**Hisphere-chan signals the curtains to open**
Hisphere-chan: Well, everyone, we see that our last chapter was well- received, and now we shall reward our fans by getting the bishies here to play a few rounds of Truth or Dare! ^^
Chen-Too: Have you been drinking again? \_/ *pokes her*
Hisphere-chan: No! Ow! ;_; I HAVEN'T!
Chen-Too: Alright.. Sound okay to you, guys?
Hisphere-chan: Beware, though. You're all hooked up to my foolproof Lie Detector! One lie, and Chen-Too or I will push a nifty button connected to your nerve centers that renders you paralyzed for a good ten minutes! ^^ Alrighty?
*All bishounen nod hesitantly, and at a hostile glare from Hisphere-chan that far outweighed his own, even Aya agreed to play*
Farfarello: *snickers* Being electrocuted hurts God!
Authors: *hand to head* Damnit. We forgot the psycho..
Youji: *coughs* So, who's gonna go first?
Omi: *raises his hand* This whole play's about ME, so I get to go first.
Youji: Giving or receiving?
Omi: Uke- O_O; Er.. I meant receiving!
Youji: *smirks* Alright. Truth or Dare, then?
Omi: Truth. *as everyone is terribly afraid of the dares Youji could give*
Youji: *smirks* Fine, then. Where do you sneak off to when it's your shift in the flower shop and you think no one's looking?
Omi: *blushes* Ano...
Nagi: *promptly leans over and gives Omi a long, passionate kiss, making Omi blush and giggle for the next few minutes*
All: *sweatdrop*
Youji: Well, that answers that..
Schuldig: Your turn, Youji. Truth or dare?
Youji: *grins* Do you even have to ask?
Schuldig: You got it. Dare.. Hmm.. I have it! *snickers* Youji, I dare you to screw Ice-Man Aya, I-See-The-Future-Boy Brad, and Blush-Prone Ken in the center of the stage during the scene where Nagi goes to wake bishounen over there. *nods at Omi*
Youji: Who are they, barbies?
Schuldig: NO! Aya, Ken, and Brad! --; Schist.
All: *are silent*.. *somewhere, a choir of gorillas are heard singing astoundingly good gospel, crickets accompanying as the percussion*..
Youji: *just stares, mouth hanging wide open*
Schu: *snorts* Unless you're going to do something with that mouth of yours, Yo-tan, I suggest you accept or decline.
Youji: *looks at Aya for a second, who turns his head, blushing wildly* Heh, I accept.
Aya: O_O SHI-NE! *unsheathes his katana*
Brad: --; I see myself with a very sore ass tomorrow morning.
Ken: *blushing too hard to respond*
Youji: Ah, ah, ah. *waggles a finger at Aya* We could make it worse for you when your turn comes.
Schuldig: Mkay, let's give the Loony a turn.
Farfie: ^_^ Yay! *licks a knife* Aya, Truth or Dare?
Aya: O__O ME?
Schuldig: --; No, the naked Energizer Bunny next to you.
Everyone Except Schu: *look to Aya's right*
Schu: --; Gott.. What idiots..
Aya: *blushing and muttering obscenities* Dare.
Farfie: *claps, and screams like Tot, making Nagi and everyone else cringe and mutter about how they're glad she's dead* Yay! I dare you to.. Wear your panties outside your pants and trade Hisphere-chan your clothes for her kimono and wear the kimono as a cape. ((NOTE: This was Chen-Too's idea, except for the clothes trading. XD Carry on.))
((Hisphere-chan: Psst. To all those that say Tot isn't dead, she IS! I SHOT HER, DAMNIT! IT WAS ME! *cackles* Nagikins.. *cough* Carry on.))
Brad: o_O
Farf: Like Mr. Save-the-Day Man! *huggles a picture of Mr. Save-the-Day Man*
Aya: I have never worn panties in my life!
Youji: *snickering* Unless you don't count g-strings as panties, which, *thinks* I suppose they aren't.
