Chris: "Last time on Total Drama, the teams went wild with balloon animals. And not the kind you think! But in the end, Team Gih-Noh-Say-Wuk went bust. And for the first time, they had to send a member home. So Amy blamed Samey for the lossy, But Samey told everyone else about what happenedey, and Amy took the blamey for her actions, & took the blasty! Shamey on Amy! Now let's start the gamey! It's time for Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(We cut to Team Kinosewak on the tree, with Jasmine waking up. Then she jumps on top off the tree. With Sammy waking up, also yawning.)

Jasmine: "Good morning, Sammy!"

Sammy: "Good morning to you Jasmine! I literally had the best dream of my life!"

Jasmine: "About what?"

Sammy: "Where I had to move out from Amy! It was the best dream ever!"

Jasmine: "Wow. That's cool!

CONFESSIONAL:

Sammy: "Without Amy, everything looks peace & quiet now." (Sighs happily.) "Looks like I'm starting to be trusted by.. Uh.. Almost everyone. Maybe if they call my real name, it would be A LOT better."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sammy: "So, wanna pick blueberries with me?"

Jasmine: "I was thinking of doing that too. Of course. Come with me."

(Sammy then happily goes down the tree, but we see Topher hiding inside the entire time.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Topher: "I just felt super embarrassed about my comment of Samey. If I ever talked about it while Chris has the security cameras on.." (Gulps.) "I'm dead!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut with Jasmine & Sammy collecting blueberries together, but we see Shawn with a stick.)

Shawn: "HI-YAH!" (Slices something, which was blueberries coming out of the tree, as Dave walks by.) "And that's how you hunt berries."

Dave: "I.. Guess that's one way."

(Just then, Jasmine walks by with Sammy.)

Jasmine: "Hey, Shawn. Wanna pick with us?"

(Shawn tried to reply, but he hastily runs away, carrying Dave. As Jasmine & Sammy got concerned.)

Sammy: "I think that was a no."

CONFESSIONAL:

Shawn: (Curled up like a ball.) "You know how dating works? First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes your brain being eaten by a zombie baby that was hiding in your pillow."

Dave: "Call me crazy, But I think outback amazon Jasmine with the cool accent has a thing for zombie nut Shawn who doesn't even bathe. This place is weird.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Just then, we see Rodney walking with Scarlett, but Scarlett stops him.)

Scarlett: "Careful! Raccoon poop."

(Then Rodney starts staring Scarlett lovingly, as Scarlett got concerned. With the background pink, & with flowers & cupids on Scarlett.)

Scarlett: "Are you alright? Your vacant stare suggests some manner of neurological arrest."

CONFESSIONAL:

Rodney: "How'd Scarlett now I don't like stepping in poop? Of course it means something; love! Aw, but I can't hurt Jasmine again! She'll be upset & devastated!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to Team Kinosewak eating blueberries altogether.)

Sammy: "Hey Rodney. Care for some blueberries?"

(We see Sammy's hand on Rodney's shoulder, once he realized it, he starts staring at her lovingly, as she got concerned.)

Sammy: "Uh.. Why are you looking at me like that?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Rodney: "Samey touched me?! I would love to touch her too! Love is an arrow you can't dodge and I am pierced! (Gasps, realizes something.) "I've got 3 girlfriends?! Which of my true loves is my truest love? Not Amy obviously.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Rodney: "Is it just me, of does Samey pick way better berries than Amy?"

Sammy: "Well.. I'm pretty sure they are the same. Rodney.."

(We then heard a loud noise in the background, which startled the members.)

Chris: (Over the speaker.) "Morning, campers! It's time to start today's fun activity. So get your butts over to the meeting area toute suite!" (Chuckles.)

(We then cut to Chris & the contestants, with logs for them to sit on, there is also a TV screen on top.)

Chris: "Step right up, players. Team Kinosewak to the right, Team Maskwak to the left."

(Ella invites Sugar to sit next to her.)

Ella: "I'm saving you a seat, Sugar."

CONFESIONALS:

Ella: "At times, my friendship with Sugar has seemed tumultuous. But I think it's getting better!"

Sugar: "I hate her."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Sugar: "I know what you're up to, singy-pants. Gals who sit on the end always get less camera time. Push over!"

(Sugar then pushes her off due to wanting more camera time.)

Ella: (grunts) "But I wasn't..."

Chris: (chuckles) "Nice try, Ella. Save your power plays for the game."

Ella: "But... all right."

