Cave chaps! SNAPE the mad potions master approacheth and he do not seme happy. Perhaps some dark secret prey on his mind or perhaps he just hav hangover after too much BUTERBEER you never can tell. Klass put away all wands quills newts choclat frogs and sit up attentivly.
"Good morning klass weasly six kindly leave that rat alone. let us see how many of you hav done yore holiday reading. mr molesworth wot is the proportion of wolfsbain to tomato juice in a standerd vanishing spell?"
wolfsbain? search me. My mouth open and close like troppical fish in wildlife on 1 super nature documentary. Snape smirk foully he hav me and he kno it.
"i take it from yore silence that you do not kno this elementary equation. Lose a house point and hav another try. How many grams of powdered unicorn horn would you need to make the skool dog levitate asuming he hav a mass of twelve kilos?"
gulp tremble chiz all eyes are upon me as i flounder. hermoine grangers hand shoot up and she cri sir SIR i kno please sir me sir she is a swot and a sneke like all gurls. Do not mind pore nigel she sa he went to a muggle prep skool and kno 0. Gosh chiz that is a bit much.
"Thank you miss Granger when i want yore opinion i shall ask for it," sa snape. Klass titter and hermoine hav the grace to turn red ha ha sucks. Snape then take five house points from huflepuf while slytherin oiks and cads larff.
"One last chance clot. who discovered the mandrake eh?"
"was it osama bin laden?"
"any more of yore cheek molesworth one and you will be cleaning out the manticor's pen for the rest of term. i supose you do not even kno how to produce lite from yore wand by saing lumos."
"But surely sir lumos hav a greek nom. ending whereas the root come from lat. lumen luminis a lite as any fule kno?"
"That will do molesworth. one trillion house points from huflepuf and see me afterwards."
Wot do we learn from this sordid eppisode? That i am as thick in magickal studies as i am at geom. algy. hist. ect. and that BEAKS are BEAKS wotever the subjekt. you cannot escape them o thou weedy worm so there is no use trying.