Chris: "On the last episode of Total Drama, It was a battle of Truth or Scare, judged by Clucky the poultry polygraph. Where the competitors had to tell the truth or complete a scary/disgusting challenge. Failure mean't this would happen! Looked like something might be uh... Brewing between Sky & Dave." (Laughs.) "But, in the end, It was Rodney's chicken taunting & sausage fingers that lost it for Team Kinosewak. And got him voted off. Who's next to let their team down in a hilarious and hurt-ey way? Find out now, on Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(It's nighttime and it's shown that Jasmine's sleeping on her tree branch, which Shawn watches in admiration from afar while sighing.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Shawn: "She's cool and she's accepting of my lifelong mission to keep my brain from being eaten by the undead. Oh, great! Ding, ding! Full points! But falling for her means I gotta protect her brain and mine! Ha, that's a deal-breaker."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Suddenly, he sees a mysterious creature covered in vegetation appear from the lake.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Shawn: "Z-Zombies! I'm outta here, man!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We cut to the next morning, Sky and Dave are out foraging for food.)

Sky: "And I guess that's why I decided I wanted to become an Olympian. Sometimes, you just gotta go for it. Right?"

Dave: "Uh, right. I was listening."

CONFESSIONAL:

Dave: "I wanna tell Sky how I feel. She's all I can think about. I just hope I don't do that thing I always do."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: My older sister is my role model. She almost made it onto the Candian Olympic team for rhythmic gymnastics.

Dave: "Is that even a real sport? I always thought it was a half-time show thing. It's just ribbons and music and useless running around. Looks so silly and- uh-oh.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Dave: "Yup. It's happening."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: "How dare you say that about-"

Dave: "Wait. I always say dumb things just before I tell a girl I like her. Not that I'm always telling girls I like them. Just cute ones. Ugh! Still doing it. (Inhale, exhale) I like you. What I wanna know is, do you like me too?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: "Who stares at a girl and says, "I like you"? That's not how it works. You're supposed to write it on a note and give it to a friend of the person you like. Then she tries to pass it to the girl, gets caught by the teacher, and the teacher reads it out loud into class. Everybody knows that! (sighs) Plus, getting into a relationship with someone who will eventually be competition makes no sense."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Sky nervously belches in his face.)

Sky: "Sorry, that happens when I'm-"

Dave: "Nervous! I know. So, was that belch a yes or a no?"

Sky: "It was an "I like you too" burp, but-"

Dave: "Don't wanna hear the but! Let's just see where things go. Okay?"

Sky: "But Dave-"

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Wakey, wakey, campers. Everyone gather down by the lake!"

(As both teams walk to the lake, Ella decides to make conversation.)

Ella: "Sugar, can I talk to you for a sec?"

Sugar: "You can talk to me, but I ain't gonna listen."

Ella: "Um, I'm trying to keep my singing to a minimum, so I wrote you a friendship poem."

CONFESSIONAL:

Ella: "And what's a poem but an unsung song?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Ella: "Sugar sweetens many things, like cake and candy and-"

Sugar: "Here's a poem to stick in your earholes. Roses are red, manure is brown, get out of my face!"

(Ella sighs as Sugar walks away from her.)

Sky: "You know, they say the meanest people are the ones who have a hard time believing in themselves."

Ella: (gasps) "She needs my support! Thank you, Sky!"

(Meanwhile, Max is trying out new villainous nicknames.)

Max: "Professor Abomination? Too soft. Doctor Repugnance. Too smelly. Little Mister Dreadulocks. Me likey."

Scarlett: "Working on the new name?"

Max: "Yes, I've already got my catchphrase. Time to evil! But I still require a sinister moniker.

Scarlett: They all sound so good. How will you decide?"

Max: "Tsk, silly girl. One doesn't pick an evil name; the evil name picks you."

(Upon reaching the beach, Max bumps into Topher with a surprised look on his face.)

Topher: "Wow.."

(Chris is shown with his stubble shaved and his face frozen into a smile with harp music playing.)

Chris: (stilted speech) "Okay, that's enough. Kill the effects, Chef."

Topher: "Chris, you look... different today."

Chris: "Just my natural youth shining through."

Topher: "No. No, you did something. Oxygen sleep chamber?"

Chris: "No."

Topher: "Hydrocloric acid peel?"

Chris: "Nope."

Topher: "Elastin protein tablets? Antioxidant firming serum?"

Chris: "No and uh-uh."