Schu: And yes you have, remember that time when- OW! *is whapped by Aya* -- ; You hit like a castrated choir boy.
Farf: *pushes Aya into a changing booth, magically whips Aya's clothes out, and tears Hisphere-chan's off her*
Hisphere-chan: Kinky. oO I mean, *cough* ACK! YOU PERVERT! *takes her time in changing into Aya's clothes- an ugly, itchy orange sweater and some loose jeans*
Aya: *squeals like a pig about to be slaughtered* I AM NOT COMING OUT LIKE THIS!
Farf: Oh, yes, you are! *tugs on one of Aya's hands, and Aya emerges*
All: *gasp, and start drooling*
Aya: *blushing wilding, wearing Victoria's Secret underwear and Hisphere- chan's kimono as a cape* I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, FARFARELLO! SHI-NEEEE!
Farfie: O_O;; ... Kill me! Pleeease? *holds out his wrists to be slapped*
Aya: *mutters obscenities* Masochistic child-scaring psychopath..
Youji: *grabs Aya's hand, jumps behind some chairs, and screws him silly*
Aya: Youji, that's my ass! I won't be able to walk-.. Dear God, keep doing that! Yes, that! *moans*
Everyone: *majorly sweatdrops*
Chen-Too: Uh, yeah.. Uhm.. Nagi? Your turn.
Nagi: Okay.. Brad! Truth or dare!
Brad: *glasses glint dangerously* I'm staying out of this. My visions aren't exactly comforting in regards to this game.
Nagi and Schu: *whine pitifully* But Braaaad-LEEEY!
Brad: O\/@ *vein pops in his forehead* ALRIGHT!
Nagi: *claps* ^^ Yay!.. Truth or dare?
Brad: Hmph!.. Dare.. *obviously doesn't think Nagi can give good--or naughty--dares.
Nagi: Okay.. What dare could I give him?..
Schu: *leans over and whispers into Nagi's ear* Nagi: Ooohh! Good idea. Brad, I dare you to call up Aya-chan and have phone sex with her!
Brad: What?!
Aya: *glares at Brad* Shi-NEEE!!!
Brad: *dodges Aya's attack* I will -not- have phone sex with a minor!
Chen-Too: Is she a minor? Huh? HUH??
Hisphere-chan: Like that would stop us.
Chen-Too: ^^;;;
Youji: *puts phone on speaker* Come on, Brad! Dial the number!
Brad: NO!
Hisphere: *reads 'Bishounen Controlling by Electrocution' manual* In case of insubordination, press red button. *presses the red button*
Brad: O_O ACK! *shakes violently and falls to the floor* X_x
Omi: Um.. *nudges Brad with his foot*
Brad: *sparks* -TZZZT-
Schu: You thnk he'll be okay?
Hisphere-chan: Well, the manual says it can take up to 10 minutes for a bishounen to completely recover.
Chen-Too: Le'mme see that! *grabs the manual and skims through it* Brad's just been shocked with 700,000 volts!
Hisphere-chan: *blink* So that's NOT 7.00000?.. Is that dangerous?
Brad: *in a squeaky voice* Actually, you can have billions of volts shock me and nothing will happen. It's the AMPS the make a difference. Amps are what kill you. About.. Three or four.
Hisphere-chan: *sneers and kicks him over with her foot, alarming all Brad fans* Shutup, science geek.
Chen-Too: O__O THAT WAS NOT NICE!
Hisphere-chan: oO It wasn't..?
All: *making her cringe* NO!
Hisphere-chan: ;__; FINE! *skims again: In case of accidental red-button- pushing, press the green button* Alrighty.. *presses the green button*
Brad: *recovers* YOU STUPID B-
Hisphere-chan: *silences him with duct tape* ^_^ Duct tape. Friend to BDSM- lovers and people who want to shut others up everywhere!
Brad: Mmmph hppmmh mpph!
