Do It Yourself
Disclaimer: I own no rights to DragonBall Z or its characters. However, TRF (based on an author) is a mixture of my imagination so I do own the rights to her.
"Good morning, Vegeta." TRF said, walking into the kitchen.
"How do you know my name?" Vegeta demanded, scrutinizing TRF.
"Um.Bulma told me." TRF said.
"Why are you up so early?" The Prince demanded, rather than asked.
"Early? What time is it?" TRF asked, getting some cereal from the cupboard. Bulma had shown her around yesterday. 'Hmmm, he's talking a lot, for him anyway. He obviously doesn't trust me. Great, that's just great.' She thought to herself.
"Five am." Vegeta's curt reply came. "What are you doing?"
"Five in the morning?" TRF asked, picking up the box she had just dropped. "I guess I mustn't have gotten used to the time changes just yet."
"What?" Vegeta demanded.
"Heehee, did I just say time changes? It's slang for.um.when you can't sleep." TRF stumbled.
"Hmph." Vegeta muttered, leaving the kitchen.
"Stupid, stupid, stupid." TRF said, hitting her head on the wall.
"I thought I'd just tell you, I'm not as stupid as that fool Kakkarot. Nor am I as gullible as the onna." Vegeta called, closing the door behind him.
".Stupid, stupid, stupid." TRF muttered, continuing on her self- assault.
~*~
"So, Bulma, what do you think of Vegeta?" TRF asked, hoping to get some background information.
"Vegeta? Why?" Bulma asked, looking at TRF strangely.
"No reason. Just wondering." TRF shrugged, wondering which was the best approach to ask if they'd had sex yet.
"You know, I think we should really give you a name. What about Bobbelina?" Bulma offered.
"Bobbelina?" TRF asked.
"What's wrong with that?" Bulma demanded, a look in her eyes telling TRF not to disagree.
"Huh? Oh nothing, it's just.ow!" TRF said, doubling over in pain.
"Bobbelina, are you alright?" Bulma asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah, it's just.I've remembered my name!" TRF said gleefully.
"Oh." Bulma uttered disappointedly. "That was odd. What is it?"
"TRF!" TRF stated proudly.
"TRF?" Bulma asked in the same tone TRF had used earlier.
"Yes." TRF said curtly.
"Oh, that's a nice name I suppose. I still prefer Bobbelina." Bulma stated, setting the table for dinner.
"Bitch." TRF muttered under her breath.
"Who's a bitch?" Vegeta asked as he entered the kitchen, smirking, as he knew TRF didn't want Bulma to hear it.
"What?" Bulma demanded, looking at TRF.
"Oh, heehee, that'd be me. I always do that, talking to myself. You're such a pussy! No I'm not, you are! Oh shut up! Ha, don't have anything to say to that do you?"
"Um.OK." Bulma said, looking slightly scared.
"Oh, I thought you were calling onna a bitch for a moment there." Vegeta smirked, making things worse.
"Is this true, Bobbelina?" Bulma shrieked.
"Bobbelina?" Vegeta asked with a hint of amusement.
"Uh.yeah, that's my name." TRF muttered, giving in. 'Better stay in Bulma's good books.'
"I chose it for her." Bulma stated proudly, causing Vegeta to burst out laughing. "What's so damn funny?"
"You are." Vegeta said simply.
"What? You.you.stupid monkey!" Bulma yelled, causing her face to flush.
"Uh.guys, I'm sure we can."
"Better than being a stupid, worthless, weakling of a human!" Vegeta shot back.
"Ugh! You are such a bakayaro!" Bulma shrieked.
"Ikeike." Vegeta replied, his face remaining impassive.
"Hello? No need to shout." TRF said, trying to keep the peace.
"Who the hell's shouting, Bobbelina?" Bulma shouted.
"Silly me, I thought you were." TRF said, leaving the kitchen. "Damn, this is going to be hard, pairing those two misfits up."
"Which two misfits?" Goku asked as TRF bumped into him.
