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The Weakest Link-Pokemon Style Part 4

PO- Hello for the fourth time and welcome to, [does head thing] The Weakest Link Pokemon Style!  Part 4!  Since Brock got voted out last round and he was the strongest link, James you will go first.

Ja-I will?  Cool!

PO-Now, which character in the Harry Potter series the bookworm and teacher's pet?

Ja- Hey!  That doesn't have anything to do with Pokemon!

PO-Like I said before,[head gets really big] ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Ja- ok…um, Hermione Granger, I think.

PO- You bet!  Jesse, what stone must you use to evolve Sunkern into Sunflora?

Je- err…sunstone?

PO- Correct.  Gary, what teenage slut is Justin Timberlake currently dating?

G- Hm…um…

*Ash runs out, dressed like Britney Spears* A- Oops, I did it again!  I played with your-OWWIES!

*security guards, who this time are Matt and Jeff Hardy [hee hee! ^_^], run out, grab Ash, and beat him up backstage.*

G- Britney Spears? [I'm sorry if you like Britney Spears, but as you can tell, I DON'T!]

PO- Yes.  Nurse Joy, what is my Zodiac sign?

NJ- how the hell am I supposed to know that?

PO- answer or I'll rip your hair out.

NJ- You will?

PO- Want me to prove it?  *Advances on Nurse Joy*

NJ- Get away, PIG!  I don't know, for all I know you could be an f***in Pisces!

PO- Actually, you're correct!  Misty,-

M- Bank.

PO- Okay.  Now, what is the name of Chikorita's final evolution?

M- Meganium?

PO- Yuppers!  James, what mythical animal is in the picture the author of this fic has hanging above her bed?

Ja- I have no idea in hell, so I'm gonna have to guess and say it's an f***in dragon!

MB- NAUGHTY SPOTTY POTTY MOUTHS!

PO- Actually, it's a unicorn.  Jesse, what is Arbok's name spelled backwards?

Je- Cobra.

PO- Yes.  *buzzer goes off*  Time is up, I can not complete the question.  Team, in this round you banked, out of a possible 1 million dollars, a teeney tiny, miniscule, pathetic, $5,000.  That money will carry over to the next round but one of you will not.  That means it's time to vote off, [does head thing] The Weakest Link.

MV [which sounds suspiciously like Mewberries]- This round, even though she's a naughty spotty potty mouth, Nurse Joy and Jesse tied for the strongest link.  James, sadly, was the weakest Link.  Who will be voted off this time?  Let's find out.

M- James.

Ja- Gary.

Je- Gary.

G- James,

NJ- James.

PO- James, how could you not know the author has a unicorn picture above her bed?

Ja- Because I've never been in the author's f***in room!

CD- Hey, don't diss mah room!

MB- Yeah, you naughty spotty potty mouth!

PO- Well, James with three votes you are, The Weakest Link, buh bye now!

*James slumps off stage*

Ja- It's not fair!  I wanted to win!  I could have bought food! *mouth waters* Food…[starts crying] I WANT FOOD!

PO- four down, four to go!  Who will be voted off next?  Tune in for the next chapter of, The Weakest Link, Pokemon Style!  Byes for now!