Hisphere-chan: Yeees? *rips the tape off*
Brad: *screeches like a woman being watched at night by a stalker* That hurt! ;_;
Chen-Too: *grins* Give Aya-chan phone sex, or we'll make Hisphere-chan push the red button again.
Brad: ;__; OH, THE AGONY! *dials, sobbing*
All: *could never imagine Brad sobbing in a million years, and crack up*
Chen-Too: DON'T LAUGH AT BRAD!
Hisphere-chan: Oo;;
Everyone: *shut up*
Brad: --; I can't believe I'm doing this.. *dials*
Aya-chan: Moshi moshi?
Brad: *breathes heavily into the phone* Hey, baby, you ever had a REAL man in your life?
Aya: *in backround* Shi-NE!! *a gag is stuffed into his mouth*
Chen-Too and Hisphere-chan in unison: ^^ Thank you, Youji.
Youji: *salutes*
Aya-chan: Yeah! Like, last night. It was soo awesome. I mean, like.. Wait, Christy? Is that you?
Brad: Huh?
Aya-chan: Oh my god, like, Christy, you have no idea who I saw yesterday! I was walking by the flower shop, stalking Omi and Ken, like I usually do, and, like, I SWEAR Omi winked at me! Like, don't get jealous. You know Ken's the one I want. I mean, he has SUCH a nice ass.
Nagi: OMI! *drags Omi backstage* How COULD you wink at her?! You said you didn't even -like- girls! *begins shouting obscenities and is shoved with Omi into an almost soundproof booth*
Omi: *whining* No! I didn't, Nagi, I swear! I didn't even know she was there, and- Mphhm.. *moans* My GOD, Nagi! Oh, dear lord, don't stop!
Schuldig: *grinning* That's the way to go!
Ken: *nosebleeds*
Brad: Umm..
Aya-chan: And do you think my implants are TOO obvious?
Aya: O_O IMPLANTS? SHE GOT _IMPLANTS?!_ Aya-chaaan, what have you dooone!
Youji: *scratching his chin* How the hell did he get out of that gag?
Farfie: Implants hurt god, for they are the root of all evil! *snuggles his Playboy collection*
Schuldig: Shutup, psycho.
Brad: *sighs, signaling for quiet* Like, you guys, can I finish this call? Thank you. Work with me, people! *rolls his eyes* What were you saying, Aya- chan? *starts filing his nails*
Aya: *is in a little ball on the floor, rocking himself* Aya-chaaan.. ;___;
Aya-chan: So anyway, Christy, we started fighting about what sex position is the best, and I'm like, it's missionary, and she's like, no it's not, and I'm like, yeah huh, and she's like, nuh uh, and-
Brad: *nodding* That is so totally bogus.
Youji: Brad, can you finish up that call? Phone cards don't grow on trees.
Brad: Youji, can you hold on a minute? I'm making a very important call! *makes a Shh gesture* So, like, now your nails are RED? That color looks so good on you.
Aya: Oh, cruel, cruel world.. *sobbing*
Hisphere-chan and Chen-Too: Our dare for all of you!.. We dare you ALL to.. Have a group bishie orgy onstage!.. Do all you fangirls out there mind?
Fangirls in the audience: *screech, scream, and yell their approval*
Chen-Too: We'll take that as a 'no.' Boys?
All bishounen: *jump on each other and begin screwing like bunnies.. rather big, amorous, incredibly hot ones..*
Chen-Too: *fighting desperately to keep a straight face* And so ends our little game. Hope you enjoyed it, everyone! Look forward to our next chapter after this nice intermission! Snow Omi, part two!
Hisphere-chan: *now on her cell phone* Yeah, Aya-chan. Yep, Brad. I can hear you. Three-way calling is, like, so totally cool!.. No way. She's PREGNANT? *gasp* Who's the father?
Chen-Too: *whaps Hisphere-chan over the head with her own cell phone*
Hisphere-chan: *rolls her eyes* I'll talk to you guys later.
Chen-Too: Brad is right HERE!
