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The Weakest Link- Pokemon Style

Part 3

PO-Hello and welcome to Part 3 of [does head thing] The Weakest Link- Pokemon Style! Gary, since you and Misty were tied for strongest link and Misty went first last round you get to go first. What is the name of the badge you get from the gym in Blackthorn City?

G- I know this one…Ragingbadge!

PO- Correct! Nurse Joy, what is Smeargle's special attack?

*Tracey comes out, heavily bandaged, with notebook and pencil* T- I gotta make a sketch of this! Nurse Joy's face is totally cool!

B- Hey, watch it, she's mine!

NJ- I am nobody's! *Takes out mallet and whacks both Brock and Tracey*

PO- SECURITY!

*Security, who this time are Chyna and Lita [you can tell I like wrestling, can't ya?], come out, drag Tracey backstage and beat him to death! [And I mean to DEATH!]

NJ- Oh yeah, Smeargle's special attack is sketch!

PO- Correct. Brock, what Pokemon appears to have no eyes?

B- Is that some pun on the on-going joke that I have no eyes? BECAUSE I DO HAVE EYES! *Pulls open eyelid*

WA-AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B- Ok CAN IT! The answer is Snorlax!

PO- Correct. Misty, what four Pokemon come from the use of a Water Stone?

M- Poliwrath, Vaporeon, Starmie, and Cloyster!

PO- Correct. James-

Ja- Bank.

PO- James, what does the suffix "dos" in Zapdos mean in Spanish?

Ja- One!

PO- Two. Jesse-

MB- James, how could you say that dos means one? After all our Spanish lessons?

Je [fire in eyes]- What Spanish lessons?

MB- N-nothing! We went to summer school together!

CD [while watching Mewberries get clobbered]- I have two things to say. One, the devil made me do it! Two- I understand why Mewberries went to summer school…

PO- Break it up, break it up! Jesse, what item is attached to Alakazam when it is traded? [Mewberries didn't know whether it was Kadabra or Alakazam, so if I got it wrong, blame Mewberries! MB [from behind]- BLAME ME, BLAME ME, but please don't flame me! CD- she requested that I put that author's note in, by the way. ]

Je- Err, Twisted Spoon?

PO- Correct!

Je- Dude! Sweet man!

PO- Gary, Mr. Mime can be only male, true or false?

G- Um, this is a really weird question. I'm gonna have to say false cause you wouldn't ask the question if it wasn't false.

PO [snaps fingers]- Darn! I have to remind myself to ask the script writers for new questions.

*Camera zooms in backstage and we see Pikachu and Togepi at a typewriter, racking their brains*

PO- we sure didn't need to see that! Anyway, Nurse Joy-

NJ- Bank.

PO- Nurse Joy, who does Houndour evolve into?

NJ- Houndoom.

PO- Correct. [buzzer goes off] Time is up. I can not complete the question. Team, in this round you banked, out of a possible half a million, you banked a measley, pathetic, really lousy, $12,500. That money will carry over to the next round but one of you will not. That means it's time to vote off [does head thing], The Weakest Link!

MV- This round, James was statistically the Weakest Link. He got his question wrong. Brock was the strongest link. He took the least amount of time answering his question correctly. Will the contestants' votes agree with the statistics? Let's find out.

B- James.

M-Brock.

Je- Brock.

Ja- Brock.

G- James.

NJ- Brock.

PO- Nurse Joy, why did you choose Brock?

NJ- Well, for one thing, he said I was his and I am NOBODY'S! Also, HE SCARES ME!

PO- But during the first round you said James might be really hard to get rid of. Why turn against your theory?

NJ- Because I didn't realize how stupid he could be!

Ja- HEY! I'm not stupid!

Je- It's okay, James. I don't think any less of you.

Ja- I know you don't.

PO- Okay, okay! Break it up! We're on national TV, here! Well, Brock, with…[counts on his fingers] four votes you are, [does the head thing] the Weakest Link, goodbye!

B- No fair, I was the Strongest Link!

MV- You heard me?

B- Well, how could I not? But I might as well go now.

WA[including contestants]- GET OUT OF HERE!

*Brock skulks off-stage*

[Backstage, Brock has tears in his eyes] B- it's not fair, I was the strongest link and they still voted me off! Hey, can I see those hot security guards again?

CD- Sorry, Brock. Chyna's too old for you and Lita's taken.

*Brock moans, sounding like a wounded animal* [Camera goes back to playing area]

PO-Three down, five to go! Who will be voted off next? Will anyone ever hear the Mysterious Voice again?

MV- I sure hope not!

PO-You'll have to find out next time on [does head thing] The Weakest Link!