Author's Note: In the last one, I made a mistake when Monica and Phoebe
were introducing themselves to Mrs. Olsen. Monica's name should be Monica
BING. My apologies! Enjoy the rest! *Rach*
(Scene: The "Annie" auditions. Joey and Chandler are waiting in a long line of auditioning people outside a door. You can hear a man singing "Tomorrow" inside the door. Everyone has a script in their hands. Joey is lip-reading some of the script, and acting it out. Chandler is staring at Joey, crouching down, and looking bored.)
Chandler: I can't believe you made me do this, Joey, I mean would you listen to all those guys in there?
Joey: Aw, cummon, man! I mean, what can they do that you can't?
Chandler: Sing.
Joey: I'll bet you CAN sing! You've never tried! Why don't you just give it a try!
Chandler: Oh, fine, whatever.
Joey: And if worse comes to worse, I will give you my autograph BEFORE the show, so you can show it off to everyone!
Chandler: (Dully) Oh the wonders.
(Scene: A restaurant nearby Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross and Rachel are dressed up and sitting at a table)
Rachel: So, when did we get married?
Ross: Three years ago-(pause)-today.
Rachel: So today is our anniversary?
Ross: Yes.
Rachel: Oh my god, Ross! Well we have to do something special!
Ross: Um, Rachel.we are out to eat at our favorite restaurant.
Rachel: Oh, well, this is so romantic. I love you.
Ross: I love you too, sweetie.
Rachel: So, what is my favorite thing to eat?
Ross: (Looks worried for a minute) Umm.well, uh, you ALWAYS get.(Looks at his menu and reads the first thing) The Grilled Chicken Salad with extra tomatoes!
Rachel: Hmm, okay, I'll take your word for it.
Ross: (Nervously) Kay.
(A Man walks up. He's Ross's old friend from college)
Drew: Ross? Ross Gellar?
Ross: Drew? (Stands up and shakes his hand) Drew Nodder?
Drew: (Nods) That's me, buddy! How are you doing? How's Monica?
Ross: She's good-good.
Drew: (Gestures towards Rachel) And who is this?
Ross: Oh, this is my-
Rachel: I'm his wife.
Drew: Really? Well, Ross, you son of a gun, you finally got married. (Half jokingly) How come I wasn't invited to the wedding?
Ross: (Nervously) Uh, well it was a very small thing.family only.you know.
Rachel: We're celebrating our anniversary
Drew: Really? How long?
Rachel: Three years.
Drew: Aw, well, congratulations, you two! I'll let you get back to your dinner.
Ross: Thanks! (Breathes a sigh of relief)
(The waiter comes up, and they order)
Ross: I'll have a Caesar salad, please.
Rachel: Yes, I'll have the grilled chicken salad with extra tomatoes, please.
(The waiter takes their menus away)
(Scene: Monica and Phoebe's apartment where they are babysitting. The camera shows the pizza box that is empty, and then goes to Monica, Phoebe, Ashleigh, Brian, and Freddie asleep on the couch. The cookies are still in the stove and are burning. The smoke detector goes off and everyone wakes up.)
Ashleigh: What's that sound?
Monica: Oh my god, sh-(Glances at the kids) oot! (She rushes to turn the stove off)
Freddie: You amose set 'ouse on hire! (You almost set house on fire!)
Phoebe: Oh, no she didn't! Umm.(Looks at Monica) those are Monica's special cookies! Burnt right to a crisp.
Brian: I don't like burnt stuff.
Ashleigh: Me neither.
Phoebe: Oh, but you will like these!
Freddie: I wah twy! (I wanna try!)
Monica: Okay! (She turns on a fan in the kitchen and cools them off. She touches them, and announces that they are cool enough to eat. The kids all take one.)
Brian: Interesting.
Freddie: Ummy! (Yummy)
Phoebe: (takes one) Oh sweet Jesus! (Spits it out)
(The Kids all look at her and she gets down on her knees)
Phoebe: Sweet Jesus, thank you for giving Monica this great talent for making great burnt cookies!
