Britz-Wow . I didn't know you cared, any how here's the 3rd bit you already know how much the storys suck so you don't need me to tell you (or if you don't know how much the storys suck, go and find out A-hole) well tally-ho and pip-pip and lets get on with the bloody thing.

Disclaimer-Animorphs and Elcolo9's song 'The Real Slim Davie' by 'David Taggert' on the album 'The Dave Taggert LP' don't belong to me, if I rip anything else off it dosn't belong to me either Mmm-kay.

The Day Da Music Died Part 3 (it's getting monotonous)

(Scene- well were the hell do you think they are? New Jersey? theyr'e in the same place as in the other 2, the radio station only now Rachel is weeping over a picture of Tobias and David (you know the rat-dude) is sitting in a third chair.)

Marco-Hey listeners, wer'e back and with as today we have rapping sensation David Taggert, the crazy little dude stuck in rat morph who tried to kill the Animorphs, has recently released an album 'The Dave Taggert LP' so David what do you think the biggest factor in your success was?

David-Well Marco I gotta tell you I thin..

Rachel-*interrupting* Oh Tobias why you? Why not me?! or better yet why not Marco?!!? *Sob cry whine sob*

David-uh yeah.. Well.. What was the question?

Marco-Never mind, anyway I heard there was trouble with you and the 'Stuart Little' people, I belive you accused them of racial discimination.

David-Yeah I tried out for the lead role but they said I couldn't get it cause I'm a rat

Marco-those were their exact words?

David-Well actually they said that my chance of getting the role went down severly when I bit the producer and he had to get a tetnus shot. But it's really all politics.

Rachel-*sob sniff* No! Tobias NOOOOOOOOOO!

Marco-*trying to ignore Rachel's out-bursts* So politics you say? How so?

David-Well with the way I ran around biting people, the way how with you guys I would switch sides then go back again to protect my interest's and my cold dead animal eyes..

Marco-What about all that?

David-Well they thought I was a Republican.

Marco-Aaaah. Naturally. *Now having lulled David into a false sense of secruity he starts with the insulting questions* So David I think the question fore-most in everone's mind is, how do you jerk off in that tiny little rat body? and I do mean tiny little.

David-Wha-WHAT! I'll kick your ass! you miserable son-of-a-

Marco-Uh-huh I guess your arms are just to short huh? I guess thats why your a little crank-ky. So I guess you just wait till all the other rats are bathing and you come along and theyr'e all like 'Aaaahh it's David! What-ever you do don't drop the soap!!' huh?

David-WHAT!! I'm gonna KILL YOU Mother-fuc..*interrupted by Rachel who starts singing very, very badly*

Rachel-Annnd IIII-ea-I will always love yoooo-ooaoaooou I will always....*interrupted by David*

David-And will you shut the hell up about your little bird-bitch, hey why not come and get a piece of a REAL nothlit, you know you want some.

Rachel-Wha-what was that?

David-You heard me! I mean look at this I'm dead sexy *licks his paw and rubs it round one of his six rat nipples* look at my sexy body *makes pumping motions with his hips and little rat 'equipment'* HEY! I can read those action things your writing and let me tell you this is an impressive package for a rodent! *looks up and sees Rachel standing next to him holding up a large shiny machine* Eep! Uh..ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER! *Rachel brings the machine down*CRASH!*

Rachel-I'll show *CRASH!* you *CRASH!* DEAD *CRASH!* sexy! *CRASH!* (continues smashing David little rat corpse for about a minute) Hmmm I feel better now.

Marco-Even about Tobias?

Rachel-Oh right Tobias, I forgot *Wah sniff cry sob etc...*

Marco-Well.....Al-righty then lets hear David Taggerts hit song 'The Real Slim Davie' shall we?

(plays 'The Real Slim Davie' by Elcolo9 it's a good song but the 'Yeerk Pool' one by 'Vissa Three' is better.)
(song ends)

Rachel-*now slumped over table drinking whisky straight from the bottle and now singing very, very, very badly* Oh since my baby left me Iv'e cried and cried and cried cause my baby birds a puddle near the road-side. oh I'm so lonely baby Iv'e been so lonely I could die *Whhha sob SOB sniff cry whine etc*

Marco-I know what will cheer you up how about another prank call?!

Rachel-* WAH sniff cry sob*

Marco-Well al-ight *rings number and presses that puts those little arrow things next to his words when he talks, Phone is picked up at other end by Ax.*

Ax-hello

Marco-*in weird-ass Andalite voice*Hello is this Aximili-itsGaryRoth-Anthill?

Ax-No I'm Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill

Marco-Oh well I was close, so what-cha doing

Ax-Me, I'm just sitting around drinking a Bud watching the game

Marco-True

Ax-Hang on a second, who is this?

Marco-Me, well this is War-Prince Maxamilia-Cocacola-Yinyang

Ax-Oh I am sorry for my insolance my prince

Marco-Yeah...well..Alright I forgive you.

Ax-Oh thank you, Uh I'm just wondering where are you calling from?

Marco-our Homeworld, why do you ask?

Ax-Well thats very far from Earth you know

Marco-Well thats alright we recently changed our long distance service to 'Sprint' y'know.

Ax-Aaah, well thats alright then. Sooo what is it that you want me to do?

Marco-Well your mission should you choose to accept it, is to get a paper bag.

Ax-Yes

Marco-Collect the excrement from a quadraped know as 'a dog' on that planet and place it in the bag.

Ax-Ummm, okay

Marco-Then you are to place the bag at the frout door of the yeerk pool and set it alight.

Ax-Gotcha

Marco-Then you are to knock on the door and run behind a nearby bush to watch.

Ax-With you

Marco-Then you are to report back with your progress.

Ax-Alright I will do this thing you ask (Hey do any of you know were what Ax just said came from? Cause it's driving me friggen nuts. If you do please write it down in a review.)

Marco-Well get on with it

Ax-Sir! yes sir!*hangs up phone*

Marco-*normal voice* Yes! *high fives with Rachel*

Rachel-Wow I feel so much better.

Marco-Really? I helped you?

Rachel-Nope, but the whiskey did *hic* I can't remember who I am so how could I remember this Tobias guy *hic*

Marco-Well good enough for me, I can sexually take advantage of you in your drunken state, and still be able to listen to the first chorus of HoppyPotty's latest hit SpookyPotty. *presses button* C'mere you

(Starts playing HoppyPotty's SpookyPotty.)

Well that's the end of this installment of 'The Day Da Music Died' please exit in orderly fasion and remember to review at the bottum of the page y'all come back now y'hear.