Video Game follies:
Super Mario BM
By Karasuhato, the "Raven Dove"
(karasuhato@ecmail.i-p.com)
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All games copyright of previous owners. Don't take Serously!
NOTE: My Engrlish is not the greatest, so please take it easy ;_;
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*We all see Princess Peach walking alone through the Mushroom Kingdom mertropolitain all by herself with no care in the world*
Princess Peach: Tra-la-la-la-la-la......I am the happiest Princess in the world, la-la-la-la-la.........
*Out of the blue, Koopa comes up to Princess, threatening to kidnap her, AGAIN*
Koopa: Hey Peach, remember me? *starts to have a huge evil grin on his face, stroked his red hair and started to swerve his toungue around his mouth*
Princess Peach: *looking horrified* AAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME MARIO!
*Mario hears her scream for help, so he dons his winged hat and starts to fly into the scene. However, his reaction seems different this time around*
Mario: *thinking to himself bitterly* Damn Peach! Can't she do ANYTHING herself? Geez!
*Mario flies in between Koopa and Peach and blows them apart from each other*
Princess Peach: YAY! IT'S MARIO!
Koopa: *sighs* Oh dear......
*Mario looks disgruntled and starts to flip Koopa his middle finger*
Princess Peach: You go Mario!
*Mario then starts to un-button the rear of his over alls and moons everyone*
Koopa: Ewwww, PLUMBER ASS!
Princess Peach: Mario, that is sooooo UN-GENTLEMAN LIKE!
Mario: *thinking to himself again* I don't care. Uh oh, I need to REALLY go BAD!
*starts to pull out some TP*
*Both Peach and Koopa look confused*
Mario: *singing Italian opera song "Fantasia" in a disgruntled sort of voice* E' serenata e nun è serenata, chesta è na fantasia che mm' è venuta...Dice che la mia bella sta malata e i' ca stó' buono, che ce pòzzo fá?!
Koopa: *slightly winces, but opens one eye to see the mad Mario* Eh. This does not look good.
Mario: *STILL singing Italian opera song "Fantasia" in a disgruntled sort of voice* Ah, ah... *points at Koopa*
Both Koopa and Peach are very confused*
Mario: Lo tengo sulo a me, i' voglio bene a me, e po' a nisciuno cchiù... *clasps his fists together and face turns bright pink* Pecché nisciuno maje mm'ha fatto bene a me! *face turns slightly magenta now*
*Both Peach and Koopa look disgusted and kinda shocked at what business Mario was doing*
Mario: E 'sta chitarra mia s'era addurmuta, e mo 'mpruvvisamente s'è scetata... *face turns bright red, and clenches his teeth. Peach and Koopa look even more shocked* Che voce 'e paraviso che mm'è asciuta cu nu bicchiere 'e vino, 'int'a ll'está! *pauses*
Princess Peach: *Thinking to herself* Oh dear......
Koopa: *Thinking to himself* Mario has really gotten too far here!
Mario: *continues his finale as his face starts to lighten up* AHHHH, AHHHHH
IO TENGO SULO A MEEEEEEEEE! *face turns back to normal skin tone color*
Ahhhh! What a relief! Well, see ya later guys!
Princess Peach: Mario......*Mario flies away. Peach notices something smelly and holds her nose*
Koopa: *holds his nose in disgust* Look at the pile Mario left! GROSS!
Princess Peach: I'll say! I think we need Luigi to install toilets in the mushroom kingdom!
Koopa: *sighs* UGH! NO......KIDDING.....!
*Both Peach and Koopa feel light headed from Mario's "pile" and shatter into many pieces like broken glass*
The End!