Hisphere-chan: Oh, yeah..
Hisphere-chan: Well, everyone, we see that our last chapter was well- received, and now we shall reward our fans by getting the bishies here to play a few rounds of Truth or Dare! ^^
Chen-Too: Have you been drinking again? \_/ *pokes her*
Hisphere-chan: No! Ow! ;_; I HAVEN'T!
Chen-Too: Alright.. Sound okay to you, guys?
Hisphere-chan: Beware, though. You're all hooked up to my foolproof Lie Detector! One lie, and Chen-Too or I will push a nifty button connected to your nerve centers that renders you paralyzed for a good ten minutes! ^^ Alrighty?
*All bishounen nod hesitantly, and at a hostile glare from Hisphere-chan that far outweighed his own, even Aya agreed to play*
Farfarello: *snickers* Being electrocuted hurts God!
Authors: *hand to head* Damnit. We forgot the psycho..
Youji: *coughs* So, who's gonna go first?
Omi: *raises his hand* This whole play's about ME, so I get to go first.
Youji: Giving or receiving?
Omi: Uke- O_O; Er.. I meant receiving!
Youji: *smirks* Alright. Truth or Dare, then?
Omi: Truth. *as everyone is terribly afraid of the dares Youji could give*
Youji: *smirks* Fine, then. Where do you sneak off to when it's your shift in the flower shop and you think no one's looking?
Omi: *blushes* Ano...
Nagi: *promptly leans over and gives Omi a long, passionate kiss, making Omi blush and giggle for the next few minutes*
All: *sweatdrop*
Youji: Well, that answers that..
Schuldig: Your turn, Youji. Truth or dare?
Youji: *grins* Do you even have to ask?
Schuldig: You got it. Dare.. Hmm.. I have it! *snickers* Youji, I dare you to screw Ice-Man Aya, I-See-The-Future-Boy Brad, and Blush-Prone Ken in the center of the stage during the scene where Nagi goes to wake bishounen over there. *nods at Omi*
Youji: Who are they, barbies?
Schuldig: NO! Aya, Ken, and Brad! --; Schist.
All: *are silent*.. *somewhere, a choir of gorillas are heard singing astoundingly good gospel, crickets accompanying as the percussion*..
Youji: *just stares, mouth hanging wide open*
Schu: *snorts* Unless you're going to do something with that mouth of yours, Yo-tan, I suggest you accept or decline.
Youji: *looks at Aya for a second, who turns his head, blushing wildly* Heh, I accept.
Aya: O_O SHI-NE! *unsheathes his katana*
Brad: --; I see myself with a very sore ass tomorrow morning.
Ken: *blushing too hard to respond*
Youji: Ah, ah, ah. *waggles a finger at Aya* We could make it worse for you when your turn comes.
Schuldig: Mkay, let's give the Loony a turn.
Farfie: ^_^ Yay! *licks a knife* Aya, Truth or Dare?
Aya: O__O ME?
Schuldig: --; No, the naked Energizer Bunny next to you.
Everyone Except Schu: *look to Aya's right*
Schu: --; Gott.. What idiots..
Aya: *blushing and muttering obscenities* Dare.
Farfie: *claps, and screams like Tot, making Nagi and everyone else cringe and mutter about how they're glad she's dead* Yay! I dare you to.. Wear your panties outside your pants and trade Hisphere-chan your clothes for her kimono and wear the kimono as a cape. ((NOTE: This was Chen-Too's idea, except for the clothes trading. XD Carry on.))
((Hisphere-chan: Psst. To all those that say Tot isn't dead, she IS! I SHOT HER, DAMNIT! IT WAS ME! *cackles* Nagikins.. *cough* Carry on.))
Brad: o_O
Farf: Like Mr. Save-the-Day Man! *huggles a picture of Mr. Save-the-Day Man*
Aya: I have never worn panties in my life!
Youji: *snickering* Unless you don't count g-strings as panties, which, *thinks* I suppose they aren't.