(Scene: The "Annie" auditions. The auditions are taking forever. A sign comes up on the door that says "Closed")
Joey: What the hell?
Chandler: Aw, phooey patooey. Now we have to miss the auditions.
Joey: Aw, man, well, let's just go out to eat or something.
Chandler: Okay. Let's go to that Italian Restaurant place by our apartment.
Joey: Yeah, man!
(Scene: The Italian Restaurant place-which happens to be the one that Rachel and Ross are at. Joey and Chandler enter. Ross sees them behind Rachel and gets worried.)
Ross: Uh, honey? I have to go to the bathroom for a minute.
Rachel: Okay.don't be too long! (Smiles seductively)
(Ross goes over to Joey and Chandler)
Ross: What the HELL are you doing here?
Chandler: Why don't you take a wild guess?
Joey: What are YOU doin here, man! You're supposed to be watching Rachel!
Ross: Well, I am.
Joey: That's impossible, man, you can't be here and have her (sees Rachel in the seat) oh, I see.
Ross: Yeah, I decided to take her out to dinner.
Joey: Oh, well what is there to eat here?
Ross: I ordered Rachel the Grilled chicken salad with extra tomatoes.
Chandler: Um, Ross?
Ross: Yeah, man?
Chandler: Rachel's allergic to tomatoes.
(Ross's eyes get wide, and everything goes in slow motion. He sees that the food has arrived at their table. Rachel is getting ready to take a bite of her tomato. Ross runs and jumps in front of her, knocking the table and her over. Rachel hits her head hard on the ground)
Rachel: Ross!
Ross: Sorry, honey.but you were getting ready to eat the tomato, and your allergic to it.
Rachel: Oh, thanks. Wait, where the hell am I? (She's gotten her memory back!)
(Drew runs up)
Drew: Ross? Are you okay? Is your wife okay?
(Joey and Chandler exchange frightened glances)
Rachel: (Turns her head to look at Ross, who is looking sheepishly at the ground) Is your WIFE okay?
Ross: Umm.
Rachel: You told him we were married?
Ross: Umm.
Rachel: ROSS?
Ross: (Ross nods) I'm sorry, Rach-it's just-(he gets a little teary)
Rachel: (Softens) What's wrong, Ross? What is it?
Ross: I don't know, Rach-you lost your memory, and you didn't know who I was, but you-you were attracted to me, and it was like you had forgotten everything I had ever done to you-and you still loved me-so I-just wanted to-(his voice trails off)
Rachel: (Looks sadly at him. She turns his head towards hers and kisses him passionately.)
(Everyone in the restaurant is looking) Joey and Chandler: Hey, hey! Nothing to see here, folks! (They wave their attention away)
(Commercial Break)
(Scene: The Kid's apartment where Monica and Phoebe are babysitting. The kids are in bed, and Monica and Phoebe are collapsed on the couch)
Phoebe: Wow, that was fun!
Monica: I know! Gosh, what great kids!
Phoebe: Yeah.
Monica: (Sits up) Phoebe! Phoebe! Phoebe!
Phoebe: Monica! Monica! Monica!
Monica: We should start a service! We could put an ad in the paper and everything!
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah! We could call it "The Phoebe and Monica Sitters Corporation!
Monica: Um, why couldn't we call it the "Monica and Phoebe Sitters Corporation"?
Phoebe: (Laughs) Oh, please.
(Scene: Central Perk the next day. The whole gang is sitting around the couches. Ross has his arm around Rachel and Rachel has her head on his shoulder)
Monica: So are you too, like, together now?
Rachel: (Smiles at Ross) I think so.
Joey: So, Rach, you aren't mad at him for pretending to be married to you when you lost your memory?
Rachel: No, I never said that. (Looks at Ross who is looking at the ground) But he did it for a sweet reason. (She kisses his cheek)
Chandler: Aww.
Monica: Well, I will admit, it's good to have the old Rachel back.