Sugar: "Is this the challenge? We gotta make up kooky words? Kip-mump-poi-doo-pa-day. Googlumundoo-boo-ma!"

Ella: "Great job, Sugar! My turn. Uh, cat! Oh, you're so much better at this than I am!" (Airhorn blares)

Chris: (through megaphone) "Silence!"

(Topher starts snapping as he realizes what's up with Chris.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Topher: "Slowtox, that's it! Chris' forehead has less lines than an extra in a movie set. Wait, this is bad. A younger looking Chris means I might never get a shot as host."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: (through megaphone) "Today, we will be laughing as you risk your lives in the smash, splash, 1-2-3, X-Dash. Players have to cross the beams, grab a dueling stick from the end of the dock, bring it back to yours, and place it on your board. Two dueling sticks make an X. Three X's wins the challenge."

Max: "I have a diabolical scheme for-"

Chris: "Anyone who messes with the other team's sticks will result in them losing the challenge."

Max: "Never mind."

Chris: "Only one member per team may cross at a time. If you land in the drink, that turn gets you no points. So, use that dueling stick to swat, trip, or bat your opponent into the water. This will be awesome to see."

Sammy: "What is your fascination with seeing us hurt each other?"

Dave: "Any particular order we go in?"

Chris: "You decide your own order, but each team member must go at least once."

Sky: "Um, where's Shawn?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Shawn: "I should've woken Jasmine but waking her would've alerted the zombie horde and put us all both in danger. Well, mostly me, but her too! Self-preservation comes first. I'm ready. I've trained for this."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Meanwhile, Shawn covers himself in garbage, in order to adopt a zombie's stench, so that he can pass himself off as one of them.)

Shawn: "You wanna fool the dead? You gotta smell like the dead. Oh yeah. My brain is working just fine!"

(Back at the beach, Jasmine becomes more and more concerned about Shawn.)

Chris: "He's probably lost in the woods. You know how this island can get.. Confusing." (To Chef) "Go find him, would ya?"

Jasmine: (To herself) "I hope he's okay. (To her team) Oh, not that I care. He's not on my team."

Chris: "Well, if he doesn't get here on time to take a turn, he's got an automatic date with the cannon." (Jasmine gulps) "Plus, another player on the team will be done-zo. And that means Maskwak loses two tonight. It's... game time! Swim to your docks and wait for my signal to start."

CONFESSIONAL:

Jasmine: "There's no way a guy with Shawn's survival skills got "lost" in the woods. Something's up."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The contestants swim to the docks to start the challenge. At Wâneyihtam Maskwak's side of the dock.)

Sugar: "Dang. Why did our bathing suits have to get lost in that blimp crash? I wanted to show off the swimsuit that won me the Little Miss Pork Rind pageant."

Ella: "Oh! I would've loved to have seen it!

(Sugar angerly pushes Ella back into the water. At the other team, Max is equally annoyed too.)

Max: "What a mockery. Evil should never have to swim."

Scarlett: "Any new brilliant gadget to unleash on Team Maskwak?"

Max: "All I have is this wire. I can't make something from nothing, fool."

Sammy: "Who should go first, Jasmine?"

Jasmine: "What? Oh. Uh..."

Topher: "I'll go first. (To Sammy) We had to balance books on our head in my on-camera boys class. This'll be a cinch."

Dave: "Me first. We should save Sky's gym skills for a tougher player." (Airhorn blares)

Chris: (through megaphone) "Go!"

Sky: "Be careful, Dave!"

(As Topher is running to get his dueling stick, he decides to do some narration.)

Topher: "Looks like Topher is a natural in both the talent and beauty department. Like a younger version of a famous host, we all know and-"(Airhorn blares)

Chris: (through megaphone) "Nix the narration, Toph!"

Topher: "Yah!"

Dave: "Ahh!"

(The two of them grab their own paddles without even trying to knock each other off.)

Chris: "Seriously? (Through megaphone) Start hurting each other! Or I will get bored. And that will be bad news for all of you! "

Sky: "Go for it, Sugar!"

Topher: "You're up, Samey."

(As they grab their dueling sticks, instead of going to the goal, they decide to fight.)

Sugar: "You ain't never gonna be nothin' but a donkey!"

Sammy: "Well, all you do is hurt Ella's feelings all the time!"

Sugar: "Unless if your sister abuses you!"

Chris: "A little better. But I'm still bored. Release Scuba Bear."

Sugar: "Release what now?"