Schu: And yes you have, remember that time when- OW! *is whapped by Aya* -- ; You hit like a castrated choir boy.
Farf: *pushes Aya into a changing booth, magically whips Aya's clothes out, and tears Hisphere-chan's off her*
Hisphere-chan: Kinky. oO I mean, *cough* ACK! YOU PERVERT! *takes her time in changing into Aya's clothes- an ugly, itchy orange sweater and some loose jeans*
Aya: *squeals like a pig about to be slaughtered* I AM NOT COMING OUT LIKE THIS!
Farf: Oh, yes, you are! *tugs on one of Aya's hands, and Aya emerges*
All: *gasp, and start drooling*
Aya: *blushing wilding, wearing Victoria's Secret underwear and Hisphere- chan's kimono as a cape* I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, FARFARELLO! SHI-NEEEE!
Farfie: O_O;; ... Kill me! Pleeease? *holds out his wrists to be slapped*
Aya: *mutters obscenities* Masochistic child-scaring psychopath..
Youji: *grabs Aya's hand, jumps behind some chairs, and screws him silly*
Aya: Youji, that's my ass! I won't be able to walk-.. Dear God, keep doing that! Yes, that! *moans*
Everyone: *majorly sweatdrops*
Chen-Too: Uh, yeah.. Uhm.. Nagi? Your turn.
Nagi: Okay.. Brad! Truth or dare!
Brad: *glasses glint dangerously* I'm staying out of this. My visions aren't exactly comforting in regards to this game.
Nagi and Schu: *whine pitifully* But Braaaad-LEEEY!
Brad: O\/@ *vein pops in his forehead* ALRIGHT!
Nagi: *claps* ^^ Yay!.. Truth or dare?
Brad: Hmph!.. Dare.. *obviously doesn't think Nagi can give good--or naughty--dares.
Nagi: Okay.. What dare could I give him?..
Schu: *leans over and whispers into Nagi's ear* Nagi: Ooohh! Good idea. Brad, I dare you to call up Aya-chan and have phone sex with her!
Brad: What?!
Aya: *glares at Brad* Shi-NEEE!!!
Brad: *dodges Aya's attack* I will -not- have phone sex with a minor!
Chen-Too: Is she a minor? Huh? HUH??
Hisphere-chan: Like that would stop us.
Chen-Too: ^^;;;
Youji: *puts phone on speaker* Come on, Brad! Dial the number!
Brad: NO!
Hisphere: *reads 'Bishounen Controlling by Electrocution' manual* In case of insubordination, press red button. *presses the red button*
Brad: O_O ACK! *shakes violently and falls to the floor* X_x
Omi: Um.. *nudges Brad with his foot*
Brad: *sparks* -TZZZT-
Schu: You thnk he'll be okay?
Hisphere-chan: Well, the manual says it can take up to 10 minutes for a bishounen to completely recover.
Chen-Too: Le'mme see that! *grabs the manual and skims through it* Brad's just been shocked with 700,000 volts!
Hisphere-chan: *blink* So that's NOT 7.00000?.. Is that dangerous?
Brad: *in a squeaky voice* Actually, you can have billions of volts shock me and nothing will happen. It's the AMPS the make a difference. Amps are what kill you. About.. Three or four.
Hisphere-chan: *sneers and kicks him over with her foot, alarming all Brad fans* Shutup, science geek.
Chen-Too: O__O THAT WAS NOT NICE!
Hisphere-chan: oO It wasn't..?
All: *making her cringe* NO!
Hisphere-chan: ;__; FINE! *skims again: In case of accidental red-button- pushing, press the green button* Alrighty.. *presses the green button*
Brad: *recovers* YOU STUPID B-
Hisphere-chan: *silences him with duct tape* ^_^ Duct tape. Friend to BDSM- lovers and people who want to shut others up everywhere!
Brad: Mmmph hppmmh mpph!