Chris: "It's time we separated the brave from the liars. The game is Truth or Scare."

Topher: "Hoo-hoo. Sounds nasty. Once again, Chris, you've delivered the goods. If I had a hat, it would be off to you."

Chris: "Yes. Thank you, Topher. Now then, every round, a player is chosen at random. It also chooses whether you'll be doing a truth or a scare. Halo means truth, flames mean scare. Get a scare, and you'll have to perform a terrifying challenge."

(The contestants gasp in shock.)

Chris: "Don't worry. Not all the scares will be scary. Some will be disgusting. But in this case, Sammy has gotten a truth. This means, she just has to answer a question honestly. But the answer will be revealing. It will expose a dark secret that could destroy her in the eyes of her newly found friends. Or not. Whatevs."

Sammy: "How will you know if we're telling the truth?"

Chris: "For that, we spared no expense. Meet Clucky. The truth-seeking chicken. No lie gets past this bird. She's former CIA and runs her own law firm, Buck, Buck, and Bugawk. If you have a secret, this poultry polygraph will cluck it out." (Clucky clucks)

Chris: "Completing a challenge or telling the truth gets your team a point. But if you fail a challenge or tell a lie, your whole team gets a shock."

Dave: "Um, what do you mean by shock? Also, what are these metal collars Chef's putting on us?"

Chris: "You just answered your question. But let me make it even clearer."

(Chris then presses 2 buttons which causes both teams to be electrocuted.)

Jasmine: You tested these, right?

Chris: "Yup. I just did. And you're still alive. Congrats. Let's start the game. Since this is the first question, we're starting off easy."

(Sammy sighs in relief.)

Chris: "Sammy. Who do you dislike most?"

Sammy: "Easy. The person I hate most is Amy!" (Clucky clucks affirmatively)

Chris: "Clucky says that was a truth." (ding)

Dave: "Oh, come on! I bet that we'll get a harder one."

Chris: "And next, we'll have Rodney, doing another truth. And the question is... In your opinion, who is the most attractive girl on the island?" (Rodney gasps)

(Rodney struggles between choosing Sammy, Jasmine, and Scarlett.)

Rodney: "Uh, could I get a different question? I can't hurt those gals like that. Just look at those loving faces."

Chris: "You're running out of time, Rodney. "

Rodney: "I, uh, um..."

CONFESSIONAL:

Rodney: "If I pick one, the others will know something's up. I gotta pick someone else! Someone so deranged, they'll know it's a joke. But who?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sugar: "Duh! It's me!"

Rodney: "Huh? Oh yes, perfect. It's Sugar!" (Clucky clucks angrily)

(Clucky sees through his lie and shocks his entire team.)

Chris: "Liar, liar, Rodney's on fire. And by fire, I mean electrocuted." (laughs)

Sugar: "That was truth! Check your chicken! Your chicken's broken!"

(Clucky shocks the Wâneyihtam Maskwak as well, worrying Ella.)

Sugar; "Dang chickens. Always think they're smarter than me."

CONFESSIONAL:

Ella: "Part of being a good friend is knowing when someone is in need of cheering up."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Ella: I'm sure that Rodney thinks you're the second prettiest. No shame in that."

(This comment just pissed Sugar off, smacking Ella's hand.)

Sugar: What? I ain't no runner-up!

Ella: Oh, goodness! No. I was, I was only-

Chris: "Calm down. And Ella, stop picking fights with Sugar."

Ella: "But I wasn't! I just-"

Chris: "Up next... Sky doing a scare. Sky, to earn a point, you will have to drink an entire jug... of mineral water."

Dave: "Oh. Never mind."

Sky: "That's it? No problem."

Chris: "You've got thirty seconds. Go!"

(Sky struggles to complete her challenge.)

Dave: "What are you... really?"

Ella: "Oh dear, oh my, oh my."

Sugar: "I drink maple syrup faster than that!"

Chris: "Fifteen seconds left."

(Ella, Sugar, Dave, and Shawn groan)

Sky: "This is as fast as I can go!"

Shawn: "I got this!"

(Shawn then takes the jug and shakes it.)

Sky: "Uh, what's the plan here?"

Shawn: "No time! You wanna win or not?"

(Shawn then sprays the liquid into Sky's mouth.)

Shawn: "It's called thirst thrashing! When zombies a-comin, you ain't got time to sip!"

Chris: "Half of it went up her nose, but that still counts as drinking. Team Maskwak gets a point with ten seconds left. Well done, Sky. Sky?"