(Suddenly, a bear wearing a diving suit appears and knocks Sugar off the platform while Sammy runs away, terrified. Chris laughs through his megaphone as he enjoys their fear.)

Chris: (through megaphone) "Samey completes Team Kinosewak's first X!"

Scarlett: "You should go next."

Max: "Hm! Let that bear fill up on the others first."

Scarlett: "And miss out on an opportunity for evil? If you wrap that wire around the stick, it will act as a conductor. Then all you'll need is a power source."

Max: "Electrocuting myself is more self-evil than evil."

Scarlett: "If you hold it by the rubber padding, you won't get shocked. Go! I'll find the electricity. Unless you'd rather wait for someone else to pull off the plan first."

Max: "What? Never!"

(Max then smiles evilly as he runs past Ella.)

Ella: "Hello over there!"

Max: "You're closer to doom than you realize!"

(Once Max arms himself by tying the wire around the metal part of the dueling stick, Scarlett pulls out an electric eel from the lake and throws it at Max's stick.)

Sammy, Topher, and Jasmine: "Yeah!"

Scarlett: "Max! (coughs) Heh. Pardon me."

Max: "Time to evil!"

Ella: "Hey again, board buddy."

(Now holding a dangerous weapon, Max electrocutes Ella, causing her to fall into the lake. With the exception of a chuckling Sugar, everyone is startled at what happened to Ella.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Sugar: "Best. Day. Ever."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Looks like Max just found his mojo!"

Max: (Off-Screen) "Evil mojo!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Max: Did you see that? I have never pulled off such cool looking evil. Pure sinister gold! (Laughs evily.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "So, Maskwak gets zip. Or should I say, zap? And Max adds to Team Kinosewak's lead. Will Team Maskwak crawl their way back?"

(Ella then emerges from the water as she talks to Chris. )

Ella: "You know where I can find the white rabbit? Wah!-"

(Ella then again falls into the water again.)

Chris: "Sounds like a no. But see for yourselves after the break. Right here, on Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!"

(Commercial break.)

(We then see Dave, trying to help Ella off the water, and he did help her back up.)

Ella: "I'm sorry I fell in.."

Sky: (Points at Dave.) "That was a low blow! In my world, unsportsmanlike conduct gets penalized! Or even get you ejected!"

Dave: (Gets Ella's other shoe off the water.) "Here. Let me help you."

(We then see Dave putting Ella's shoe back on her foot.)

Ella: "Wow.. Thank you, Dave."

CONFESSIONAL:

Ella: "That was a true fairy-tale moment. I have found my prince!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: (Runs off, while Scarlett runs the other direction.) "I saw what you've did!" (And then runs to grab a stick.) "See you on the way back, cheater teamer!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: "I don't usually care for trash talk, but- boom! That's why you get when you eletrocute my team!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Sky tries to run to Scarlett, attempting to knock her out with her stick, but Scarlett slides over, and dodges it in slow motion, as Sky flies into the water.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Scarlett: "The laws of force and motion are simple. With Sky being the pivot point, I knew the inertia caused by the mass of the dueling stick, would.. She swung so hard and fell down."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Sky rises up from the water, and so does Scuba Bear, as Sky swims away from it.)

Chris: "Scarlett makes it back to complete the 2nd X! And now It's Dave's turn to go up against Team Kinosewak's most capable player." (We then see Jasmine glaring at Dave.) "This is gonna end badly.."

Jasmine: (Gets concerned now.) "Where is he?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Jasmine: "Maybe Shawn did get hurt. Crikey! Why am I so worried? Do I like him that much? UGH! Oh, I hope he's ok.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Dave then runs off.)

Chris: "Hello? Jasmine? Time to put some Dave on the Barbie!"

Dave: "Enjoy your swim."

Jasmine: "Huh?"

(Dave then hits Jasmine in the face with his stick, as she falls off. While Dave runs off.)

Dave: "Yes! Score another for the Daveman!"

(Dave runs back with the stick for his team. As they all cheer.)

Sky: "Way to go, Dave!"

Dave: "Again! I wanna go again!"

Chris: "Team Maskwak makes their first X! So they're now only 100% behind the competition, and still no sign of zombie-fighter Shawn."

(We then cut to Shawn, covered in trash, walking & groaning like a zombie.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Shawn: "Smell like a zombie, move like a zombie, zombies think you're a zombie. My plan? Set up a home base behind the waterfall, search for Jasmine. If she's not a zombie, I'll ask her out on a date!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Shawn is now walking slowly, still walking like a zombie. Until..)

