Disclaimer-Can I ask one question?  Are you people so FREAKING STUPID that even though we say in every freaking fic we don't Pokemon, we still have to write this?

A/N- De=Deliah Ketchum

The Weakest Link-Pokemon Style

Part 5

PO- Ok, you all know the drill-

CD- For what number?

PO- What do you mean for what number?

CD- For the first, second, or third number!  Adventures on Earth, the Ballad, or- *realizes what she's saying* Oops.  Sorry, too much marching band.

PO- As I was saying before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED, it's time to play part 5 of, [does head thing] the Weakest Link, Pokemon- AUGH!

[As a result of my anger towards professor Oak, he is now wearing a black silk bra from Victoria's Secret and a matching silk thong.  Enjoy the rest of the fic!]

PO- Somebody toss me a robe or something! [Catches a silky, lacey robe] I meant something that would cover me!

De [Who is coincidentally in the part of the audience that professor Oak is mooning through the thong]- Don't cover up your sexy ass!

A[on crutches]- Mom?  What is with you?

CD- Security!  Bring out some decent clothes for the host and get this nutball out of here!

[Security guards, who are now Jacqueline and Molly Holly, answer my call.  While Molly hands professor Oak his clothes, Jacqueline grabs Ash by the hair and begins to drag him out.]

PO- Now, can we start round 5?

MB-Why?  We're having plenty of fun as it is!

Everyone else in audience-SHUT UP!

MB-okay, okay.  Sorry.

PO- Alright, Misty, who sings the song "Peaches & Cream"?

M- Well, even though this has NOTHING whatsoever to do with Pokemon, the answer is 112.

PO-Correct.  Jesse, what famous involves screwing a pie?

Je- Err…American Pie?

PO- Yup yup yupperz!  Gary, what stone evolves Gloom into Bellossom?

G [smugly]- Everybody knows that!  It's the Sun Stone of course!

[Tracey comes out, surprisingly still alive]

CD- DON'T YOU EVER DIE?!

T- Nope, I'm like the Energizer Bunny!  I keep going and going… But I didn't know the Sun Stone made Gloom evolve.

G- Well, you don't count!

CD- SECURITY!

*Jacqueline and Molly Holly come out again and drag Tracey backstage by his hair*

PO- Gary, you were right.  Nurse Joy, which member of the Philadelphia Flyers was recently inducted to the Hall of Fame?

NJ- How in the blue hell am I supposed to know that?  I don't even like the flyers.  But for the hell of it, I'm gonna guess Mark Howe.

PO-Actually, you're right.  Misty-

M- Bank.

PO- OK.  Now, which sailor Scout controls the element of fire?

M- Sailor Mars!  And she rocks!

CD- I hear you, Misty! [Sailor Mars, as you may have guessed, is my favorite Sailor Scout.  Except for Sailor Plutune, but I made her up and that's another story.  If you want to know about her read "Sailor Plutune takes the Scene" by *~*Misty Silverlight*~*]

*buzzer goes off*

PO-Ok, time's up.  Get voting.  This round you banked 10 grand.  You're pathetic, so on and so forth.

MV- This round, everyone was the strongest link!  Even that naughty spotty mouth Nurse Joy!  Who'll get voted off?  Let's find out.

M- Gary

Je- Gary

G- Nurse Joy

NJ- Gary

PO- Ok, Gary with 3 votes you are [does head thing] the weakest link!  Now get outta here!

[Gary walks out pouting]

G [From backstage]- Well, that's how the cookie crumbles, I guess.  I wish I had made it farther, oh well.

PO- 5 down and 3 to go.  Who will be voted off next?  Will I ever be able to get this thong out of my ass?  Will we ever find out who the Mysterious Voice really is?  Tune in next time to find out!