pureVENOM: Sooo, I'm all debating with myself one day about weird things like Red's tattoo, and
what resulted was a bunch of weird stuff, and the idea of making this ficcy-chapter-thingie...
And, I really didn't wanna make an entire new fic for my strange ponderings, and figured that
adding this onto my poem ficcy would help it out, too, ya know, by making it resurface and all
seeable and stuff.
Note that both VENOM and Fausta are one and the same person, really. Just titles for the
different voices within my psyche. Blah!
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Musings One-- Red's Tattoo
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VENOM is sitting and staring blankly at an off TV.
Fausta scowls. "What are you doing? You're so weird, and your name's dumb."
"My name is KEWL, and it has sentimental history, unlike yours, thank you!!" retorts VENOM, who
has stopped her staring.
"Well, my name is ALSO kewl and has history," replies Fausta. "Why are we even arguing? We're
basically the same person. This's dumb. What have you been thinking about?"
VENOM lowers a brow. "But you started it-- oh, whatever. I was suddenly thinking about Nanaki's
tattoo, actually."
"Heh?"
"Like, why did he get it?"
"Duh, HOJO put it on him, after capturing him for his evil experiments!"
"What? No way. Hojo could never come up with such a kewl name! And besides, why would he KEEP
that name, then?"
"What, are you implying that Red put that tattoo on HIMSELF, then?" Fausta asked, with a blunt
look.
"Eh, something like that, yeah."
"I think Hojo's head is big enough to accomadate a fair amount of decent names. And then, why the
pretty picture below his 'nickname'? So anyway, if you think Red had it put on, then why?"
VENOM snickers. "Well, yeah, his forehead is overly large..." She then gets more serious.
"Who knows? The picture does look pretty kewl. And he is reddish colored, and maybe he's of the
thirteenth generation of his family. Maybe it's his family nickname, like before his mom and dad
died! Maybe the tattoo's like a Heraldric Crest from Star Ocean 2, and makes his magic all strong
and stuff!"
@.@ "Psh. Whatever... I don't even WANNA argue with that.."
"So do I win this argument then??"
"Win?? C'mon, it's JUST some thoughts. You don't win anything."
VENOM frowns. "But I want spring rolls to rain down for me in my victory!!"
Fausta rolls her eyes. "Then ...I dunno, why don't you pray for the WEAPONs to do that or
something?"
"Okay, I will!"
And with that, VENOM makes a mental asking for the great Ruby WEAPON to stop by and make tasty
spring rolls rain down for her.
Surprisingly enough, Ruby WEAPON appears up from the ground and does so, fries the twin girls up
good, then goes to wreak havoc upon a conveniently close by and unsuspecting town.
(I think you can tell I'm kinda hungry while writing this. I wanna spring roll! THEM'S GOOD!)
And this concludes the first musing.
~ Musing Two-- Cloud's Spikey Hair
"Ugh.." groans Fausta, brushing ash off of her shoulder. "We should stop meeting each other and
talking. No good can come of it."
"But I wanna argue about Cloud's hair now!" protests VENOM.
"Then do it by yourSELF."
"But if I debate against you, it basically IS by myself."
"Whatever, fine."
"Okay, so, why DOES Cloud have that weird spikey hair??"
Fausta crosses her arms. "What about it?? He's an anime-lookin' guy! He has special hair!"
"But it just looks weird, and makes people call him 'spiky ass'!"
"I think it looks really neat, and it probably has other uses."
"Huh. A utilitarian hair-do??"
"Why not??"
"That weird! I mean, what CAN he do with hair??"
Fausta smirks. "Well, if he's losing in a basketball game, he can accidentally have the ball hit
his hair, and pop, rendering the game unfinished."
"If there aren't any spares."
"Exactly. And, hey, what about a spare weapon?"
"That's dumb."
"Hey, Zell from FFVIII uses his head for his Booya attack. Cloud could do some serious and lethal
damage to someone like that."
"Well, Zell has spiky hair too."
"Not CLOUD-spiky. Just Zell-spiky."
"Huh... I didn't want Sephiroth to die... But since he did, they shoulda made Cloud kill him with
his hair. It would have been funnier."
Fausta shook her head. "That would have left Sephiroth to die with out any DIGNITY left within
his lovely body."
"Psh, I guess."
"Anyway, Cloud just has the kick-butt-do of all FFers."