Chef: "Gotcha!"

(We then see a growling Chef.)

Shawn: "Huh? (Screams & runs away.) "ZOMBIE-CHEF!"

(Chef chases Shawn, until he finally tackles him on the ground. And then carries him.)

Chef: "Whew! Where you been hidin', a dumpster?"

Shawn: "Chef! You're you?! Uh, good! Listen! Zombie Apocalypse! Here! We can hide behind that waterfa-" Huh?" (The waterfall suddenly disappeared.) "What the hell?! The waterfall is gone!"

Chef: "You must be hallucinating from the stink." (Throws Shawn to his jeep.)

(We then cut back to Sky, putting her stick next to the other one.)

Sky: "Sticking it to them! Pun intended!"

Chris: "Team Maskwak is catching up! But Team Kinosewak only needs one more dueling stick to win it!"

Ella: (To Dave.) "My Prince, allow me to repay your kindness with a point for our team."

Dave: "Um.. Ok?"

(Ella then hums and walks off happily.)

Sky: "Huh?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sky: "What was that? Ella with the touch and the 'prince'? I mean Dave's tree to do what he wants: we're not dating!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Ella then continues running, but she sees Max.)

Max: "You've come back for more I see!" (Laughs evily, but the scuba bear ferociously picks him up.) "Help!" (The Scuba bear then throws him in the water.)

Ella: "Oh my!"

(The Scuba Bear growls at Ella, Dave & Sky gasp in shock, while Sugar is enjoying it.)

Sugar: "Yeehaw!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sugar: "2 in a row? This is like winning a pie eatin' contest and then watching someone you hate get hurt!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Ella: (Begins singing.) Me and my friend bear, BFF's beyond compare, dancing and swimming without a care-

Chris: (Cuts Ella off.) "NOOOO! I've had it with the singing and the taming of the animals! Scuba Bear, do your job and eat the girl!" (Throws the drink at the bear, as the bear roars angrily, and goes in the water, while Ella runs off.) "Uh-oh.." (The Scuba Bear rises up to him, as Chris screams in fear with a smile.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Topher: "You know who can smile through a bear attack? The recently slotoxed, that's who!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Chris continues screaming, as Team Kinosewak got concerned while Ella gets her paddle.)

Topher: "Chris! You want me to throw to another commercial? Scream If you want to!"

Chris: (Screaming.) "HELP!"

(Topher was about to do announce, but Chef's jeep was beeping, Chris was on top of his flag, with the Scuba Bear is trying to attack him. Once the bear heard the beep, he dives back into the water.)

Jasmine: (Realizes that Shawn is here with Chef in his jeep, & gasps in shock.)

CONFESSIONALS:

Jasmine: "He's ok! What a relief! Ok, time to focus on winning this thing." (Gasps) "But I need to make sure Shawn doesn't lose it for the other team.. His being missing for so long could get him voted off!"

Shawn: "They've gathered on the docks. Smart! Zombies can't sneak up on them there."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: (Wipes the dust off his shirt, & sings.) Pretending that didn't happen.. (Speaks now.) "Shawn is back and looking crazy!"

(Chef then throws him in on the red dock, where his team is at.)

Sky: "Are you out your-"

(Shawn stands up, & grabs Sky's arm.)

Sky: (Groans in disgust.) "What are you doing?!"

Shawn: (Looks at Sky's arm.) "Just checking for bites. Got a bite mark? (Looks around Sugar.) Did'ja get bit a bit?!"

Sugar: (Sniffs & gags in disgust.) "Smells like a skunk's armpit all of a sudden."

(Shawn then looks around Dave.)

Dave: "Where have you been?"

Shawn: "Hiding from the horde, just like you guys on these docks. Duh!"

Dave: (Holds his lunch & tears up.)

Chris: "Team Kinosewak is one dueling stick away from a win! Maskwak's, get Shawn in the game or he's gone!"

Shawn: "Game? Pfft! This ain't no game, crazy man, It's life and death!"

Dave: "Shh! Here are the rules, Shawn. You gotta run across, grab a stick, then run back, and knock the other team's zombie off the beam."

Shawn: "They're here already? I knew it!" (Runs off. While Jasmine runs the other direciton.)

CONFESSIONALS:

Shawn: "Jasmine's a zombie! I should've helped her. I messed up man! But I can't change that now and.. *sniff* I know what I have to do."

Jasmine: "It could win the game for my team right now, but that mean Shawn gets eliminated.."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(The teams cheer as Shawn & Jasmine run against each other.)