Disclaimer: I own no rights to DragonBall Z or its characters. However, TRF (based on an author) is a mixture of my imagination so I do own the rights to her.
"Good morning, Vegeta." TRF said, walking into the kitchen.
"How do you know my name?" Vegeta demanded, scrutinizing TRF.
"Um.Bulma told me." TRF said.
"Why are you up so early?" The Prince demanded, rather than asked.
"Early? What time is it?" TRF asked, getting some cereal from the cupboard. Bulma had shown her around yesterday. 'Hmmm, he's talking a lot, for him anyway. He obviously doesn't trust me. Great, that's just great.' She thought to herself.
"Five am." Vegeta's curt reply came. "What are you doing?"
"Five in the morning?" TRF asked, picking up the box she had just dropped. "I guess I mustn't have gotten used to the time changes just yet."
"What?" Vegeta demanded.
"Heehee, did I just say time changes? It's slang for.um.when you can't sleep." TRF stumbled.
"Hmph." Vegeta muttered, leaving the kitchen.
"Stupid, stupid, stupid." TRF said, hitting her head on the wall.
"I thought I'd just tell you, I'm not as stupid as that fool Kakkarot. Nor am I as gullible as the onna." Vegeta called, closing the door behind him.
".Stupid, stupid, stupid." TRF muttered, continuing on her self- assault.
~*~
"So, Bulma, what do you think of Vegeta?" TRF asked, hoping to get some background information.
"Vegeta? Why?" Bulma asked, looking at TRF strangely.
"No reason. Just wondering." TRF shrugged, wondering which was the best approach to ask if they'd had sex yet.
"You know, I think we should really give you a name. What about Bobbelina?" Bulma offered.
"Bobbelina?" TRF asked.
"What's wrong with that?" Bulma demanded, a look in her eyes telling TRF not to disagree.
"Huh? Oh nothing, it's just.ow!" TRF said, doubling over in pain.
"Bobbelina, are you alright?" Bulma asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah, it's just.I've remembered my name!" TRF said gleefully.
"Oh." Bulma uttered disappointedly. "That was odd. What is it?"
"TRF!" TRF stated proudly.
"TRF?" Bulma asked in the same tone TRF had used earlier.
"Yes." TRF said curtly.
"Oh, that's a nice name I suppose. I still prefer Bobbelina." Bulma stated, setting the table for dinner.
"Bitch." TRF muttered under her breath.
"Who's a bitch?" Vegeta asked as he entered the kitchen, smirking, as he knew TRF didn't want Bulma to hear it.
"What?" Bulma demanded, looking at TRF.
"Oh, heehee, that'd be me. I always do that, talking to myself. You're such a pussy! No I'm not, you are! Oh shut up! Ha, don't have anything to say to that do you?"
"Um.OK." Bulma said, looking slightly scared.
"Oh, I thought you were calling onna a bitch for a moment there." Vegeta smirked, making things worse.
"Is this true, Bobbelina?" Bulma shrieked.
"Bobbelina?" Vegeta asked with a hint of amusement.
"Uh.yeah, that's my name." TRF muttered, giving in. 'Better stay in Bulma's good books.'
"I chose it for her." Bulma stated proudly, causing Vegeta to burst out laughing. "What's so damn funny?"
"You are." Vegeta said simply.
"What? You.you.stupid monkey!" Bulma yelled, causing her face to flush.
"Uh.guys, I'm sure we can."
"Better than being a stupid, worthless, weakling of a human!" Vegeta shot back.
"Ugh! You are such a bakayaro!" Bulma shrieked.
"Ikeike." Vegeta replied, his face remaining impassive.
"Hello? No need to shout." TRF said, trying to keep the peace.
"Who the hell's shouting, Bobbelina?" Bulma shouted.
"Silly me, I thought you were." TRF said, leaving the kitchen. "Damn, this is going to be hard, pairing those two misfits up."
"Which two misfits?" Goku asked as TRF bumped into him.