So, here we are with the next chapter. This is chapter 7, isn't it? I've never really gotten this far in something like this before...hmm...this is a good sign...right? Well, here we go again! Please R&R! you can R&R 1,000,000,000,000 times if you want to (even though that'd take a while). (Okay, I'm hyper again! Hee hee hee hee!) Enjoy!

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Disclaimer: Same as usual. I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. People used that aren't from the Harry Potter series are either of my creation or real people, whom I have their permission to put them in any of my stories (Isn't that coolness major!?).

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Part 7--Fic Numero Five

Voldie: This is my favorite:

Erin: (Turns back to human form and sits on Ron's lap.) Oh, yeah. sarcasm, sarcasm

The Shortest Elf Maiden

Erin: How rude! Everyone knows I hate being called short!

(title changes)

The Vertically-challenged Elf Maiden

(Everyone laughs)

Erin: (sarcastically) Ha Ha Ha! Get on with it already!

Once upon a time there was a short...oops...ahem, "vertically challenged" elf maiden. She was beautiful. Her eyes were a clear grey-blue. Her freckles dotted her rosy cheeks and cute nose.

(Erin holds nose protectively.)

She always wore her hair up in what she calls katt buns. The rest of her hair is so short it only goes up half of her neck.

Erin: What's wrong with my hair?!

Ron: Nothing! Shh...

Anyway, I love this short Elvin maid. She is %*#$ cute! one day, she was mad at Malfoy and challenged him to a duel. Only he didn't know it was with guns. So they met and took their paces. She had hid her gun under her robes... "ten!" They turned and she shot him before he could get his spell out. He was dead.

(Everyone except Sevvy stands up and applauds loudly

But that wasn't the end...

Five years later we got married. Me and my sweetie. We had fifteen...uhh...I mean six kids.

Erin: (to Voldie) (slap!) Gross major!

After that, those words she said to me stayed in my mind forever...

"You should have managed your finances better."

WAIT!!! That was my real estate agent. She said...

"If we have one more kid I'm going to beat you up!"

NO! THAT'S NOT IT EITHER!!!

"Uhh...are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because if you are I accept!" *kiss*

END

Voldie: Umm...that was interesting.

Erin: You mean you didn't write that one?

Voldie: No, but I wish I had...

Harry: Ron, do you have a journal?

Ron: (turning bright red) Yes.

Hermione: That was something you wrote in your journal!?!? (laughs hysterically)

Erin: (kisses Ron) Do you really want to marry me in five years?

Ron: (close to being as red as a ripe tomato) Next fic PLEASE!!!

Hermione: That's Ron for you. Even in his journal he can't write worth crap!

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Okay, that's the end of this one! It's not really that long, but hey, that's okay! Please remember to R&R!!!!!!!