Well, here I am with the VERY late chapter seven of MHPT3001!!!!! Yeah!!! I'm gonna actually update something!!! I finally found this under my bed!!! Took a long time, though!!! Hope you enjoy!!!

Ah, yes; and please note that now the story will be in italics.

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Disclaimer: Read the rest of them!!! I'm tired of coming up with new stupid ways to say that I don't own HP characters and the others are real!!! So there!!!

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Part 8--Scary Ficcies

Voldie: Hey!! Got another one!

Everyone except V: *groan*

Em: Do you have one about Katelyn over here?

Voldie: Yep!

Katelyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voldie: Aha!!! Here it is! Want me to read it?

Everyone except K: Yeah!

Voldie: Okay! Here goes!

"My Lovie Dovie"

by...

Katelyn: By who? I wanna know who wrote this!

Em: Why? So you can kiss him?

Katelyn: staring daggers No! So I can get my hands on him!

Erin: Oooh! Love already?

Katelyn: Shut up! Just get this over with!

I love my Lovie Dovie. I wish she were here right now. But she's dead.

Katelyn: I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!

Kasey: Calm down! Don't hyperventilate.

(Katelyn starts to hyperventilate)

I wish my Lovie Dovie were by my side right now. I miss her so much. She died for me...

Katelyn: It...(gasp)...had better...(gasp)...be someone...(gasp)...I like...(gasp)...

McG: Katelyn, just breathe. There we go! Take it easy. Where is Poppy when we need her!?

(Madam Pomfrey and Sirius Black appear)

McG: I just wanted Poppy, not Sirius! glares daggers at Sirius

Sirius: Where am I?

Harry: You don't want to know!

Kasey: You're in... dramatic music ...the Twilight Zone!

(Everyone except Katelyn, Erin, Em, and Hermione give Kasey strange looks.)

Em: It's a muggle thing. And Kasey, that was really corny.

Erin: Yeah, really corny and stupid!

Poppy: Now, now, Katie, just settle down and drink this. (Glass with thick liquid appears. Katelyn drinks it, then spits it out on Sevvy who is standing nearby.)

Katelyn: That was almost as nasty as the time when Em, Kasey, Erin and I went...

Em: No!

Sevvy: What? suspicion

Katelyn: Umm...went into the Forbidden Forest and saw something really gross!

(Madam Pomfrey shoves more of the drink into Katelyn's mouth. This time, she drinks a little bit of it--the rest of it "accidentally" finds itself on Snape.)

Sevvy: Katelyn! That's 100 points from Gryff...

McG: No, you can't do that, Severus! We're not in school!

Voldie: Can we PLEASE keep going with the story? sighs

Everyone except K: Sure!

Katelyn: Noooo!!!!!!!!

Let me tell you how it happened...

Hermione: Hey! It's suddenly in italics!

Harry: Yeah; kind of looks weird...

Ron: I don't care about the italics! Who was Katelyn protecting?

Katelyn: NOBODY!

Erin: Somebody's not happy!

Em: Geez, Katelyn! Don't spazz out on us here!

It was midnight. We were outside, strolling around the lake. We had borrowed Harry's invisibility cloak to come down.

Kasey: Well, at least we know it wasn't Harry!

Em: It better not have been!

Erin: Don't you go spastic, too!

Suddenly, we found ourselves in the Forbidden Forest.

Hermione: How did they find themselves in the Forbidden Forest? They were walking around the lake and suddenly they're in the Forbidden Forest! This just doesn't make sense!

Harry: None of them make sense!

Ron: Duh, 'Mione!

Hermione: But, but...

Voldemort suddenly appeared. He approached us. "Finally! You have come! It is time for both of you to die!"

Kasey: How lame!

Voldie: Yeah! I wouldn't say something as stupid as that! I'd say, "It's time to meet your doom!"

Erin: I think that was even more lame than what was written in the story!

(Katelyn is silent because of shock at horrible writing, then...)

Katelyn: VOLDEMORT!!!!

Ron: flinching Don't say that!

Kasey: That.

Katelyn: STOP THIS FIC AT ONCE!!!!!

Voldie: Nope! Let's keep going!

Katelyn said, "No!" Before Voldemort could get his wand out, Katelyn had hit him with...

Hermione: Why'd you stop?

Ron: Yeah! It was getting good!

Voldie: Umm...we'll just stop this fic right now!

Harry: Why?

Voldie: Umm...I think Katelyn wants it to stop.

Sevvy: And when did you become deferential towards your enemies?

Fred: Defe-what?

George: I'm lost!

Kasey: You always are! What else is new?

Katelyn: What are you talking about, Voldie? I thought you liked to humiliate us!

Voldie: Well...I've changed now, and don't call me Voldie!

Kasey: I'll keep calling you Voldie until you finish the fic!

the...

Harry: Hey!!! That was wayyyy too short!!! The rest, if you please?

love curse. He fell desperately in love with Katelyn. She gave up her love, her life, for me!!!

Night Diary.

Lee...

Katelyn: STOP AT ONCE!!!!

Jordan.

Kasey: BRAVO! ENCORE!

Voldie: If that's what you want...Then I'll do one on you.

Kasey: Really?

Sevvy: She doesn't care. She's never embarrassed.

"KASEY'S BIRFDAY"

Kasey: Yea!!

bY: gEoRgE

Kasey: Uh-oh!

ToDaY iS kAsEy'S bIrThDaY.

Ron: We stated this already.

Erin: It's George who wrote it.

Ron: Explains a lot.

I lOvE hEr So MuCh. ShE iS mY gIrL.

Harry: That's nice George. As long as it doesn't get mushy.

George: Oops...

I wAnT ToO kI...

Kasey: This story is officially over.

George: I'll make to come true.

Voldie: FINISH THE FIC!!!!!

Erin: hy-way? ou-yay re-ay tupid-say oldemort-vay! f-iay he-say ants-way e-thay ic-fay o-tay e-bay ver-oay,

Everyone else: Huh?

Erin: Forget it.

Kasey: Why don't we just go to another fic?

Katelyn: I hate to say this, but I must agree. I really don't want to know anything about her love life with George.

Voldie: Why don't we read about your love life then?

Katelyn: NOOOOOOO!!!! I didn't mean that!

Em: Can we at least wait until the next chapter to start it? This one's getting too long.

Voldie: Okay! Tune in next time for...umm...our next episode? Or is it chapter? Or act...whatever?

Everyone else: SHUT UP!!!!!!

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Well, that's the end of this installment of MHPT3001!!! If you want more, you gotta push the little button below and leave a review!!! But I won't be able to get another chapter up for two weeks at least because I'm banned from the computer for two weeks. Blah!!! But I'll get it up after that!!! And if I ever get these other ones I'm writing done...you may be waiting for a bit longer than you'd like...