Lawyers: Say it!

Me: Why? I said it already. . .

Lawyers: Say it again!

Me: B-but

Lawyer: Hey

Me: B-b-but

Lawyers: HEY!!! Just say it!

Me: Psh. . .all Ranma characters are owned by. . .

Lawyer: Say it. . .

Me: are owned by ME!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!

(Lawyer Hits her with a frying Pan . . .don't know how a frying pan came into all this so don't ask me!)

Me: Oowwww! Psh. . .fine, so I lied. Like it wasn't obvious. . .(slowly) all Ranma characters are owned by. . .Rumiko Takahashi . . .

Lawyer (walking away): that will be all and have a nice day!





LOVE POTIONS AND MARTIAL ARTS?

Rated: PG-13 __________________________________________________________________________ Summery/AN: This is going to be a very short chapter I mean very, very, very short. . .It makes my story seem oh much longer. ^_^ so bear with me. Oh and don't get too mad at me if I don't some of the characters personalities right. It's kinda hard. . .

Chapter 2- Love at first sight?

Ryoga out of nowhere stepped inside the house. All eyes were now fixed upon him.



THE END!!!!

Just kidding I said it was short, but not *that* short. Keep reading.

Ranma walked calmly to the exhausted and beaten Ryoga. "Yo' Ryoga what you doing here?" Ranma said greeting him (A/N: Shocking?). Ryoga looked up Ranma with frustration and anger; "I finally made it Ranma. . ." he trailed off. Ranma lifted his eyebrow, "You finally made it where? What?" he was so confused. "Have you forgotten our match?!" he had fallen on his knees, "Ranma our duel! I finally came for our duel!" he said almost yelling.

"Ryoga, that was over a week ago. . ."

Ryoga looked up at Ranma, "So can't we still fight?" Ranma took side-glance at Akane who was still sitting there motionless. "Not right now Ryoga." He put plainly. "Ranma are you running aw--. . ." Kasumi interrupted him. "Ryoga, would you like something to drink? To eat?" she said with a smile. Ryoga blinked, "Uh no thank you. . ." However, his stomach replied otherwise, it rumbled with force, but Ryoga just laughed and smiled nervously. Kasumi smiled again, "I know something I can get you" and she left for the kitchen.

Ryoga cleared his throat, "Are you running away from me Ranma?"

"Don't be foolish Ryoga, we have more important things to worry about" came a voice from the crowd.

"Kuno?" Ryoga looked at Kuno, baffled, "What are you doing here?"

"That's what I want to know" Ranma replied.

Kuno posed before Ranma and Ryoga, "Tatewaki Kuno am here to capture a pervert, so all the women can safely rest in peace through--. . ."

"Okay that's enough. . ." Ranma walked pass him. Ryoga still looked a little puzzled, "Then Kuno why are you still around here?"

"Blast you Ryoga Hibiki!" Kuno growled.

Akane suddenly shifted from here position. Ranma noticed this and went up to her, "Akane you haven't said a word throughout all this. You okay?" Ranma seemed somewhat concerned. She looked up at him with confusion. "You don't remember me?" Ranma asked.

'Don't tell me she doesn't remember me! Not again. . .' he thought. She got up and put her arms around Ranma making him blush. "A-Akane," he started. She smiled sweetly at him, "Ranma. . ." his name rolled from her tongue so smoothly, needless to say made Ranma blush even more. All eyes were on the couple. Happosai shook his head, "At least she's in love with the same person she was in love with before"

"No, no, no. . ." Ranma began, but trailed off. Akane's eyes shimmered, "Ranma," she said again. Ryoga and Kuno stood there motionless. . .

'Akane. . .you play with my emotions like it was some sort of a game' Ryoga thought, tearing.

'A-Akane, sweet Akane Tendo, my love for you will always go on. . . (A/N: would Kuno say that?)' Kuno sighed at his own thought.

"Ranma. . ." Akane just stared of into Ranma's eyes.

"Yes, yes, yes you know how to pronounce Ranma's name. Great for you," Nabiki yawned, "I thought this was going to be interesting". "A-Akane now I-I. . .Akane," he was blushing even more now. Akane came so close to Ranma's ear, so close that it almost made Ranma laugh.

'Akane.' Ryoga looked down, hurt.

"GET OUT OFF THE WAY BAKA!!!" Akane yelled in Ranma's ear. Everybody was lost, needless to say so was Ranma.

Nabiki and everybody else's eyes widened with attention, "Oh yeah" Nabiki started, "Now it's getting interesting".

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(A/N: I made you think it was Ranma (or at least was trying to). So now you know it wasn't Ranma (it would be boring anyway if it was) so who will it be? If you want you can send me mail or write it in a REVIEW on who you think Akane's gonna fall in love with. . .)