Disclaimer-
You people must be really stupid to think that I own Pokemon.
A/N-P=Pikachu
D=Daisy
L=Lily
V=Violet
DLV= Daisy, Lily and Violet speaking
together.
Part 2
PO-Hello, and welcome to Part 2 of [does head thing] The Weakest Link, Pokemon Style! Misty, because you were the strongest link last round you get to go first. Now, what move is considered the ultimate Pokemon skill by most trainers?
M- uh…Hyper Beam.
PO- Correct, Jesse, what stone is used to keep Pokemon from evolving?
Je- I don't know.
PO- The Everstone. James, name all three of Tyrouge's possible evolutions.
Ja- Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, and…um…
*Tracey runs onto stage out of nowhere, spinning madly* T- I'm a top, wheeeeeeeee!
Ja- Oh yeah, I remember now! Hitmontop!
MB [from audience]- You remembered James, I'm so proud of you!
CD [while stopping Jesse from clobbering Mewberries]- God Mewberries, make up our mind! Do you like Ash or James?
MB- Errr….[remains silent]
CD- Smart of you to stay silent. That was my intention.
MB- To shut me up?
CD- What did you think it was? To make you louder?
MB- Uh…no.
CD- That'll do Mewberries, that'll do. [Pats Mewberries on the head]
*Security guards, which just happen to be The Undertaker and Kane, come out drag Tracey backstage and lay the Smackdown on him big time!*
PO- Correct.
Ja- Woohoo!
PO- Gary, what are the names of The Three Sensational Sisters?
M- It's four! Four Sensational Sisters!
A [Glad he's on the other side of the room]- Misty, calm down.
M- You'd be like this too if you were in my situation!
G- Daisy, Lily, and Violet. [Sees Misty taking out her mallet] AND MISTY, MISTY, TOO!
PO- Correct, but Misty was not a needed answer. Ash,-
M- HEY! I'm just as sensational as all my bimbo sisters! [Ducks flying boot]
D- Misty, if you weren't in the middle of a TV show…
PO- Alright, alright, now that we've got that out of the way…Ash, in the Pokedex, what Pokemon is number 25?
A- it's Pikachu, isn't it?
P- Pi, Pikachu! [Does victory sign with paw]
PO- Nurse Joy-
NJ- Bank.
PO- Nurse Joy, which Pokemon is electric type Ampharos or Lugia?
NJ- uh…Ampharos.
PO- Correct. Brock, what is Geodude's final evolution?
B- Golem.
PO-Correct. Misty, what is the Undertaker's finishing move?
M- What does that have to do with Pokemon?
PO- Just answer the question!
M- Um…it's not the Stunner…or the Rock bottom…Tombstone.
A- What do you want on your tombstone? [A/N- Tombstone is a very old brand of frozen pizza, in case you didn't know.]
PO- Correct. Jesse, what Pokemon's flames lighting the torch symbolize the start of the Pokemon League Competition?
Je- Moltres.
PO- Correct. James- [Buzzer goes off]. Time is up. I cannot complete the question. Team, in this round you banked, out of a possible $250,000, you banked a measley, pathetic $14,000. Jesse, how could you not know which stone keeps Pokemon from evolving?
Je- I just drew a blank and forgot. I do know, I just forgot.
PO- Ok. The money you banked will go to the next round, but one of you will not. So now it's time to vote off [does head thing] The Weakest Link!
MV- This round, James was the weakest link. He took the most time. Gary and Misty are both the strongest links. They took the least amount of time. Will the contestants agree with the statistics? Let's find out.
B- Ash.
M- James.
Je- Ash.
Ja- Ash.
G- Ash.
A- James.
NJ- James.
PO- Nurse Joy, why James?
NJ- Well, I think if I don't get rid of him quick, he'll be hard to get rid of later.
PO- Okay, Gary why did you choose Ash?
G- First off, he aint that smart. Next-
AAP- Aint aint a word!
CD- Look it up! [Tosses a dictionary at AAP, knocking him out.] Continue.
G- Next, as I was saying, HE'S REALLY BEGINNING TO SCARE ME!
A- I NEED ALCOHOL!
PO- Ash, with five votes you are, [does head thing] The Weakest Link, goodbye.
*Ash swaggers off stage* [backstage, camera zooms in on Ash]
A- Well, I lost. I figured I would. I'm surprised I didn't get voted off last round. But, the votes count and either Misty or Nurse Joy will probably win. Hey, does anybody here have alcohol?
PO- Two are gone and six remain [That's also the numbers of parts of this series I still have to write.]. Tune in next time for [does head thing] The Weakest Link!