(Sky scores a point for her team, but the sudden rush of water entering her body causes her stomach to become upset.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: "You know that feeling you get when a volcano is about to go off in your gut and you have no idea which end's gonna blow? (Stomach gurgles) Yeah."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "It's a one-one tie, but it looks like a contestant might get blasted off the island early. And we won't even need the cannon. Stay tuned to find out on Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!"

(Commercial break.)

(We cut back to the challenge and Sky's stomach begins to gurgle, however she releases a tiny burp which causes Jasmine and Topher to get up from behind the log.)

Jasmine: "Huh? I thought you'd at least get ten feet of air."

Topher: "That's it! Come on! Chris is trying to put on an entertaining show here!"

(The roulette begins spinning until landing on Max and then a halo.)

Chris: "Max, it's time for you to do a truth."

(Clucky begins walking up to Max who then huddles himself into a ball.)

Max: "Ugh! Has this beast had it's shots?!"

Chris: "No. Max, for a point. What do you fear?"

Max: "I fear… nothing!"

(Clucky could tell he was lying and stepped on the green remote, shocking him and his teammates. Once the shocks end, Topher spoke up.)

Topher: (Chuckles) "Not to question your hosting skills Chris but… Max and Rodney lied. Not the rest of us."

Chris: "Sorry, but you all are a package deal, so that means if one of you lies, you all pay the price."

(Jasmine, Sammy, Topher, and Scarlett all glare at a sheepish looking Rodney and Max.)

(The roulette lands on Dave's face.)

Chris: "And next up we have Dave…"

Dave: "Okay. I have nothing to hide."

(The roulette then stops on the flames.)

Chris: "Doing a scare."

Dave: "I just had to say that."

(Chris then walks near Team Maskwak and began speaking.)

Chris: "Alright Dave, there are scary scares, then there are scarier scares. And then there's this, for a point you must kiss someone next to you."

(Dave looks over to Shawn who looks back at him, before immediately running away.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Shawn: "Ever notice walkers look like they're coming in for a kiss, just before they eat your brains."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Dave then turns to Sky who smiled and blushed at him, as he does the same.)

Dave: "Well if it's this or a shock. I guess we may as well… I mean, if we have to of course."

CONFESSIONAL:

Dave: "Yes! Yes Yes Yes!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: "Okay, I mean we need to win this challenge so?"

Dave: "Right, it's not like…"

Sky: "Yeah. It's just two people."

Chris: "Hey, chitty chat chattersons. Clock is ticking!"

Sugar: "Quit squawking and start pecking."

(Sky and Dave look at each other and lean in for the kiss but suddenly Sky's cheek bulge and she lets out a gigantic burp on Dave.)

Dave: (Bewildered) "I can taste your burp in my eyes."

Chris: "Time's up and since your lips never actually touched."

(Clucky then shocks Team Maskwak before stopping.)

Sky: "Sorry guys, it must've been the mineral water."

CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: "It had nothing to do with the mineral water.. I belch when I'm nervous. During tests, or when I'm near a guy I really like- (Looks at the camera, realizes what she said.) "No! No-no! I don't like Dave! Well, not like-like.. I don't dislike it, I just-It-It was the water."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The roulette lands on Shawn's face.)

Chris: "Next up, Shawn!"

(The roulette then stops on the flames.)

Chris: "Doing a scare! Shawn, for the point, you must pick your nose and wipe it on the person sitting next to you."

(Shawn looks around, then looks at Dave.)

Dave: "No.. No! NOOOOOOOOOO!" (Runs away.)

Shawn: (Catches up in front of him, & begins holding his nose.) "Snot rocket, fire!" (Rockets his nose, which covers Dave in boogers. While everyone cringes in disgust.)

Chris: "Wow.. You are way too good at that."

CONFESSIONAL:

Shawn: "Months of practice. Ya never know!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Dave: (Shaking in fear.) "Yep.. I'm ok.. Not freaking out.."

Chris: "Impressive barrage Shawn! But, I'm afraid you were supposed to pick and wipe, not rocket. Also, you only need to get the person next to you, not your whole team." (The camera then pans to the rest of his teammates covered in boogers in disgust. Then they all get electrocuted.)

Ella: (Relieved.) "Hey! At least it fried the snot off!"

(The roulette lands on Ella & then a halo. And then Clucky lands on Ella's lap.)

Ella: "Well, hello, my feathered friend!"

Chris: "Ella, If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?"