VENOM blinked. "You realize, 'FF' can be confused with 'Fatal Frame', another very great game?"
"Ah, Fatal Frame. Great game, indeed. The Playstation 2 must be honored to have such a horrifying
horror game on its side."
"Yeah."
"So, I suppose I win this argument, then?"
"Sure, I guess."
"HAH! IN YOUR FACE!! BEATEN IN YOUR OWN QUESTION!!!"
"Fausta..." VENOM looks rather ticked.
"Er, I mean. Any other musings???" ^.^;;;;
~ Musings Three-- Sephiroth's Favorite Food
VENOM taps a finger on an arm. "Well, I do wonder what dear Sephiroth's favorite food is."
"Shouldn't you say 'was'?"
"I hate it when people are talked about in third person just because they died."
"Please, you got that from FFVIII."
"But it opened up my eyes, and I really DO think it's disturbing.."
"Whatever. I'm sure he lives on within us and his many fans, anyway."
"Of course."
"In any case, there's really no way of telling WHAT his fave food is. What kind of question is
that!?"
"A tough one!"
"But we can't answer it!! Who's to say Ancients even eat??"
"Ancients... Hey, that brings a thought to mind. Aeris didn't bleed when Sephiroth ran her
through the belly with his super sword!"
"The MASAMUNE?"
"Yeah, but SEPHIROTH was bleeding at the end of the game! That makes no sense!"
"So what's your point?"
"Why didn't AERIS bleed?"
Fausta was unsure. "Um, 'cause she's an Ancient...?"
"What about Sephiroth??"
"Um, because only male Ancients bleed??"
"Or maybe the people at Square couldn't handle making a shojo bleed."
"Naw, they had blood from Elly in Xenogears!"
"Oh yeah. That part was saaaad..." VENOM sniffles.
"Yeah, I guess.."
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pureVENOM: So, how was it? I feel like adding my Cid poem onto this fic too. PLEASE NOTE that I
had not played some of the earlier Final Fantasies at that time, and so could not include them in
the poem. I have however, played them now. But I still need to get my hands on one, which I heard
from friends is on Nintendo, or some other console I do not own.
My Cid poem was my very first post on Fanfiction.Net, so I'm kinda reluctant on moving the dear,
but I do like it and would like for more reviews on it!
what resulted was a bunch of weird stuff, and the idea of making this ficcy-chapter-thingie...
And, I really didn't wanna make an entire new fic for my strange ponderings, and figured that
adding this onto my poem ficcy would help it out, too, ya know, by making it resurface and all
seeable and stuff.
Note that both VENOM and Fausta are one and the same person, really. Just titles for the
different voices within my psyche. Blah!
--------------------------------------------
Musings One-- Red's Tattoo
--------------------------------------------
VENOM is sitting and staring blankly at an off TV.
Fausta scowls. "What are you doing? You're so weird, and your name's dumb."
"My name is KEWL, and it has sentimental history, unlike yours, thank you!!" retorts VENOM, who
has stopped her staring.
"Well, my name is ALSO kewl and has history," replies Fausta. "Why are we even arguing? We're
basically the same person. This's dumb. What have you been thinking about?"
VENOM lowers a brow. "But you started it-- oh, whatever. I was suddenly thinking about Nanaki's
tattoo, actually."
"Heh?"
"Like, why did he get it?"
"Duh, HOJO put it on him, after capturing him for his evil experiments!"
"What? No way. Hojo could never come up with such a kewl name! And besides, why would he KEEP
that name, then?"
"What, are you implying that Red put that tattoo on HIMSELF, then?" Fausta asked, with a blunt
look.
"Eh, something like that, yeah."
"I think Hojo's head is big enough to accomadate a fair amount of decent names. And then, why the
pretty picture below his 'nickname'? So anyway, if you think Red had it put on, then why?"
VENOM snickers. "Well, yeah, his forehead is overly large..." She then gets more serious.
"Who knows? The picture does look pretty kewl. And he is reddish colored, and maybe he's of the
thirteenth generation of his family. Maybe it's his family nickname, like before his mom and dad
died! Maybe the tattoo's like a Heraldric Crest from Star Ocean 2, and makes his magic all strong
and stuff!"
@.@ "Psh. Whatever... I don't even WANNA argue with that.."
"So do I win this argument then??"
"Win?? C'mon, it's JUST some thoughts. You don't win anything."
VENOM frowns. "But I want spring rolls to rain down for me in my victory!!"
