Title: Paris, Here We come! Summary: Harry Hermione, Ron, Lavender, Draco, and Ginny are all going to Paris during their 7th year summer (in Ginny's case 6th year). What they find there is romance, funny French people, and snails and frogs for dinner (don't ask!). And also, will Hermione and Harry will able to tell each other that they love each other? Will Lavender reject Ron (and go out with another French boy)? And will Ron be able to like Draco as a friend and accept him and Ginny? If not, what will happen??? Genre: Romance/Humor, and might have some horror in it.but depends on how I make it. Pairings: H/H, R/L, and D/G Rating: PG-13 at first, but later will be R. Disclaimer: All the characters in this Harry Potter Fanfic do not belong to me. They all belong to J.K Rowling, the lovely writer, and the person who won't tell us when the 5th book is coming out. The only thing that belongs to me is the plot. (And I don't own anything in this story) A/N- And if you have a problem with Harry ooc, then I advise you, DON'T READ THIS CHAPTER!!!



On with the story!

Chapter 2: Tampons, Fight in a car, a Laughing Harry, and Accidents in the Plane

The next morning, everybody woke up, took showers, and ate breakfast. After breakfast, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley asked everybody if they had their things with them. Everybody replied yes at first, until Lavender yelled that she forgot her shampoo. When she got her shampoo back, Hermione gasped and said that she forgot her book in Ginny's room. So she ran and got it. Ginny remembered that she forgot her make-up and also ran up. By the time they both came down, everybody was a little frustrated. Mr. Weasley asked again if everybody had everything. Everybody replied yes. So (in order) Mr. Weasley, Lavender, Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ginny, Mrs. Weasley, and Ron were leaving the house. But Ron left the line because he had to go to the bathroom.

Mrs. Weasley was crying and holding Ginny very hard, because her "little girl" was growing up. When she was finishing hugging Ginny and all, she was looking for Ron, but then realized that he must be hiding because he didn't want to be embarrassed that his mom was hugging and kissing him. So she didn't worry because she was going to send an owl to him. So she decided to hug Ginny again. "Mom! You can stop now! Remember, you're coming to the airport with us?" said Ginny.

"Oh yes sweetie! I forgot! I'm so sorry dear!"

"That's okay mom."

Once everybody was filed in the car and satisfied with their seats, Mr. Weasley left the driveway (he got a new car). When they were about to get on the highway, Lavender asked, "Where is Ron?"

Once Ron was out of the house, he didn't see a car in the driveway. "Where is everybody?"

"I thought he was with you," said Mr. Weasley.

"No he wasn't. When we were coming out of the house, Ron was last in line, and I didn't see him since then." Replied Mrs. Weasley.

"Then we might as well turn back and pick him up."

So, once the Weasley's came back to the Burrow, they saw a very blushing Ron, who was looking very sorry. Ron got in the car and everybody was glaring at him, except for Lavender of course. Hermione poked him in the ribs and asked, "Ron you prick! You are going to make us late for the airport!"

"Sorry Hermione," said Ron.

"Ron why were you late coming out?" asked Ginny.

"I had to go the bathroom," replied Ron.

"Ewww! You didn't have to tell us that!" yelled out Draco with a nasty face on.

"Well I'm sorry Malfoy! But Ginny asked me. What was I suppose to say, 'I needed to go to change my tampon?'"

"RON!" yelled out Ginny, Lavender, Hermione, and Mrs. Weasley at the same time.

Harry was trying hard not to laugh, but couldn't help it, but started laughing really hard. "Harry what's so funny?" Hermione asked.

"That Ron was going to say that he need tampons!" and he laughed more harder than before. Hermione slapped him on the head, but Harry couldn't stop laughing. Hermione started yelling and hitting Harry. While they were doing that, Ron was yelling and was about to kill Draco (if looks could kill), and Lavender was trying to separate them. While that was happening, Ginny and Mrs. Weasley started arguing with each other, because of embarrassing Ginny. Here are the little comments they were saying (or yelling) at each other:

"Harry, shut up! It's not funny! What if you had PMS every month! You wouldn't be laughing like this right now!"

"I'm sorry Hermione, but picturing Ron with tampons is hilarious!"

"Hilarious? I call that sick and disgusting! Harry shut up!" Smack!

"I'm going to get you Malfoy!"

"Shut up Weasel! At least I'm not the one who had to go to the bathroom and put my 'tampons' on!"

"I DON'T OWN A PAIR OF TAMPONS, SO SHUT UP!"

"Ron! Draco! Will you both stop fighting! You are acting like pre-schoolers!"

"SHUT UP LAVENDER!"

"RON! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME!"

"Oh. So now Weasley is telling his girlfriend to shut up! What next? Weasel's telling her that he's gay?"

"SHUT UP MALFOY! Lavender I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I love you too much! Please don't be mad at me!"

"I'm never talking to you again!"

"Ha ha! Poor Weasel!"

"Shut up Malfoy!" Pow!

"Mom! You embarrassed me so much back there! Draco was smirking at me! And he's my boyfriend!"

"I'm sorry sweetie!"

"Mom! I'm almost turning 16! Can you please not hug me so hard and act like you're not going to see me ever again! I'm not a little girl anymore!"

"Ginny! I know you are not! But I'm afraid that you will do something bad!"

"Like what!"

"Like having sex with Draco!"

"MOM HOW COULD YOU THINK LIKE THAT!"

"Did you ever make love with each other?"

Ginny didn't say anything.

"Answer my question! Did you ever make love with Draco?"

"YES! I DID MAKE LOVE WITH DRACO! IS THAT A PROBLEM?"