Shawn: "ZOMBIE!" (Hits Jasmine with the stick in her face, as he runs with his paddle back to his team.)

Jasmine: (Rises up from the water.) "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Shawn: "Uh.. She's.. Not a zombie.." (Smiles sheepishly.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Shawn/Jasmine: "I think I just made a big mistake..."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Just then, they heard a bellowing roar in the ocean.)

Chris: "What's that noise?"

(Chef shrugs.)

Chris: "Tie game! Next dueling stick on the board is for the win!"

(Both teams cheer as Sammy & Sugar began running.)

Team Maskwak: "Sugar! Sugar!"

Team Kinosewak: "Samey! Samey!"

(They got their paddles, but when they got close to each other, someone rises up from the water, screaming. And it was revealed to be Amy, covered in trash. As everyone gasps in shock.)

Sammy: "Amy?! What the hell are you doing here?!"

Amy: "I'm planning on getting revenge on you, you just eliminated me! I convinced EVERYONE to vote you off, and they're all traitors!"

Sammy: "Well, I've just had it with all this abuse!"

Amy: "Oh, bite me!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Scarlett: "Amy never even left this island. She easily swam back over here just to get revenge on Samey for eliminating her, after we were forced to do that.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to Amy & Sammy fighting each other, with Amy grabbing Sammy's arms, & Sammy pulling Amy's hair.)

Amy: "You will *bleep*ing pay for this, Samey!"

Sammy: "Just like you always make pay when we go to the movies?!"

Amy: "AGH! You're lucky I let YOU sit behind me!"

Sammy: "You're lucky I don't tell everyone you still suck with your goddamn thumb!"

Amy/Sammy: "You're the worst sister ever!"

Sugar: (Laughing, enjoying it.) "This easily more enjoyable than Ella not singing!"

(Just then, Amy punches Sugar in the face, sending her to the water, knocked out cold. Amy & Sammy continue fighthing as they both fall in the water.)

Chris: "Are you kidding me?! Another tie! Ugh!"

(Sugar, who is covering her eye, immediately rose from underwater and breathed in and out heavily as she climbed back to her team's side.)

Sugar: "Man. That Amy's got quite the fist."

Topher: "Wait a minute, how come Sammy hasn't come up yet?"

Chris: "Meh, who knows."

Topher (Concerned): "I should probably check on her." (He then received weird looks from his teammates) "Y'know to make sure she doesn't die and all."

(Topher then dives underwater and saw that Amy was still tackling Sammy, the nice twin was trying to get off of her as she didn't want to go too deep in the water but Amy kept a firm grip, oblivious to the danger of staying underwater.)

(Topher immediately got concerned and got in between the twins and pried them apart from each other, and helped Sammy swim back up.)

Sammy (breathes heavily): "Wow. That was close."

(Amy soon rose above water as well and glared.)

Amy: "I'll say. Did you have to ruin my triumphant return?"

Topher: "Honestly, just be grateful I got you two up here before you lost air."

Chris: "Alright, with that out of the way, both teams need to pick a jouster to battle in the tiebreaker!"

Shawn: "I'll do it. I kinda owe the team."

Jasmine: "I'll-"

Max (interrupts Jasmine): "I shall battle this smelly urchin!"

Sammy, Topher, and Scarlett: "What?!"

CONCESSIONAL:

Max: "I volunteered for the tiebreaker so I can wow the team with my evilocity. They will be so impressed that perhaps they will make me their supreme ruler instead of that retched Jasmine. Mwahahahahahaha!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Shawn and Max with determination in their faces ran across the docks and grabbed their dueling sticks, once they got them, they began to run back to their teams' side but soon Max began to swing at Shawn, causing him to dodge the blow, Shawn swung his dueling stick as well, causing Max to hold his out to shield himself.

(The dueling sticks soon clashed, and both did not look like they were giving up but soon Shawn suddenly pulled away, causing Max to stumble and fall in the water while Shawn put his dueling stick on his team's last X.)

Shawn: "I did it! I did it! Phew."

Chris: "And just like that; Team Maskwak wins today's challenge!"

(Team Maskwak cheers loudly at their victory while Team Kinosewak groan bitterly.)

Topher: "We probably could've had a chance without someone,"(turns to glare at Amy) "interfering."

(Amy just glared back, clearly annoyed.)

Chris: "Team Kinosewak, I'll see you at elimination tonight."

(We then cut to the rest of teams, including Amy, walking. Sugar is covering her eye with an ice pack, & Shawn runs to Jasmine.)

