BERSERKERS ATTACK TRAVELERS
A local man reports seeing a party of berserkers randomly attack two fellow travelers this afternoon when he was traveling a few days * north of Atlas City. He describes the victims as a teenage girl with red hair and a slightly older blonde boy.
"They seemed to be holding their own and I don't carry weapons. The boy had a sword and the girl was using magic." The man said, "So I didn't get involved. The berserkers completely ignored me."
He alerted officials upon arriving in the nearest town, but when they set out to deal with the situation they found only a pile of berserkers' bodies.
"Those two must have been really something." The chief guard told us, " That was one d*** big pile of berserkers."
REZO MISSED
It's been at least a decade since the mysterious disappearance of one of the great men of the age, Rezo, the red priest.
For those who are too young to remember Rezo for anything but name, for decades he was ine of the premier practitioners of white magic. He lived as a traveling holy man, performing miracles from town to town.
Rezo's story was a triumphant one. He was blind since birth, so he learned white magic to try to cure himself. Unfortunately, Rezo never found the spell to end his disability, but despite it he traveled the world and cured the blindness of others.
Rezo preformed his last public miracle more than ten years ago.
No news has reached the public of his death, but it is widely held that he could indeed have died. Other theories include alien abduction, plastic surgery to disguise his identity, or that Rezo has been following around a man named Elvis. A more down to earth idea is that he has taken to living as a hermit as holy men sometimes do, deciding to live a life of contemplation and learning.
Whatever the explanation for his disappearance, Rezo is sorely missed.
*translated as most of a story arc
*** Oh come on I have journalistic integrity to uphold!
Tank you to Morothewolfgod and Oboe-wan for your corrections