And now the moment you hav all been wating for as i, molesworth the first, come face to face with the fearsome you kno who as he is called to protect delikate sensibilities of the wizzarding comunity. molesworth mussles stand out on his handsome boddy and he crack his nuckles. Voldemort do not appear alarmed he tower over me and his glitering red eyes seme to bore into my very SOLE if indeed i posess one which i hav been told is unlikely.
"join me molesworth one," he sa. "Together we could be a grate team. i will grant you power beyond yore wildest dremes."
i doubt this very much as i have some pritty wild dremes esp. after skool CHEESE for supper. Yet his proposition attract me...
SENE: A Klassroom. prof. mcgonagle enter.
MCGONAGLE: nigel hav you
done yore transfiggeration prep?
MOLESWORTH: nope.
MCGONAGLE: May i ask
why not, worm?
MOLESWORTH: a powerful dark wizzard such as myself hav no
need. (LITENING shoot from his hands) Dismiss the klass and hand over all
confiskated choclat frogs burping potions xploding snap kards ect. which you hav
taken from my defenceless fellow pupils. Otherwise i mite get angry.
MCGONAGLE: Y-yes sir, o dark lord molesworth sir. Do not hurt me chiz.
Will molesworth fall? Will the lure of power tempt him? tune in next time for another thriling installment...ha ha fuled you saps. You did not really think i would leave you in suspense? This is wot hapen:
i am begiled by VOLDEMORTS words. who wouldnt be i mean to sa. But he is still a BEAK after all having taken over the boddy of pore professer quirrell. Betray my prinsiples for a master? i think not. I whip my fatheful peashooter from its holster and buzz a misile at voldemort's conk. He cannot bear to be touched by a being so pure and inocent hem-hem and promptly shrivel up.
Prof. dumbledor hav entered and observ my viktory over the forces of EVIL. Aha i think now for order of merit, quidditch kup house trophy prefekt badge full color spred in daly proffet ect ect.
MOLESWORTH ONE WHY ARE YOU IN THE THIRD FLOOR KORRIDOR AN AREA STRIKTLY OUT OF BOUNDS TO ALL PUPILS? I TAKE IT YOU ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGING SKOOL PROPERTY INKLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THREE-HEADED DOGS, ONE, DEVILS SNARE, ONE, FLYING KEYS, ONE, WIZZARD CHESS PEICES, EIGHT. DO 100000000000 LINES.
Hey ho who'd be a hero eh chiz. pass me that sack of bertie botts beans and i shall seke out GIN flaver to drown my sorrows.
A/N: Wow, thanks for persisting this far! You can read the illustrated version at
http://www.alice.dryden.co.uk/ho_for_hoggwarts.htm