Ella: "Hmm.. I would change whatever is stopping Sugar and I from becoming the best of friends."

Everyone else, except Max: "Awwwww!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sammy: "I'm not gonna lie, that was really sweet of Ella to say that. But is Sugar really bullying her?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Ella: "I firmly believe we were mean't to be close."

Sugar: (Growls in anger.) "I firmly BELIEVE?! I FIRMLY BELIEVE?!"

(Clucky runs away in fear.)

Sugar: "That's pageant talk! My talk! You're goin' down, bitch!"

(Dave & Shawn gasp in shock, & then carry Sugar to not fight Ella.)

Sugar: "Easy!"

(Then Chris zaps the team in unamazement.)

Dave: "What the hell was that for?"

Chris: "For scaring Clucky. That's what. And after what Ella just pulled I can only assume her answer was a lie."

Ella: "Lie?! Oh, but I-"

Chris: (Cuts her off.) "ENOUGH!" (Zaps the team again.) "From here on in, I'm gonna suggest better team-playing. Maybe then the score will get higer than 1-1. Remember what's at stake: The losing team will be sending someone home.. And I think I know who will be sent home if Mu-Skwuk loses.."

Ella: (Sighs in defeat.)

Chris: "But hey! Anything can happen! It's on to the lightning round!"

(The roulette lands on Sky & the flames.)

Chris: "Put braces on a beaver."

(We then cut to see attacks from the logs, & we see Sky, with scratches & a black eye. With a beaver with braces.)

(The roulette then lands on Rodney & a halo.)

Chris: "If you could only save 1 teammate, who would it be?"

Rodney: (Looks around nervously. & stuttering.) "Jasmine, Scarlett & Samey?"

Sammy: "Huh?"

(Then Clucky zaps the button, which zaps Team Kinosewak. After that, the girls glare at him.)

Rodney: "What?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sammy: "I'm sorry, but Rodney is not really my type."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The roulette lands on both, Scarlett & the flames.)

Chris: "Beautify a bear."

(We then cut to Scarlett putting make-up on a bear. Which worked successfully.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Scarlett: "That was pretty scary to do.. But I may not pass Lindsay as the best make-up artist yet.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Then the roulette lands on Jasmine & the flames.)

Chris: "Feed an iguana with your mouth."

(We then cut to Jasmine, putting a cockroach in her mouth, getting close to iguana, then the iguana puts it's tongue at Jasmine face, as she runs in fear grunting.)

(The roulette now lands on Rodney & the halo again.)

Rodney: (Groans in defeat. And his team gets zapped again.)

(The roulette now lands on Sugar & the flames. as Chef gives her a plate of a tarantula.)

Chris: "Ok, Sugar, to get a point, you must take this live tarantula and-"

(He was cut off because Sugar ate the tarantula that fast. While everyone else groans or cringes in disgust.)

Chris: "WHOA!" (Gags in disgust.) "All you had to do is pet it! Not eat it!"

Sugar: "Oh.. Does this count?"

Chris: "Uh... Yeah! Close enough.. Team Maskwak gets a point! After all this pain and anguish, you're still tied! Makes it seem like it was all for nothing.. And while I could do this all day, seriously! I mean these are awesome! (Gets the 2 button remotes out.) "It's time for the game to end."

(The contestants sigh in relief.)

Chris: "Right after the sudden death round!"

(The contestants then gasp in shock.)

Chris: "A player from each team will go to head to head in a dual challenge. Winner's team gets immunity. Loser's team gets shocked and sends someone home."

(The roulette then lands on Rodney.)

Max: (Groans & facepalms.) "Not again!"

Jasmine: "Hey, this is for the game! Let's show some support!"

Max: "UGH! Fine! We believe in you. You blubbering buffoon!"

Jasmine: "You said WHAT?!" (Stands up to Max, who now shivers in fear.)

Max: "Uh-uh.. Nothing! I surrender!"

Rodney: (Goes down his knees, praying.) "Please! Not another truth question! PLEASE!"

Chris: "Rodney, in the sudden death round, there are no truths, only scares."

Rodney: "Really? HA! WOO!" (Stands up, & points at Clucky.) "In your face, chicken! You can never stun me again! And guess what?! I live on a farm and I eat 6 eggs a day. 6 delicious eggs!"

(Clucky gasps in shock. & then attempts to attack Rodney, but Chris picks her up.)

Chris: "Easy, Clucky! Keep it professional."

Chris: "For Team Maskwak will be... Ella

(The roulette then lands on Ella.)