Phoebe: Yeah, we missed you, Rachel!
Rachel: Aw, well I don't remember missing you guys, but I'm sure I did!
Monica: Aw, well it sucks you didn't get to try out for "Annie", you guys!
Joey: Yeah, I know.
Chandler: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, it totally sucks.
Joey: (Glares at him) Well, I think it was probably for the best, you know? I mean, music is not really my thing.
Phoebe: Really?
Chandler: Me neither.
Phoebe: Well, I didn't expect music to be YOUR thing, Chandler.
Ross: Oh! So how was babysitting last night, you guys.
Phoebe: Oh, well, we're starting a business!
Chandler: Really? That's great!
Phoebe: Yep! It's called the.(she can't remember it)
Monica: (To Phoebe) The Monica and Phoebe Sitters Corporation.
Phoebe: Oh yeah.the Mon-wait, no that's not right! It's the Phoebe and Monica Sitter's corporation!
Monica: No, Phoebe!
Phoebe: Why not? It sounds better!
Monica: Because abbreviated, it's the PMS Corporation.
Phoebe: Oh yeah. Well fine, I guess they wouldn't want us to sit if our corporation was PMS.
Monica: (Her cell phone rings.let's just say she has one) Hello? (The woman on the phone is very loud and can be heard by us)
Woman: HELLO! THIS IS MRS. OLSEN AND IF THIS IS MONICA BING AND PHOEBE BUFFAY, THEN I WANT TO KNOW WHY MY APARTMENT SMELLED LIKE SMOKE WHEN I RETURNED LAST EVENING!
(Phoebe grabs the phone)
Phoebe: (With Very big accent) Um, hello, sorry you have got wrong numba! Don't call again! Buh bye!
(Scene Fades out.Commercial Break)
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Ross are on the couch cuddling. The Closing credits play below them))
Rachel: I can't believe we're here again.
Ross: Yeah, I know.
Rachel: (Sighs and kisses Ross passionately. They break) So you told him we were MARRIED? Hah!
(The end of the scene)
THE END!!! Hope you guys liked it!!
~*Rachel Nicole*~
Please Read and Review!
(Scene: The "Annie" auditions. Joey and Chandler are waiting in a long line of auditioning people outside a door. You can hear a man singing "Tomorrow" inside the door. Everyone has a script in their hands. Joey is lip-reading some of the script, and acting it out. Chandler is staring at Joey, crouching down, and looking bored.)
Chandler: I can't believe you made me do this, Joey, I mean would you listen to all those guys in there?
Joey: Aw, cummon, man! I mean, what can they do that you can't?
Chandler: Sing.
Joey: I'll bet you CAN sing! You've never tried! Why don't you just give it a try!
Chandler: Oh, fine, whatever.
Joey: And if worse comes to worse, I will give you my autograph BEFORE the show, so you can show it off to everyone!
Chandler: (Dully) Oh the wonders.
(Scene: A restaurant nearby Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross and Rachel are dressed up and sitting at a table)
Rachel: So, when did we get married?
Ross: Three years ago-(pause)-today.
Rachel: So today is our anniversary?
Ross: Yes.
Rachel: Oh my god, Ross! Well we have to do something special!
Ross: Um, Rachel.we are out to eat at our favorite restaurant.
Rachel: Oh, well, this is so romantic. I love you.
Ross: I love you too, sweetie.
Rachel: So, what is my favorite thing to eat?
Ross: (Looks worried for a minute) Umm.well, uh, you ALWAYS get.(Looks at his menu and reads the first thing) The Grilled Chicken Salad with extra tomatoes!
Rachel: Hmm, okay, I'll take your word for it.
Ross: (Nervously) Kay.
(A Man walks up. He's Ross's old friend from college)
Drew: Ross? Ross Gellar?
Ross: Drew? (Stands up and shakes his hand) Drew Nodder?
Drew: (Nods) That's me, buddy! How are you doing? How's Monica?
Ross: She's good-good.
Drew: (Gestures towards Rachel) And who is this?
