Legend of the Writers, Part 3
Ranma-chan in Wonderland
Disclaimer: Ranma ½ is owned by Rumiko Takahashi and Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carol. The last time I checked, I was neither one of these individuals.
Ranma-chan was falling. Down. down through the pavement and what looked like to be an endless hole in the ground. Of course, no holes are truly endless. They usually lead somewhere, so this whole couldn't be that different. Ranma-chan quickly checked her chest for where the bullet hole should be, but wasn't. Instead of her jogging pants and tank top she was wearing a blue dress and apron, white stocking, and a black hair barrette.
Ranma-chan growled, "What the fuck!?" just then the apron flipped up into her face, Ranma-chan pulled it back down, against her dress. "Someone is defiantly gonna pay for this one!"
As she was falling, she reached out, almost instinctively and turned on a light that was on a table. The fact that the table was suspended in mid- air hadn't really crossed Ranma-chan's mind as strange.
Other stuff caught her attention though, like the chairs floating leisurely around and around, or the grandfather clock with 13 numbers, and especially the mirror. Just as she was falling down, her image fell up.
Eventually the hole started to narrow, and funnel. Ranma-chan flipped over and fell through a small hole into a larger room, but since she was inverted through the narrow passage, she didn't have her dress to slow her down, and smacked unceremoniously onto the floor.
As Ranma-chan was helping herself up, she caught a glimpse of a black rabbit wearing a yellow and black striped bandanna, a yellow racing jacket, black pants, and a yellow bow tie.
"R-Ryouga?!?"
"Damnit Ranma! Look what you got us into this time!" And Ryouga took out a giant gold watch and broke it over Ranma-chan's head. "Speaking of time, it seems that I am late." Ryouga-bunny grinned and ran out of a small door in the wall.
"HEY! Come back here, bacon breath!" yelled Ranma-chan as she went after Ryouga and opened the door, only to reveal another, smaller door, and then another door, and so forth for twice more.
She managed to squeeze herself through the hole in the wall by a lot of wiggling and squirming, to get into another room, a larger room with lots of squares in the walls. She came out the wall just in time to see Ryouga going through a curtain at the other end of the room. "Damnit, Ryouga! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna have some rabbit stew!" she yelled as she chased after Ryouga-bunny.
She opened up the curtain to see a door. Instinctively, she grabbed the knob on the door and turned it to get it open!
"OHHHH!" yelled out the door.
"EEP!" yelled out Ranma-chan as she jumped up and at the talking door.
"Oh my, but you did give me quite a turn there!" said the door.
"uhhh."
"Get it! Door knob? Turn?" And the door just started to laugh to itself.
Ranma-chan just held a blank expression. "Ummm. I'm looking for a little black rabbit."
"Oh, have you now?" And the door opened it's key-hole so Ranma-chan can look through.
"THERE HE IS!" shouted Ranma-chan, "I gotta get through!"
"Oh, but you can't. You're too big, it's simply impassible!"
"Heh!! Nothing's impassible!" And Ranma-chan kicked the door in, and suddenly she got a kick back when water flowed through the hole, filling up the room.
Ranma-chan washed through the door, doing all she can to stay afloat. She then heard some singing.
As she was treading, with her head above water, she saw what must have been a pelican, or something riding on another bird floating on the water while another bird pushed.
"Oh a sailor life is the life for me, oh how I like to sail about the sea, and I never ever do anything about the weather because the weather never ever does a thing for me.
"Oh I sail oh night tis the life for me, tidily oh dum dum.
AHOY!!! Another nautical expression! Land ho, by Jove!"
And the penguin, or whatever it was kept on going!
"HEY!! COME BACK HERE!! HEY!" yelled Ranma-chan to deaf ears. She then saw three birds on a log passing her! "HEY!" but alas, they ignored her too.
And then the water started getting rough, and poor Ranma-chan got tossed! If not for the courage of. nevermind.
Farther down, she saw miscellaneous marine animals circling
"Forwards backwards up and out come in and join the race nothing could be as wild as the jolly caucus race"
The song was certainly annoying.
She didn't care, she saw Ryouga out at the corner of her eye being washed up on land. She figured he'd know the way out of this crazy place so she went on after him, through the forest, "GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, PIGBOY" she yelled after the rabbit.
She ran; after him through the forest before she realized something, "Damnit! He got lost again!" Of course, she was lost too, but she wasn't about to admit it!
She saw these two fat boys suddenly come out and start to dance with each other. Ranma-chan suddenly got very uncomfortable and decided to leave these two to their. privacy. For once Ranma-chan was being smart.
She started walking down the forest again, away from those two. dancing people. Eventually she came up to a house. "Maybe someone here can help. "she said as she knocked on the door.
