This is very much an experiment, so I'm a little nervous about posting...! Mainly because it's all very, *very* silly. If you don't like talking animals/inanimate objects, I would advise that you stop reading here. Otherwise, please meet the uncredited yet utterly integral 'cast' of The Mentalist.

"I'm okay." She attempted a chuckle before realising that it hurt too much, "All limbs, faculties and body parts are present and accounted for."

This is based on the promo and the speculation surrounding it. Jane talks to Wiley.

Where Vega learns a lot about quidditch, and considers where things stand with Wylie. Takes place not long after Copper Bullet.

"Well just keep what I said in mind," she said with a smile. "In case someone ever comes along where...where doing both dances doesn't seem so difficult." Set shortly before Copper Bullet.

Jane makes a promise to Lisbon to be home for Christmas, this is one promise that he doesn't want to break.

Jane makes a promise to Lisbon, and he doesn't want to break it

CONCLUSION NOW POSTED! Patrick Jane is President of the United States. (Yes, you read that right!) How does the most powerful widower in the world find love with a CBI agent? Please take a chance and find out. Extreme AU, partly inspired by the movie "The American President." Rated T/M for adult content and language. Beautiful cover courtesy of the awesome phoenix2812!

Jane and Lisbon both come to some important conclusions. Just a one shot I wrote to channel my anxiety while waiting for 7.10 (Nothing Gold Can Stay) to air. Hope you find it enjoyable.

Starting as a tag to 7x9, one idea of what Cho's life outside of work might look like. Normal disclaimer applies, I own nothing!

AU. What if Jane and Lisbon meet before his family gets murdered. What if Red John is actually Red Joan. Upcoming Jisbon.

This is my prediction on who dies in 7x10 "Nothing Gold Can Stay" and How a certain someone deals with it. I made up the Last Conversation between Angela and Jane.

CONTINUATION – Vega and Wylie on their first date. This is a continuation of my first Wylie/Vega story, Dancing in the Dark. You don't have to read that to understand this. The T rating is for some slightly naughty thoughts.

Jane and Lisbon have been married for a little over a year when the Pilot takes place. How does it all change when the two are husband and wife? Will things play out the same? Or will events be different? J/L or Jisbon, obviously.

Just a silly, little something. Jane and Lisbon are trying to find some well deserved sleep, but then a little birdie keeps them awake. Jisbon.

Tag to 7x09, Copper Bullet. Wylie stages a rescue of his own, with a little help from his friends.

Após permitir que Michelle Vega participasse do plano para salvar Abbott das mãos de Petterson, Cho se dá conta de que ela não é apenas uma agente júnior que quer proteger. [Pós 7x09]

Teresa is almost certain that if one of the criminals they chase doesn't kill him, she just might.

Jane and Lisbon are locked in a stalemate with regards to the issue of Lisbon doing her job. A drastic event helps resolve the problem. A tag of sorts to 7x08

The elevator is steadier than she remembers, as though maintenance has finally finished the repairs they promised every year of her time here. When her hand moves to touch the gold cross around her neck, she stops and lowers it. "You never saw it empty," she says. "After they took out all the furniture." (AU oneshot between 6x15 and 6x16.)

Short one-shot tag for 7x09 Copper Bullet. Jane addresses his no-win situation. Rated T for minor sexual innuendo.

"I love that you're predictable." But of course, we love the Mentalist in part because it is unpredictable. I plan to post here some implausible, unlikely, and unusual possibilities based on the previews and hints that CBS and the Mentalist let slip. Latest installment: "Repercussions"

What if the whole killing Red John had gone a little differently. AU set approximately 8 years after 6x8 Red John. Character death, sorry.

Tag to 709 Copper Bullet. Jane's POV, mulling over Lisbon's words before they danced. A bit rambling and a bit angsty, as might be expected, but short. One-shot, barely 'T' for language and suggestion. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

Members of the FBI team struggle to handle the death of one of their own. Tag to the 7x10 promo.