(We then see Ella & Rodney next to Chris.)

Rodney: "Bring on the scares!"

Ella: "Um, yes, bring them, please."

Chris: (With 2 bags.) "The game is simple. In each of these bags, you will find the opposing team's shock remote. The first to unite the tightly knotted string, get the remote, and shock the opposition, wins the day. Go!" (Gives the 2 bags to the contestants.)

(Ella completely ties the bag, while Rodney is struggling to pull it.)

Jasmine: "Go Rodney!"

Sammy: "You can do it, Rodney!"

Topher: "Shock them like It's hot!"

Sky: "C'mon Ella!"

Dave: "You can do it!"

Sugar: "Shock her Rodney! Shock her!"

Dave: "If he wins, we all get shocked."

Sugar: "It'd be worth it!"

Rodney: (Trying to pull the bag, but no avail.) "Oh no! I can't do it! My fingers are too damn big!"

Ella: (Gets the remote out.) "I undid mine easily enough. Would you like some help?"

Chris: "Ella! Just press the button and your team wins!"

Ella: (Looks at the button for a long time. But she refuses.) "Oh, I can't do it! It's just too mean.. Honestly, who could do such a thing?"

(Clucky then comes out, steals her remote, & begins zapping Team Kinosewak multiple times by stepping & pecking on the remote a lot.)

Chris: "Clucky! No! He's not worth it!"

(Clucky is seen breathing heavily after that. And Rodney groans in defeat.)

Max: "Ugh.. Way to go, Big Hands!"

(We then cut to Clucky all tied up & rolled out, courtesy of Chef.)

(We then cut back to Chris & the teams.)

Chris: "What an interesting day! Team Maskwak, as winners of Truth Or Scare, you gain immunity."

Ella: (Sighs in relief, while Sugar glares at her.)

Chris: "You also get this week's fast food delivery, courtesy of 'Humpty Dumpty's Meat Shack.' At Humpty's all the king's horses feed all the king's men."

(Team Maskwak, except Sugar, gag in disgust.)

Chris: "Huh.. Or If you want, Chef's makin' chicken. Team Kinosewak, time to vote one of you off the island."

(Team Kinosewak all groan in defeat.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Rodney: "Thanks to me, one of my swell teammates is gonna get voted off. I wonder who?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to Dave running to Sky in the woods.)

Dave: "So.. Crazy day, huh? I mean, we almost kissed back there."

Sky: "Yep. Crazy." (Then gags & her stomach growls, & then runs away.)

Dave: "I can't figure her out! Is she into me or not?" (Walks away.) "I wish she'd just give me a sign.."

Sky: (Belches loudly off-screen.) "'Scuse me!"

Dave: "Any sign at all."

(We then cut to Team Kinosewak at the elimination ceremony.)

Chris: "The follwing Team Kinosewak members are safe." (Tosses the marshmallows to the safe contestants.) "Topher, Jasmine, Max & Samey! Rodney, you could be going home because you caused your team to be shocked repeatedly by failing to tell the simple truth. Scarlett, you could be going home because.. Well, 'cause you.. Um.." (Groans) "Fine! It's Rodney! Eat up!"

(Rodney then sighs in defeat.)

(We then cut to the cannon of shame with Rodney in it, while the rest of contestants are watching him.)

Rodney: "I'm not surprised that I'm the one leaving.. After playing with people's hearts the way I did?"

Chris: "If you mean by restarting them several times, then yes."

Rodney: "But since I'm leaving, I may as well come clean. Jasmine, Scarlett, Samey? Please understand.." (Takes a deep breath, and then studders.) "This that you, I mean It's- there's love- and, and raccoon poop and 'hey', with all the shocking bugaawk!-" (Jasmine, Scarlett & Sammy get annoyed and then they all walk away in annoyance.) "Because chicken eye love girl island! 3! Uh-oh. Yeah!"

Chris: "Hold that thought." (Presses the button, as the cannon launches Rodney away screaming. As he lands on a boat. & Chris looks at it with the binoculars.) "I think I sunk someone's battleship! 10 players left! Find out which 9 get to hang while 1 goes bang! Next time, on Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"

(End credits.)

We all knew that was coming. Right? This elimination will NEVER change for Rodney.
Stay tuned for episode 5!
Votes:
Jasmine: Rodney
Max: Rodney
Rodney: Scarlett
Sammy: Rodney
Scarlett: Rodney
Topher: Scarlett

Credit to Jameels3 again for being my back-up writer again!