Well, the door got knocked down, and Ryouga bunny jumped on the door, which was already on Ranma-chan. "Heh," said Ryouga bunny, just happy not being a pig for once, "Get your ass in there!" He said as he grabbed Ranma-chan, "I wanna get out of this fucked up story as fast as possible! And you need to be in there right now!" And Ryouga through her in; the force of impact made Ranma-chan hit the stairs, and tumble up until she was in someone's bed room. Ranma-chan collided with a desk and a jar of cookies fell on his head.
"Oww," she grumbled as she rubbed her head, then she noticed the cookies that said, "Eat Me" on them.
Ranma-chan grinned, "Don't mind if I do!"
Well, she was about to eat it, it was mere inches from her mouth, "No," she whispered quietly, "This doesn't feel right. These cookies must be poison or something." Ranma-chan shook her head, and the desire to eat the cookies vanished. Ranma-chan got mad, "DAMNIT! I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE START PLAYING WITH ME HEAD!" she yelled insanely to no one in particular.
She looked out the window to see Ryouga bump into that strange bird person and then run away, "Damnit! I gotta catch him!"
Ranma-chan jumped out of the window, and quickly ran through a flower patch into the woods. She never noticed herself run past Tarou sitting on a mushroom smoking a hooka. "DAMNIT RANMA!! THIS WAS MY ONLY SCENE IN THE FUCKING SERIES!" yelled out Tarou, though Ranma-chan never heard.
Ranma-chan walked and walked through the forest, with no sign of Ryouga. Of course, if she was in a right state of mind, she would have known it was useless trying to follow Ryouga anywhere, but we won't tell her, dear readers, will we?
Eventually, she came up to a cross roads leading in all sorts of directions.
She didn't notice a panda materialize on the tree above her, until it hit her on the top of the head with a sign.
Ranma-chan turned to see her father. "Dammit, old man! What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Genma-panda, sitting lazily on the tree, waved to his son. Then took out a sign, "Just trying to catch your attention." It said.
Ranma-chan grrred, "You caught more then just my attention with that! Damnit old man, I'm gonna kill you!" As you can see, Ranma was still not thinking too clearly!
Genma, however, wanted to avoid. anything physical at all! So he took out a sign that said, "Wait!" then he turned the sign over saying "I'm suppose to give you directions!"
Unfinished----
I know. I never publish anything unless I am absolutely finished, but I decided to make an exception. Why, you might ask. well, as I was reading this, I realized that this was. ummmm. quite bad actually, so I'm gonna have to do a major re-write in this, so I figured that it's not gonna hurt, though this means I have to make a trip to the library.
Anyway, I'll try to have this re-edited quickly.
Ranma-chan in Wonderland
Disclaimer: Ranma ½ is owned by Rumiko Takahashi and Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carol. The last time I checked, I was neither one of these individuals.
Ranma-chan was falling. Down. down through the pavement and what looked like to be an endless hole in the ground. Of course, no holes are truly endless. They usually lead somewhere, so this whole couldn't be that different. Ranma-chan quickly checked her chest for where the bullet hole should be, but wasn't. Instead of her jogging pants and tank top she was wearing a blue dress and apron, white stocking, and a black hair barrette.
Ranma-chan growled, "What the fuck!?" just then the apron flipped up into her face, Ranma-chan pulled it back down, against her dress. "Someone is defiantly gonna pay for this one!"
As she was falling, she reached out, almost instinctively and turned on a light that was on a table. The fact that the table was suspended in mid- air hadn't really crossed Ranma-chan's mind as strange.
Other stuff caught her attention though, like the chairs floating leisurely around and around, or the grandfather clock with 13 numbers, and especially the mirror. Just as she was falling down, her image fell up.
Eventually the hole started to narrow, and funnel. Ranma-chan flipped over and fell through a small hole into a larger room, but since she was inverted through the narrow passage, she didn't have her dress to slow her down, and smacked unceremoniously onto the floor.
As Ranma-chan was helping herself up, she caught a glimpse of a black rabbit wearing a yellow and black striped bandanna, a yellow racing jacket, black pants, and a yellow bow tie.
"R-Ryouga?!?"
"Damnit Ranma! Look what you got us into this time!" And Ryouga took out a giant gold watch and broke it over Ranma-chan's head. "Speaking of time, it seems that I am late." Ryouga-bunny grinned and ran out of a small door in the wall.
"HEY! Come back here, bacon breath!" yelled Ranma-chan as she went after Ryouga and opened the door, only to reveal another, smaller door, and then another door, and so forth for twice more.
She managed to squeeze herself through the hole in the wall by a lot of wiggling and squirming, to get into another room, a larger room with lots of squares in the walls. She came out the wall just in time to see Ryouga going through a curtain at the other end of the room. "Damnit, Ryouga! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna have some rabbit stew!" she yelled as she chased after Ryouga-bunny.
She opened up the curtain to see a door. Instinctively, she grabbed the knob on the door and turned it to get it open!
"OHHHH!" yelled out the door.
"EEP!" yelled out Ranma-chan as she jumped up and at the talking door.
