Third song: Who's That Guy?
(This goes on the tunes of Eve's song, "Who's That Girl? I had to cut down some verses, because Eve's version is much longer, and I am not THAT creative. Sorry...)
Ok, Frodo and Sam have left the Bag End (if they take the Movie Version or the BOOK Version is totally up to the Reader) and Pippin has joined them. They suddenly hear the sounds of something scaaary, or a Black Rider as we call them in this setting. The Black Rider smells around for a while and the Hobbits are scared stiff. Then the Black Rider hears his mom yell: "Dinner time!" and he rides away.
Pippin asks: "What was THAT?" and music starts to play from somewhere in the wood. Then Pippin starts to sing:
"Yo, yo, yo
I wanna know
Who's that guy?"
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" sings Sam. Frodo looks weird at him.
"He's that guy," continues Pippin.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la." Sam again!!
"Who's that guy?" Pippin.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam
"He's that girl," says Frodo
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam...
Then Frodo (!!) starts to rap (!!!):
"Yo, yo
Can I tell you this by my word spell
Look into my eyes think I'm scared, can't tell
Why I do not understand this, so I can fail
Keep it silent in the forest so he us not smell
Call me coward, but I do not care now
Peril hunt me cause I have a Ring, wow
Check here, it is pure gold, ka-doo-rag
Snorts, smell so, change speech, how they do that?
Watch their swords drop, watch the crowds run away straight out
Fear in the scared face, smash on and knock out
I changed a lot, ain't me, I run away now
If I gotta keep Middle-Earth as now, I'm supposed to change
To warrior, adventurer, me going to Bree
Never moved on real to Crickhollow, I have thought
Gandalf told me to leave, I am on my way
The Shire I leave, shit, I do not want neither of this"
"Wow," says Pippin, before he and Sam starts on the chorus:
"But you haven't told me, Who's that guy?"
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la," sings Sam, with his hands on his back and everything...
"He's that guy," answers Frodo.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam again!
"Who's that guy?" asks Pippin.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam...
"He's that guy" Frodo.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam
Then the music stops, and they hear hoofbeats on the road.
"Who is he?" ask Pippin for onehundredandtoomany times.
"A Black Rider," answers Frodo. "Total evil... I have to pee. I'm scared."
The Hobbits runs down a hillside just to end up in Farmer Maggot's mushrooms. All Black Riders and scary stuff are forgotten.
~ This song got a LITTLE out of control during writing. It started only with Pippin singing chorus again and again, then Sam joined, and so the verse with Frodo's cocktail of posh speaking and slang. Please review this trio. They need response. Next chapter will come soon. I have Galadriel's song ready, but it will not come until the time is there... ~
(This goes on the tunes of Eve's song, "Who's That Girl? I had to cut down some verses, because Eve's version is much longer, and I am not THAT creative. Sorry...)
Ok, Frodo and Sam have left the Bag End (if they take the Movie Version or the BOOK Version is totally up to the Reader) and Pippin has joined them. They suddenly hear the sounds of something scaaary, or a Black Rider as we call them in this setting. The Black Rider smells around for a while and the Hobbits are scared stiff. Then the Black Rider hears his mom yell: "Dinner time!" and he rides away.
Pippin asks: "What was THAT?" and music starts to play from somewhere in the wood. Then Pippin starts to sing:
"Yo, yo, yo
I wanna know
Who's that guy?"
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" sings Sam. Frodo looks weird at him.
"He's that guy," continues Pippin.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la." Sam again!!
"Who's that guy?" Pippin.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam
"He's that girl," says Frodo
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam...
Then Frodo (!!) starts to rap (!!!):
"Yo, yo
Can I tell you this by my word spell
Look into my eyes think I'm scared, can't tell
Why I do not understand this, so I can fail
Keep it silent in the forest so he us not smell
Call me coward, but I do not care now
Peril hunt me cause I have a Ring, wow
Check here, it is pure gold, ka-doo-rag
Snorts, smell so, change speech, how they do that?
Watch their swords drop, watch the crowds run away straight out
Fear in the scared face, smash on and knock out
I changed a lot, ain't me, I run away now
If I gotta keep Middle-Earth as now, I'm supposed to change
To warrior, adventurer, me going to Bree
Never moved on real to Crickhollow, I have thought
Gandalf told me to leave, I am on my way
The Shire I leave, shit, I do not want neither of this"
"Wow," says Pippin, before he and Sam starts on the chorus:
"But you haven't told me, Who's that guy?"
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la," sings Sam, with his hands on his back and everything...
"He's that guy," answers Frodo.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam again!
"Who's that guy?" asks Pippin.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam...
"He's that guy" Frodo.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" Sam
Then the music stops, and they hear hoofbeats on the road.
"Who is he?" ask Pippin for onehundredandtoomany times.
"A Black Rider," answers Frodo. "Total evil... I have to pee. I'm scared."
The Hobbits runs down a hillside just to end up in Farmer Maggot's mushrooms. All Black Riders and scary stuff are forgotten.
~ This song got a LITTLE out of control during writing. It started only with Pippin singing chorus again and again, then Sam joined, and so the verse with Frodo's cocktail of posh speaking and slang. Please review this trio. They need response. Next chapter will come soon. I have Galadriel's song ready, but it will not come until the time is there... ~