Fausta rolls her eyes. "Then ...I dunno, why don't you pray for the WEAPONs to do that or
something?"
"Okay, I will!"
And with that, VENOM makes a mental asking for the great Ruby WEAPON to stop by and make tasty
spring rolls rain down for her.
Surprisingly enough, Ruby WEAPON appears up from the ground and does so, fries the twin girls up
good, then goes to wreak havoc upon a conveniently close by and unsuspecting town.
(I think you can tell I'm kinda hungry while writing this. I wanna spring roll! THEM'S GOOD!)
And this concludes the first musing.
~ Musing Two-- Cloud's Spikey Hair
"Ugh.." groans Fausta, brushing ash off of her shoulder. "We should stop meeting each other and
talking. No good can come of it."
"But I wanna argue about Cloud's hair now!" protests VENOM.
"Then do it by yourSELF."
"But if I debate against you, it basically IS by myself."
"Whatever, fine."
"Okay, so, why DOES Cloud have that weird spikey hair??"
Fausta crosses her arms. "What about it?? He's an anime-lookin' guy! He has special hair!"
"But it just looks weird, and makes people call him 'spiky ass'!"
"I think it looks really neat, and it probably has other uses."
"Huh. A utilitarian hair-do??"
"Why not??"
"That weird! I mean, what CAN he do with hair??"
Fausta smirks. "Well, if he's losing in a basketball game, he can accidentally have the ball hit
his hair, and pop, rendering the game unfinished."
"If there aren't any spares."
"Exactly. And, hey, what about a spare weapon?"
"That's dumb."
"Hey, Zell from FFVIII uses his head for his Booya attack. Cloud could do some serious and lethal
damage to someone like that."
"Well, Zell has spiky hair too."
"Not CLOUD-spiky. Just Zell-spiky."
"Huh... I didn't want Sephiroth to die... But since he did, they shoulda made Cloud kill him with
his hair. It would have been funnier."
Fausta shook her head. "That would have left Sephiroth to die with out any DIGNITY left within
his lovely body."
"Psh, I guess."
"Anyway, Cloud just has the kick-butt-do of all FFers."
VENOM blinked. "You realize, 'FF' can be confused with 'Fatal Frame', another very great game?"
"Ah, Fatal Frame. Great game, indeed. The Playstation 2 must be honored to have such a horrifying
horror game on its side."
"Yeah."
"So, I suppose I win this argument, then?"
"Sure, I guess."
"HAH! IN YOUR FACE!! BEATEN IN YOUR OWN QUESTION!!!"
"Fausta..." VENOM looks rather ticked.
"Er, I mean. Any other musings???" ^.^;;;;
~ Musings Three-- Sephiroth's Favorite Food
VENOM taps a finger on an arm. "Well, I do wonder what dear Sephiroth's favorite food is."
"Shouldn't you say 'was'?"
"I hate it when people are talked about in third person just because they died."
"Please, you got that from FFVIII."
"But it opened up my eyes, and I really DO think it's disturbing.."
"Whatever. I'm sure he lives on within us and his many fans, anyway."
"Of course."
"In any case, there's really no way of telling WHAT his fave food is. What kind of question is
that!?"
"A tough one!"
"But we can't answer it!! Who's to say Ancients even eat??"
"Ancients... Hey, that brings a thought to mind. Aeris didn't bleed when Sephiroth ran her
through the belly with his super sword!"
"The MASAMUNE?"
"Yeah, but SEPHIROTH was bleeding at the end of the game! That makes no sense!"
"So what's your point?"
"Why didn't AERIS bleed?"
Fausta was unsure. "Um, 'cause she's an Ancient...?"
"What about Sephiroth??"
"Um, because only male Ancients bleed??"
"Or maybe the people at Square couldn't handle making a shojo bleed."
"Naw, they had blood from Elly in Xenogears!"
"Oh yeah. That part was saaaad..." VENOM sniffles.
"Yeah, I guess.."
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pureVENOM: So, how was it? I feel like adding my Cid poem onto this fic too. PLEASE NOTE that I
had not played some of the earlier Final Fantasies at that time, and so could not include them in
the poem. I have however, played them now. But I still need to get my hands on one, which I heard
from friends is on Nintendo, or some other console I do not own.
My Cid poem was my very first post on Fanfiction.Net, so I'm kinda reluctant on moving the dear,
but I do like it and would like for more reviews on it!