"Oh my, but you did give me quite a turn there!" said the door.
"uhhh."
"Get it! Door knob? Turn?" And the door just started to laugh to itself.
Ranma-chan just held a blank expression. "Ummm. I'm looking for a little black rabbit."
"Oh, have you now?" And the door opened it's key-hole so Ranma-chan can look through.
"THERE HE IS!" shouted Ranma-chan, "I gotta get through!"
"Oh, but you can't. You're too big, it's simply impassible!"
"Heh!! Nothing's impassible!" And Ranma-chan kicked the door in, and suddenly she got a kick back when water flowed through the hole, filling up the room.
Ranma-chan washed through the door, doing all she can to stay afloat. She then heard some singing.
As she was treading, with her head above water, she saw what must have been a pelican, or something riding on another bird floating on the water while another bird pushed.
"Oh a sailor life is the life for me, oh how I like to sail about the sea, and I never ever do anything about the weather because the weather never ever does a thing for me.
"Oh I sail oh night tis the life for me, tidily oh dum dum.
AHOY!!! Another nautical expression! Land ho, by Jove!"
And the penguin, or whatever it was kept on going!
"HEY!! COME BACK HERE!! HEY!" yelled Ranma-chan to deaf ears. She then saw three birds on a log passing her! "HEY!" but alas, they ignored her too.
And then the water started getting rough, and poor Ranma-chan got tossed! If not for the courage of. nevermind.
Farther down, she saw miscellaneous marine animals circling
"Forwards backwards up and out come in and join the race nothing could be as wild as the jolly caucus race"
The song was certainly annoying.
She didn't care, she saw Ryouga out at the corner of her eye being washed up on land. She figured he'd know the way out of this crazy place so she went on after him, through the forest, "GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, PIGBOY" she yelled after the rabbit.
She ran; after him through the forest before she realized something, "Damnit! He got lost again!" Of course, she was lost too, but she wasn't about to admit it!
She saw these two fat boys suddenly come out and start to dance with each other. Ranma-chan suddenly got very uncomfortable and decided to leave these two to their. privacy. For once Ranma-chan was being smart.
She started walking down the forest again, away from those two. dancing people. Eventually she came up to a house. "Maybe someone here can help. "she said as she knocked on the door.
Well, the door got knocked down, and Ryouga bunny jumped on the door, which was already on Ranma-chan. "Heh," said Ryouga bunny, just happy not being a pig for once, "Get your ass in there!" He said as he grabbed Ranma-chan, "I wanna get out of this fucked up story as fast as possible! And you need to be in there right now!" And Ryouga through her in; the force of impact made Ranma-chan hit the stairs, and tumble up until she was in someone's bed room. Ranma-chan collided with a desk and a jar of cookies fell on his head.
"Oww," she grumbled as she rubbed her head, then she noticed the cookies that said, "Eat Me" on them.
Ranma-chan grinned, "Don't mind if I do!"
Well, she was about to eat it, it was mere inches from her mouth, "No," she whispered quietly, "This doesn't feel right. These cookies must be poison or something." Ranma-chan shook her head, and the desire to eat the cookies vanished. Ranma-chan got mad, "DAMNIT! I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE START PLAYING WITH ME HEAD!" she yelled insanely to no one in particular.
She looked out the window to see Ryouga bump into that strange bird person and then run away, "Damnit! I gotta catch him!"
Ranma-chan jumped out of the window, and quickly ran through a flower patch into the woods. She never noticed herself run past Tarou sitting on a mushroom smoking a hooka. "DAMNIT RANMA!! THIS WAS MY ONLY SCENE IN THE FUCKING SERIES!" yelled out Tarou, though Ranma-chan never heard.
Ranma-chan walked and walked through the forest, with no sign of Ryouga. Of course, if she was in a right state of mind, she would have known it was useless trying to follow Ryouga anywhere, but we won't tell her, dear readers, will we?
Eventually, she came up to a cross roads leading in all sorts of directions.
She didn't notice a panda materialize on the tree above her, until it hit her on the top of the head with a sign.
Ranma-chan turned to see her father. "Dammit, old man! What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Genma-panda, sitting lazily on the tree, waved to his son. Then took out a sign, "Just trying to catch your attention." It said.
Ranma-chan grrred, "You caught more then just my attention with that! Damnit old man, I'm gonna kill you!" As you can see, Ranma was still not thinking too clearly!
Genma, however, wanted to avoid. anything physical at all! So he took out a sign that said, "Wait!" then he turned the sign over saying "I'm suppose to give you directions!"
Unfinished----
I know. I never publish anything unless I am absolutely finished, but I decided to make an exception. Why, you might ask. well, as I was reading this, I realized that this was. ummmm. quite bad actually, so I'm gonna have to do a major re-write in this, so I figured that it's not gonna hurt, though this means I have to make a trip to the library.
Anyway, I'll try to have this re-edited quickly.