Shawn: (Runs to Jasmine.) "Jasmine? I'm so- I thought you were.. You know. Then Dave said"

Jasmine: (Grabs Shawn in the shirt.) "You know WHAT?!"

Shawn: (Gulps.) "I'm a jerk?"

Jasmine: "I missed on purpose so that you wouldn't get eliminated. And now I'm probably the one going home!" (Angrily walks off.)

Shawn: "So, uh.. Thanks for that!"

CONFESSIONALS:

Shawn: "She did that for me? Huh. This sounds crazy but maybe there's more to life than preparing for the undead to take over. Maybe I should start thinking more with my heart."

Jasmine: "How could I let my feelings for Shawn distract me? He is obviously not into me, so... It's time to get ruthless. No more thinking with my heart!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We then cut to the elimination ceremony with Team Kinosewak & Chris. With Amy & Team Maskwak, except Shawn next to Chris. Sugar now has a black eye from that punch from Amy.)

Chris: "To the victors go to the spoils... (Gets a food bag out.) Compliments of Spolies Second-Hand Food Emporium. Where one man's trash is another man's tapeworm!" (Throws the bag to Team Maskwak, & Ella catches it.) "Think fast! "Oh, and Ella?"

Ella: "Yes?"

Chris: "You sing again, you're off the show. Got it?"

(Ella fearfully nods her head.)

Chris: "Good."

Sugar: (To Ella) "I bet you could change his mind with a song."

(Ella is about to sing, but Sky covers her mouth.)

Sky: "Please don't.."

Chris: "Now, one of you gotsta go. (Tosses the marshmallows do the contestants that are safe.) Topher, Scarlett, Jasmine, you're safe."

(We then see Shawn on top of a tree.)

Shawn: (Looking through the binoculors.) "Phew! She's safe!"

Chris: "Max, you were completely ruthless & pointless from that tie-breaker you volunteered for. Samey, you were the one that made the tie-breaker happen, thanks to your sister's unexpected visit right over here.."

(Amy sarcastically waves at Sammy. Hoping that she'll go home.)

Chris: "Ok, the person heading home tonight is.." (The camera pans to Max, who is just sitting there, mad. While Sammy is getting worried, & Amy is smiling evilly at her. Until Chris tosses the last marshmallow to Sammy.) "Max!"

Amy/Max: "WHAT?!"

Max: (Stands up.) "Revenge! You shall regret ever having met me, Chris McLean!"

Chris: "Little late for that."

Max: (Looks at his teammates.) "Ok, which one of you chumps picked me?!"

(Every single one of his teammate raised their hands. And he gasps in shock about what Scarlett did.)

Max: (Gasps. & looks at Scarlett.) "You... You.. Traitor! You were supposed to be my own sidekick!"

Scarlett: "Sorry, Max. But you were completely wasted in the tie-breaker. And I am NOT your sidekick. So." (Flips him off.)

Max: (Growls in anger.) "The pain I will inflict on you will-" (Gets cut off as Chef carries him to the cannon of shame.) "You put me down! You evil man!"

Sammy: (To Topher.) "Psst. Thanks for saving me."

Topher: "Eh, no problem, Sammy."

Sammy: (Looks in shock.) "Did you just call me-"

(Topher nods his head, as Sammy happily hugs him in response.)

Amy: "Oh, boo-hoo! He should've save ME! But, Chris? What are you gonna do to me now? Put me back in that same stupid cannon?! HUH?!"

Chris: "Nope! No cannon for you!"

Amy: (Gasps in surprise.) "Wait! Does that mean.."

Chris: "You're back!"

(The contestants gasp in shock.)

Amy: "HA! Yes! In your face, Samey! I can't wait to-"

Chris: "As an intern!" (Chuckles)

Amy: (Looks in shock, as her eye twitches.) "An... An... An intern?!"

(Sammy tries not to laugh in response, as Amy screams in anger.)

(We then cut to Max in the cannon of shame.)

Chris: "Any final words?"

Max: "Yes! The next time I will show up, I wanna get my hands on Scarlett! And I am the only evil person on this island! And this island will be mine!" (Laughs mechanically.)

Chris: "Yeah, I'm done with evil for now." (Pushes the button, as the cannon blasts Max away from the island.)

Max: "I WILL HAVE MY REVEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGEE!" (Flies away from the island.)

Chris: "Wanna know who's next to be gone? It won't be long! Right here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"

(End credits.)

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