Do It Yourself

Disclaimer: I own no rights to DragonBall Z or its characters. However, TRF (based on an author) is a mixture of my imagination so I do own the rights to her.

"Do you know what I find scariest? Not that I've just flown into the DragonBall Z dimension with Trunks, not that you came flying through my window sending shards of shattered glass across my room, not that I have to convince Bulma and Vegeta that they're perfect for each other, or at least get them to 'do it', the thing that scares me is the fact that you've been into my house and took a bag of my clothes." TRF said, once Trunks had set her down.

"What? It's not like I was perving!" Trunks said defensively.

"I wouldn't blame you if you were, Trunksy." TRF said, winking at him.

"Eugh, I'm glad I'm not staying here." Trunks muttered.

"Charming." TRF muttered.

"Shhh!" Trunks hissed as he heard whistling, grabbing TRF he threw them both into a bush.

"I knew you wanted me. It was sooooo obvious." TRF whispered from inside the bush.

"I have to go. That's Goku. Um.pretend you were attacked. Oh, and you cannot let anyone know you're not from this dimension and that you know whats going to happen in the future, got it?" Trunks asked.

"Got it. Me attacked, from this dimension and don't know about Big Bad Buu and stuff." TRF nodded.

"They already know about the androids, so just don't mention anything about that. Right, I'm going." Trunks said, flying off.

"Psssh, don't say 'bye' or anything." TRF muttered, rubbing some mud onto her face for dramatic purposes. "Here goes nothing."

"Doo, doo, doo." Goku sang to himself as he walked past the bush.

"Owwww." TRF's voice came.

"What's that?" Goku asked to himself, looking around.

"Ouch. Help me, someone help me, please." TRF groaned, crawling out of the bush.

"Are you OK?" Goku asked, noticing the girl.

"No, I have mud all over me because I'm part of a tribe." TRF said sarcastically.

"Oh, OK." Goku said, walking away.

"No, no! Wait! I was joking!" TRF called after him.

"Oh! Hahahaha, I don't get it." Goku scratched his neck.

"Nevermind, Go-od stranger, just help me please." TRF said, quickly covering up her mistake and praying Goku hadn't noticed her slip-up.

"Sure." Goku said, helping TRF to her feet. "What's your name?"

'Oh crap. I can't tell him! He'll ask what it stands for and then they'll be suspicious for sure!' TRF thought to herself. "Uh.I don't remember."

"Huh? How can you not.did you hit your head? That happened to me once! I forgot loads of important things! Don't worry, I'll take you to my friend. Her name's Bulma, she'll know what to do." Goku said, lifting TRF up and taking flight.

"Y-y-you can fly!" TRF said, pretending to be shocked.

"Oh yeah. It's pretty easy, I'll teach you sometime. Lots of my other friends can fly too. I fight aswell, I'm a Saiyan!" Goku explained.

"Oh cool." TRF said. "I mean; what's a Saiyan?"

"Oh, we're warriors with incredible strength and we can turn into monkey's." Goku said proudly. "We have tails, but mine got cut off."

"Wow, I've never heard of anything like that before." TRF said. 'Wooo, I make a great actress!' She thought to herself.

~*~ (Capsule Corp.)

"Hey Goku! Who's your friend?" Bulma asked, emerging from the dome building as Goku landed.

"I don't know." Goku answered.

"You don't know? Goku, I don't think Chi Chi will be too pleased about this." Bulma warned.

"It's nothing like that, Bulma!" Goku blushed. "She's hit her head and doesn't know her name!"

"She has amnesia? We better get her inside then!" Bulma said, ushering them both in.

"Onna! Onna, where is my breakfast?" A large voice pounded around Capsule Corp.

"In the oven!" Bulma screeched. "Sorry about that, it's just." Bulma began apologising to TRF for the noise.

"It's burnt!" Vegeta thundered, approaching Bulma, Goku and TRF. "Who is this?"

"We don't know Vegeta!" Goku said cheerily.

"I wasn't talking to you, baka."

"Whats it to you Vegeta? If you must know, she has amnesia so she doesn't know herself." Bulma informed him.

"What a baka. She's almost as bakana as Kakkorrot!" Vegeta scoffed, storming out of the room.

"Stupid Vegetable Head!" Bulma called after him. "Sorry about that, he's a jackass."

"Its alright." TRF said, an uneasy look crossing her features. 'I guess it's not going to be so easy to pair them two up.'

"Um, do you have anywhere to stay?" Goku asked.

"No. Well, I don't remember."

"You can stay here then." Bulma confirmed. "Here, I'll show you to your room."

"OK." TRF agreed. 'Yes, Trunks is going to be so proud that'll he'll wanna marry me for sure.' TRF grinned to herself. 'Now all I have to do is make sure he's actually born!'