Here I am again, ready to tortu...I mean, amuse you with another continuation of the story.
Don't forget...criticism is welcome! R&R!!!
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Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter characters. Em, Erin, Kasey, and Katelyn are real people. I have their permission to use them...yaddayaddayaddayaddayaddayadda!!!
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Part 3
Voldie: And we're back!
Ron and Fred: Don't remind us!
Voldie: Shpt up! You'll enjoy this one, Harry!!! sarcasm, sarcasm
Harry: What is it about this time?
Voldie: You'll see...
Love v. Love
A long time ago, in a far away land,
Harry: How original!
there was a beautiful
Harry: What, princess?
bee.
Harry: What!?!?!
Hermione: Well, at least we know you don't have the same mind as Voldine has!
Voldine (oops, Voldie!): I resemble that!
Ron: Don't you mean resent that?
Voldine (Voldie): Oh, yeah! I resent that! I am not a girl!
Erin: Then can we call you a shim?
Voldine (Voldie): NO!!!!!!!
Katelyn: Aww...you make things so boring! We can't even make fun of our little Voldine!
Voldine: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Everyone: (snicker)
Voldie: Back to the story!
And sometimes that bee turned into a human being. When she did, she had the most wondrously amusing eyes, changing from green to brown. Her hair was beautiful with light blonde highlights, shimmering in the light. Her skin is as smooth as silk; no, smoother...
Ron: Is this from your diary? Harry?
Harry: It's not from my diary! I don't even have a diary!
Hermione: He has a journal.
Harry: It's not from my journal!
...and her freckles,...her freckles!...They were beautiful!...
Harry: Now, would I write that?
Ron: No way!
Harry: Exactly.
Katelyn: Then who did?
Kasey: I think I know...Voldine...you have some explaining to do now...
Voldemort: (screen had no words on it, but Voldine was speaking).
...and her hair was like strands of silk...what? I just...excuse us, we will now have an extremely lengthy intermission...
Erin: I suggest that you confess...most of us already know...
Voldine: Oh, okay! So I'm obsessed!
Katelyn: (realizing) You're more than obsessed, Voldine!
Voldine (oops, Vold!): I am not! And don't call me Voldine!!!
Em: What are you guys talking about?
Harry: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldie: Okay! I am! Satisfied?
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Em: What is going on?
Erin: You don't wanna know!
Em: Yes, I do!
Erin: No, you don't!
Em: Yes, I do!
Katelyn, Erin, and Kasey: NO, YOU DON'T!!! (realization just strikes Em)
Em: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldine: Yes, my love! I have been madly in love with you for a very long time. Yes, infatuated. True, you are not like me. You are on the other side. You are a member of the enemy. But I cannot resist it!
Em: How do you know about my umm...
Voldine: Well...I really don't know how it feels, but I think it was a good guess...
Harry: Can we change the subject so I can beat him up?
Em: Be my guest.
Voldie: But...Em...I know you haven't the same feeling for me as I do for you...for I passionately love you...
Em: Well, I passionately hate you!
Voldie: Dearest Em, I understand now! You do not wish to profess you love to me publicly, so...(a good [evil's a better word] idea comes to his head) Aha! Brilliant!
(Suddenly, Emily and Harry were gone from the room).
(Lights dim).
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Okay, I'm not done yet...did I just end at a cliffhanger? Hee Hee Hee!!! Well, I hope I can update soon for you! Remember, R&R!!!