Video Game follies:
Scenes we'd love to see:
Chocobo no Fushigi Dungeon
By Karasuhato, the "Raven Dove"
(karasuhato@ecmail.i-p.com)
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All games copyright of previous owners. Don't take Serously!
NOTE: My Engrlish is not the greatest, so please take it easy ;_;
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Narator: We all follow the adventures of Mog, Cid, Chocobo, Fat Chocobo, White Mage, Black Mage and many, many, many pointless cutesy characters that were more then likely thrown out of "Fraggel Rock" or some sort of Muppet show, who go around circles in dungeons, searching for treasure and looking cute.
Mog: *frantically jumps up and down* Yay, yay, we go on adventures in dungeons and get treasure. Yah!!!
Chocobo: *sits there and looks cute* Kweeeei!!!
Cid: *looks impatiently at Mog and Chocobo* Okey everyone, mosey into the god damn cave and shut up already! Yeesh!
Mog: *rolls eyes* Ugh, FINE!
Narator: Many days, many nights, Chocobo and Mog go through some dungeons, fight ghosts, goblins and monsters, get summons, meet a cute White Mage chic and meet more weirdo, goof-ball characters.
Black Mage: *appears through foggy green smoke* Hello everyone, I am the Black Mage! I use black magick.
White Mage: *looking giddy and hyper* Hi, I am the cute white mage that heals and helps all of you cute critters. HEE HEE HEE HEE!
Chocobo: Kwei, Kwei, Kwei.....*looks up the White Mage's dress, seeing if she wears anything under it* ........KWEI KWEI! WOO WOO!!!
*White mage notices what Chocobo was doing and kicks him down to the ground in rage*
White Mage: *face red with madness* YOU PERVERTED LITTLE BIRD, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Chocobo: *sobs* Kwei.......Kwei.....
Fat Chocobo: Awwww, this is so boring. When do we eat.
White Mage: Be patient fat ass! Besides, you need to diet! Look how fat you are.
Fat Chocobo: *butt bumps White Mage girl* I AM NOT! I am just plesantely plump. So there. ^^;
Black Mage: Shut up and explore more! I can't take the boredom!
White Mage, Fat Chocobo: Alright.
*After many hours of "exploration", the cute creatures get bored*
Chocobo: *yawns* Kweeeeeei.........*Z*
White Mage: I am so beat!
Black Mage: I think I am forming corns on my feet. OUCH!
Fat Chocobo: I need to use pottie!
*Mog also starts to get bored*
Mog: Okey, let's go show Cid our cool treasure and mabye we could finaly rest.
Everyone: OKey Dokey!
Narator: So every cutesy poo poo character goes back and shows Cid what treasure they have collected and how much "fun" they had, even though the gamer is fast asleep.
Cid: What do you got there Mog?
Mog: We got cool treasure and summons and armor and weapons and.....
*gets cut off by Cid noticing the White Mage chic*
Cid: Now who do we have here. Heh heh heh......!
White Mage: UGH! Get someone your own age old man!
Cid: *eyes widden in disbelief at White Mage's aditude* Woo hoo, I did not know healers could have an aditude!
*Black Mage takes off her shoes*
Black Mage: Hey, do I have bunyons or corns on my feet yet?
Mog: *rolls eyes again* NO, but even if you do, PLEASE SPARE US!
Black Mage: HMPH!
*Fat Chocobo starts to become irritable*
Fat Chocobo: Do you guys have sugar puffs, or rasberry jam Yam-Yam sticks or Banana puffs or something?
Cid: I don't think so. Hmmmm.....been a while since I went shopping. Need to get more groceries.....
*Fat Chocobo looks really pissed at everybody and grunts loud. All gamers start to wake up*
Fat Chocobo: No sweets? NO SWEETS?! HOW DARE YOU FOOLS!
Cid: *tries to shoo away Fattie Chocobo* Easy there....don't get excited....
Mog: Good fattie, good fattie.
Black Mage: Please! Don't eat us!
White Mage: Look like his veins are gonna pop!
Chocobo: *looks freaked out* KWEI, KWEI, KWEI! AAAAAACK!!!!!!
*Fat Chocobo sports a wicked grin*
Fat Chocobo: Yeah, I've gone so long, no food! You guys look tasty! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
*Fat Chocobo heads down to Cid, mouth open*
Cid: Nooooooooooooo! Why gods, why?
*Fat Chocobo swallows Cid whole*
Fat Chocobo: Who is next?! HA HA HA!
Black Mage: No, I need more elixir, spare me!
White Mage: I am too sexy to become food.
Mog: Yeah, and I am too cute!
Chocobo: *eyes widden in Horror* YAAAAAAAACK!
*Fat Chocobo approaches the whole other cast members*
Fat Chocobo: You are all too late! HA HA HA HA HAAA! You are all going to my stomach!
Narator: The Fat Chocobo flies down on Chocobo, Mog, White Mage and Black Mage and devours all of them, one at a time, all struggled helplessly as they struggled the hungry wrath of the Fat Chocobo.
Fat Chocobo: Ahhhhhh, what a nice meal. *suddenly feels gassy* BURRRRRRRRRP!!! *Everyone's clothing flies out of his mouth*
You, the gamer: YAY! IT WAS ABOUT TIME DAMN IT!
The End!