Hisphere-chan: Yeees? *rips the tape off*
Brad: *screeches like a woman being watched at night by a stalker* That hurt! ;_;
Chen-Too: *grins* Give Aya-chan phone sex, or we'll make Hisphere-chan push the red button again.
Brad: ;__; OH, THE AGONY! *dials, sobbing*
All: *could never imagine Brad sobbing in a million years, and crack up*
Chen-Too: DON'T LAUGH AT BRAD!
Hisphere-chan: Oo;;
Everyone: *shut up*
Brad: --; I can't believe I'm doing this.. *dials*
Aya-chan: Moshi moshi?
Brad: *breathes heavily into the phone* Hey, baby, you ever had a REAL man in your life?
Aya: *in backround* Shi-NE!! *a gag is stuffed into his mouth*
Chen-Too and Hisphere-chan in unison: ^^ Thank you, Youji.
Youji: *salutes*
Aya-chan: Yeah! Like, last night. It was soo awesome. I mean, like.. Wait, Christy? Is that you?
Brad: Huh?
Aya-chan: Oh my god, like, Christy, you have no idea who I saw yesterday! I was walking by the flower shop, stalking Omi and Ken, like I usually do, and, like, I SWEAR Omi winked at me! Like, don't get jealous. You know Ken's the one I want. I mean, he has SUCH a nice ass.
Nagi: OMI! *drags Omi backstage* How COULD you wink at her?! You said you didn't even -like- girls! *begins shouting obscenities and is shoved with Omi into an almost soundproof booth*
Omi: *whining* No! I didn't, Nagi, I swear! I didn't even know she was there, and- Mphhm.. *moans* My GOD, Nagi! Oh, dear lord, don't stop!
Schuldig: *grinning* That's the way to go!
Ken: *nosebleeds*
Brad: Umm..
Aya-chan: And do you think my implants are TOO obvious?
Aya: O_O IMPLANTS? SHE GOT _IMPLANTS?!_ Aya-chaaan, what have you dooone!
Youji: *scratching his chin* How the hell did he get out of that gag?
Farfie: Implants hurt god, for they are the root of all evil! *snuggles his Playboy collection*
Schuldig: Shutup, psycho.
Brad: *sighs, signaling for quiet* Like, you guys, can I finish this call? Thank you. Work with me, people! *rolls his eyes* What were you saying, Aya- chan? *starts filing his nails*
Aya: *is in a little ball on the floor, rocking himself* Aya-chaaan.. ;___;
Aya-chan: So anyway, Christy, we started fighting about what sex position is the best, and I'm like, it's missionary, and she's like, no it's not, and I'm like, yeah huh, and she's like, nuh uh, and-
Brad: *nodding* That is so totally bogus.
Youji: Brad, can you finish up that call? Phone cards don't grow on trees.
Brad: Youji, can you hold on a minute? I'm making a very important call! *makes a Shh gesture* So, like, now your nails are RED? That color looks so good on you.
Aya: Oh, cruel, cruel world.. *sobbing*
Hisphere-chan and Chen-Too: Our dare for all of you!.. We dare you ALL to.. Have a group bishie orgy onstage!.. Do all you fangirls out there mind?
Fangirls in the audience: *screech, scream, and yell their approval*
Chen-Too: We'll take that as a 'no.' Boys?
All bishounen: *jump on each other and begin screwing like bunnies.. rather big, amorous, incredibly hot ones..*
Chen-Too: *fighting desperately to keep a straight face* And so ends our little game. Hope you enjoyed it, everyone! Look forward to our next chapter after this nice intermission! Snow Omi, part two!
Hisphere-chan: *now on her cell phone* Yeah, Aya-chan. Yep, Brad. I can hear you. Three-way calling is, like, so totally cool!.. No way. She's PREGNANT? *gasp* Who's the father?
Chen-Too: *whaps Hisphere-chan over the head with her own cell phone*
Hisphere-chan: *rolls her eyes* I'll talk to you guys later.
Chen-Too: Brad is right HERE!
Hisphere-chan: Oh, yeah..