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A/N- Mewberries and I wrote this together, please be nice [MBA/N- No hurtee me! AM2-Oi] to both of us!
A/N2- Freaky Announcer Lady- FAL
The Weakest Link-Pokemon StylePart 6
PO- Well, here we are, after this I only have two more chapters to suffer through.
AM2- Don't give me any ideas now…
PO- What did I do to deserve this?
AM2- You volunteered!
PO- No one told me I'd be hosting some whacked out game show!
MB- Read the fine print, mister. It's all there in black and white! Actually, blue and white! I used blue ink!
PO- Ok, forget it. Anyway, here we go with round 6…I really need a break. Or a whole new job.
FAL- The winner of the Weakest Link will receive an all expenses paid trip for 1 week to Doobersberg!
PO- PLEASE! Let me win! I need this vacation to…wherever you just said!
FAL- Sorry, you're not a contestant!
PO- AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
AM2- Stop yer whining before I do something to increase your discomfort!
PO- Fine! Now since Nurse Joy was the strongest link last round, she gets to go first! Now, Joy, when's the best time to enjoy a milkshake with your French fries?
NJ- Uh…lunchtime?
PO- Nope! The correct answer is…anytime! Misty, what is Scooby Doo's real first name ?
MB- I know this one! I know this one! Pick me! Pick me!
M- Er…wild guess, but uh…Scoobert?
MB- Aw nuts! She got it!
M- Cool, I just made that up!
PO- Jesse, what is Ed's lifelong dream?
Je- I have absolutely no idea. Who the h***'s Ed, anyway?
MB- BUTTERED TOAST!!!
AM2- Oi!
MB- NO, seriously, buttered toast! Look!
[AM2 looks to see a vendor selling buttered toast.]
AM2- Oh for the love of Matt…
MB [munching buttered toast]- YUMMY!
PO- Someone you don't know. Now, Nurse Joy, how many layers are in an ideal club sandwich?
MB- PINK!
NJ- Er…3!
PO- Sorry, but the correct answer is never enough! Mewberries, pink is a color not a number.
MB- Pink's a number in my world!
AM2-Which is a very simple one.
PO- Alright, Misty, who hates the Ed's?
M-
Kevin!
PO- Correct, Jesse, which two characters, in Scooby Doo, secretly but obviously have a crush on each other?
Je- Well, I saw the movie so…
MB [holding a psychic energy ball to Jesse's head]- Say Fred and Daphne if you know what's good for you!
Je- Er…Fred and Daphne?
PO- Correct!
MB- See, I told ya so! [goes off to eat more buttered toast]
PO- Nurse Joy, what is Norville "Shaggy" Rogers' favorite food?
NJ- Well, despite the fact I have NO idea who this Shaggy person is, I'm gonna say pizza.
PO- Actually, no. The correct answer is [looks at card] like, any food, man!
NJ- I demand to know who wrote these questions!
[Camera pans to see Shaggy Rogers of Scooby Doo typing happily away at a computer, trying to figure out what the delete key does. After pressing it a few dozen times, he figures it out. Pikachu and Togepi have been fired. (Sorry, people, we couldn't afford to pay 'em. Shaggy said he'd do it for peanuts! Literally!)]
[buzzer goes off] PO- Okay, time to see who is the Double D and who is the Ed!
Ed [from out of nowhere]- Gravy!
PO- Ignore him and get voting!
MV- This round, Misty as the strongest link! She answered all her questions correctly. Nurse Joy was the weakest link, but that's not really her fault cuz her questions really had no rational answer, but who really cares?! Do the women agree with the statistics? Let's find out!
M- Nurse Joy.
Je- Nurse Joy.
NJ- Jesse. And Misty.
PO- Well, Nurse Joy, even though you voted for two people, you're still the weakest link! Which means, you suck! Get out!
NJ- Oh you're nice! [Flips Prof. Oak off and stomps off]
[Backstage]
NJ- I should've won! Those questions were so f***in' unfair! Stupid writer!
S- HEY!! I resent that remark!
[Back to front]
PO- 1 down, 2 to go! Will I ever get a vacation? Will AngryMew2 and Mewberries go easy on me?
MBAM2- Don't count on it.
PO- Darn! Well, anyway, find out the answers to the other questions in part 7 of The Weakest Link- Pokemon Style! Bye bye now!
