It wasn't just Mia who needed help with her archery ;) One shot drabble based on that scene from the movie.

What happens when Mia notices something that could be considered illegal? Could it have bad results? Or can Clarisse handle it? Not the best summary or even title really.

Was this it? After years of working together the man she loved was leaving and she felt terrible. (I suck at writing these, just hope you'll give it a chance and read it, hopefully it will be worth a review or two too) Based on the days leading up to Mia and Andrews Wedding.

Another Mia moment, but this one has Joe in it. A possibility that came to mind when watching the scene where Joe told Mia about the shoe salesman's inquiry - you know, the wrap-them-or-wear-them line.

A Mia-centered musing weighing Andrew's pros and Nicholas's cons that I'm pretty sure we can find a spot for somewhere along the timeline of the second Princess Diaries movie. Rounded out with a touch of Clarisse and Joseph, just because I love them and like to take them everywhere I go.

Clarisse and Joe are finally married and have escaped the reception. This is what happens on their wedding night with a brief mention of Mia.

"More chivalrous to my mind. But don't hurt him too much. I care about him, you know. Even though I don't always like him. I wouldn't want him hurt…too badly..." Clarisse and Joseph let their guard slip. M-rated one-shot for Wild Mei Ling (and all her help).

A little introspection by Rupert as he considers his wife's relationship with her bodyguard. (And my version of Rupert doesn't handle introspective moments so well.) Clarisse and Joe are in here as well, although Joe is probably wishing he were somewhere else.

Someone in Joseph's former life resurfaced and is making Clarisse lose her queenly demeanor. Better than the summary

Why they do the things they do...even when they don't want to.

"He is unflinchingly close to her, and his closeness has suddenly changed into something entirely new. Her skin prickles as he moves her effortlessly, fluidly across the floor. The music flows into her conscious in fits and starts – she's too concentrated on not missing a step, on ensuring her feet don't go at the same pace as her heart, that she can't quite let it into her mind."

Looking down, she closed her eyes and began crying too. Even though he had cheated, and their marriage lay in ruins they had both just lost a son, their baby. No matter how hard it was they had to be their for each other and their eldest son, they knew that no matter what they had to help each other, and grieve together. AU one shot. Disclaimer: Nothing Belongs To Me!

Taking his beautiful wife's hand, Joseph lead her onto the dance floor before turning to face her. And as 'At Last' began to play, Joseph smiled and pulled her gently closer to him, making her laugh and blush as he wrapped his arm around her waist, and keeping a hold of her hand they began to sway slowly to the music. Disclaimer: Nothing Belongs To Me.

A story about crossing literal and metaphorical thresholds. Now, how's that for a nice, vague summary?

"I thought you would have stayed Renaldi, it being the royal name and all." Joseph's surprised at his new wife's decision, but loves the idea and so does she. Sure I could come up with a better summary, but I want to get this posted before I change my mind. Disclaimer: Nothing Belongs To Me.

She was silent – they both were - as they contemplated his words. He knew why she'd picked up on that, and he couldn't blame her for it. She was right. He felt a growing sickness in his stomach, and the guilt he'd been feeling was instantly replaced with panic.

The newly wedded Queen learns that Mia lost her earrings. As a result Genovia is in grave danger.

When Mia has a crisis concerning her health, her loved ones struggle to deal with the possibility of losing her, and with facing the memories of how it all started in the first place. And no one struggles with it all more than Clarisse does.

I've been in the mood to write, but my muse's attention span has been pretty short lately. So here is our compromise: a haphazard collection of teeny stories. Most are one-hundred words; most are Clarisse and Joseph. They're posted in the order I wrote them, with no respect to any kind of timeline. Includes Mia and Rupert. *CHAPTER 15 added.*

Oh, gosh, I forgot to come up with a summary. Okay. So...it's Valentine's Day. Since Clarisse and Joseph are both in a bad mood, they decide to be miserable together. How's that?

The Queen had her day off, now it's Joseph's turn... being the Queen's Head of Security can often be quite stressful...

"Oh when we were younger, and we would go to bed at the beach house, mama and Joe would have one of those bottles of wine and talk politics. And my goodness did they disagree." Pierre laughed, "I'd awake to – friendly – raised voices." A gift for Wild Mei Ling, who let me steal a brilliant idea. Definitely an M rating, I don't know what has come over me.

Everyone has a past ... so does Charlotte ... and Pierre too. Mia's learns their past and how it's related ... very related. They see each other after the longest time, how painful is it when they see each other? And how deep will they and their loved ones dig through their past? Ps. this is my first Princess Diaries fanfic

"She looked up to see him at the back of the room, and the tiny nod was all she needed to know that she could get through this, that she could go one day to the confessional but now the only option was deceit." Clarisse can't escape the lies she has to tell. Adult themes, but I don't know if it constitutes an M.

A honeymoon away from the palace and Genovia...and more in the public eye