Ross: Oh, this is my-
Rachel: I'm his wife.
Drew: Really? Well, Ross, you son of a gun, you finally got married. (Half jokingly) How come I wasn't invited to the wedding?
Ross: (Nervously) Uh, well it was a very small thing.family only.you know.
Rachel: We're celebrating our anniversary
Drew: Really? How long?
Rachel: Three years.
Drew: Aw, well, congratulations, you two! I'll let you get back to your dinner.
Ross: Thanks! (Breathes a sigh of relief)
(The waiter comes up, and they order)
Ross: I'll have a Caesar salad, please.
Rachel: Yes, I'll have the grilled chicken salad with extra tomatoes, please.
(The waiter takes their menus away)
(Scene: Monica and Phoebe's apartment where they are babysitting. The camera shows the pizza box that is empty, and then goes to Monica, Phoebe, Ashleigh, Brian, and Freddie asleep on the couch. The cookies are still in the stove and are burning. The smoke detector goes off and everyone wakes up.)
Ashleigh: What's that sound?
Monica: Oh my god, sh-(Glances at the kids) oot! (She rushes to turn the stove off)
Freddie: You amose set 'ouse on hire! (You almost set house on fire!)
Phoebe: Oh, no she didn't! Umm.(Looks at Monica) those are Monica's special cookies! Burnt right to a crisp.
Brian: I don't like burnt stuff.
Ashleigh: Me neither.
Phoebe: Oh, but you will like these!
Freddie: I wah twy! (I wanna try!)
Monica: Okay! (She turns on a fan in the kitchen and cools them off. She touches them, and announces that they are cool enough to eat. The kids all take one.)
Brian: Interesting.
Freddie: Ummy! (Yummy)
Phoebe: (takes one) Oh sweet Jesus! (Spits it out)
(The Kids all look at her and she gets down on her knees)
Phoebe: Sweet Jesus, thank you for giving Monica this great talent for making great burnt cookies!
(Scene: The "Annie" auditions. The auditions are taking forever. A sign comes up on the door that says "Closed")
Joey: What the hell?
Chandler: Aw, phooey patooey. Now we have to miss the auditions.
Joey: Aw, man, well, let's just go out to eat or something.
Chandler: Okay. Let's go to that Italian Restaurant place by our apartment.
Joey: Yeah, man!
(Scene: The Italian Restaurant place-which happens to be the one that Rachel and Ross are at. Joey and Chandler enter. Ross sees them behind Rachel and gets worried.)
Ross: Uh, honey? I have to go to the bathroom for a minute.
Rachel: Okay.don't be too long! (Smiles seductively)
(Ross goes over to Joey and Chandler)
Ross: What the HELL are you doing here?
Chandler: Why don't you take a wild guess?
Joey: What are YOU doin here, man! You're supposed to be watching Rachel!
Ross: Well, I am.
Joey: That's impossible, man, you can't be here and have her (sees Rachel in the seat) oh, I see.
Ross: Yeah, I decided to take her out to dinner.
Joey: Oh, well what is there to eat here?
Ross: I ordered Rachel the Grilled chicken salad with extra tomatoes.
Chandler: Um, Ross?
Ross: Yeah, man?
Chandler: Rachel's allergic to tomatoes.
(Ross's eyes get wide, and everything goes in slow motion. He sees that the food has arrived at their table. Rachel is getting ready to take a bite of her tomato. Ross runs and jumps in front of her, knocking the table and her over. Rachel hits her head hard on the ground)
Rachel: Ross!
Ross: Sorry, honey.but you were getting ready to eat the tomato, and your allergic to it.
Rachel: Oh, thanks. Wait, where the hell am I? (She's gotten her memory back!)
(Drew runs up)
Drew: Ross? Are you okay? Is your wife okay?
(Joey and Chandler exchange frightened glances)
Rachel: (Turns her head to look at Ross, who is looking sheepishly at the ground) Is your WIFE okay?
Ross: Umm.
Rachel: You told him we were married?
Ross: Umm.
Rachel: ROSS?
Ross: (Ross nods) I'm sorry, Rach-it's just-(he gets a little teary)
Rachel: (Softens) What's wrong, Ross? What is it?
Ross: I don't know, Rach-you lost your memory, and you didn't know who I was, but you-you were attracted to me, and it was like you had forgotten everything I had ever done to you-and you still loved me-so I-just wanted to-(his voice trails off)
Rachel: (Looks sadly at him. She turns his head towards hers and kisses him passionately.)
(Everyone in the restaurant is looking) Joey and Chandler: Hey, hey! Nothing to see here, folks! (They wave their attention away)
(Commercial Break)
(Scene: The Kid's apartment where Monica and Phoebe are babysitting. The kids are in bed, and Monica and Phoebe are collapsed on the couch)
Phoebe: Wow, that was fun!
Monica: I know! Gosh, what great kids!
Phoebe: Yeah.
Monica: (Sits up) Phoebe! Phoebe! Phoebe!
Phoebe: Monica! Monica! Monica!
Monica: We should start a service! We could put an ad in the paper and everything!
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah! We could call it "The Phoebe and Monica Sitters Corporation!
Monica: Um, why couldn't we call it the "Monica and Phoebe Sitters Corporation"?
Phoebe: (Laughs) Oh, please.
(Scene: Central Perk the next day. The whole gang is sitting around the couches. Ross has his arm around Rachel and Rachel has her head on his shoulder)
Monica: So are you too, like, together now?
Rachel: (Smiles at Ross) I think so.
Joey: So, Rach, you aren't mad at him for pretending to be married to you when you lost your memory?
Rachel: No, I never said that. (Looks at Ross who is looking at the ground) But he did it for a sweet reason. (She kisses his cheek)
Chandler: Aww.
Monica: Well, I will admit, it's good to have the old Rachel back.
Phoebe: Yeah, we missed you, Rachel!
Rachel: Aw, well I don't remember missing you guys, but I'm sure I did!
Monica: Aw, well it sucks you didn't get to try out for "Annie", you guys!
Joey: Yeah, I know.
Chandler: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, it totally sucks.
Joey: (Glares at him) Well, I think it was probably for the best, you know? I mean, music is not really my thing.
Phoebe: Really?
Chandler: Me neither.
Phoebe: Well, I didn't expect music to be YOUR thing, Chandler.
Ross: Oh! So how was babysitting last night, you guys.
Phoebe: Oh, well, we're starting a business!
Chandler: Really? That's great!
Phoebe: Yep! It's called the.(she can't remember it)
Monica: (To Phoebe) The Monica and Phoebe Sitters Corporation.
Phoebe: Oh yeah.the Mon-wait, no that's not right! It's the Phoebe and Monica Sitter's corporation!
Monica: No, Phoebe!
Phoebe: Why not? It sounds better!
Monica: Because abbreviated, it's the PMS Corporation.
Phoebe: Oh yeah. Well fine, I guess they wouldn't want us to sit if our corporation was PMS.
Monica: (Her cell phone rings.let's just say she has one) Hello? (The woman on the phone is very loud and can be heard by us)
Woman: HELLO! THIS IS MRS. OLSEN AND IF THIS IS MONICA BING AND PHOEBE BUFFAY, THEN I WANT TO KNOW WHY MY APARTMENT SMELLED LIKE SMOKE WHEN I RETURNED LAST EVENING!
(Phoebe grabs the phone)
Phoebe: (With Very big accent) Um, hello, sorry you have got wrong numba! Don't call again! Buh bye!
(Scene Fades out.Commercial Break)
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Ross are on the couch cuddling. The Closing credits play below them))
Rachel: I can't believe we're here again.
Ross: Yeah, I know.
Rachel: (Sighs and kisses Ross passionately. They break) So you told him we were MARRIED? Hah!
(The end of the scene)
THE END!!! Hope you guys liked it!!
~*Rachel Nicole*~
Please Read and Review!