All of a sudden, Hermione stopped slapping and yelling at Harry. Harry stopped laughing. Draco and Ron stopped grabbing each other (to hurt one another), and Lavender stopped yelling at them, and the car stopped moving.

"YOU WHAT?" everyone shouted except for Draco.

"I MADE LOVE WITH DRACO. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HE WAS PRETTY GOOD ALSO!"

"GINNY!" yelled out Mr. and Mrs. Weasley.

Ron was now glaring at Draco, and Draco was happy, but scared at the same time, if everybody turned against him. "YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU!" yelled out Ron.

"Well Weasel, she is my girlfriend, and I love her. Okay? Is that too hard to get that through your thick head?"

"Draco," said Mr. Weasley.

"Yes sir?"

"You do know that I except you right?" Draco just nodded his head. "Well I didn't expect Ginny to lose her virginity at this age. I thought she would wait until, well you know. Until she got her married. And you know what? I'm not mad at her because she lost her virginity to you anymore. Because you know why?" Draco shook his head no. Ginny was afraid that he was going to disown her. "I know you are a great guy Draco. I know that you won't hurt my daughter in any way. I know you love her, and I know that she changed your life in a good way, and I'm proud of her. And I know that she loves you too. Very much. So.when am I going to become a grandfather?"

"Dad!" said Ginny, who was very happy know because her dad wasn't angry at her, like she thought he would be.

"I'm just kidding Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley.

And the rest of the way to the airport trip, was silent.



"Okay. So here we are. We can't come through, so Molly and I hope you have a great trip to France." Said Mr. Weasley.

"Ginny? Can I have one more hug?" asked Mrs. Weasley.

Ginny smiled and said, "Of course mom!" and she hugged her mom. Mrs. Weasley started crying again, after she let go of Ginny.

"There, there, Molly. I think we should go before your mother doesn't let Ginny go to Paris. Have fun! And we will pick you up a week before school starts! Bye kids!"

"Bye Mr. Weasley!" and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley both started walking out of the place, and soon they were gone.

"Okay," said Hermione. "This is where we have to go," she said pointing her finger through a place where people were sitting, talking, reading, or either sleeping.

"Plane 162 will be boarding now. Plane 162 will be boarding now. Have you passports ready. Thank you." Said a voice over the icon.

"We'll might as well go," said Hermione. So they left and waited in the line until their turn came. When they reached in the plane area, Ron, Ginny, Draco, Lavender, and Harry were excited, since they were never on a plane before. But the problem was that they were way too excited, that people started staring at them. "You guys!" Hermione hissed. "People are staring! Act normal!" and they tried. Harry and Hermione sat together. Ron and Lavender sat ahead of them, a seat, and Ginny and Draco sat behind them.

"Whoa! I wonder what this button does!" said Draco.

"Don't press that button!" yelled out Hermione. But it was too late.

All of a sudden, his seat went backwards, and he saw an old lady, with a cane. "How dare you sunny!" and the old lady started whacking him with her cane. Now everybody was watching what was happening. Ginny was trying to help Draco, but couldn't because she didn't knew what button to press. Hermione couldn't get out of her seat because she was afraid. Harry was concerned, but trying hard not to laugh. Lavender and Ron turned around when they heard the racket, and Lavender had this horror face on, and Ron was laughing. Lavender was hitting Ron now, and Ron was now in danger. Finally a stewardess came and saved Draco's life. Ginny was so happy, that she hugged and kissed Draco and asked him over and over again if he was okay. He said he was fine, but it didn't look like he was, because he had bruises all over his arms and his face was bleeding a little. The stewardess said that she would bring somebody and they would get him bandaged him and all. When Hermione turned around again, she noticed that people were staring at Lavender and Ron since Lavender was smacking Ron. Hermione had to break up the two.

Finally when all the things were covered up, she saw the people now staring at her. "There's nothing here to see! So go back to whatever you were doing!" yelled out Hermione. Everybody stopped looking and went back to their usual routine.

A voice came on the icon to tell them that they had to fasten their seatbelts because they were leaving now. Everybody was following that rule, and once the plane was up and safely in the air, a nurse came and told Draco that she would fix up his wounds. So she did, and then she left. An half and hour later, Harry, Ginny, and Draco were sleeping. Hermione was watching TV on a seat that was right in front of her, and so was Lavender. Ron decided to watch TV himself also because he had nothing else to do. Since Ron wasn't familiar with muggle things, he didn't know how to control the voice system. I don't think I should ask Lavender because she's already mad at me, and Hermione would be already angry at me for no reason. I might as well try by myself. But Ron didn't have very good luck since he pushed the volume button all the way high. And he himself wasn't happy with the result because he started yelling. Like a girl. That made everybody in their section disturbed them. Everybody woke up also. Now, if Hermione had the most embarrassing moment in her life, this would be it, because now everybody was staring at them, like they were a bunch of freaks. Hermione wanted to yell so badly at Ron, and Ron was really embarrassed by the looks of his face. Again, Harry thought this was funny, so he started laughing again. Now Hermione was staring at him like he was some kind of freak. "Harry, quit laughing!"

"I can't help it! It's so funny!"

"Ugh! You're so pathetic! Ron press that button to make the volume go down. Lavender, quit hitting Ron. And Harry?

"Yes 'Moine?"

"Never giggle again. That's really scary."

"Um yes 'Moine, sorry."

"That's okay Harry. Now let me go to sleep. Will you wake me up when we get to Paris?"

"Sure," said Harry. So Hermione ended up falling asleep. On Harry's shoulder. Harry was looking down at her, like an angel. She looks so beautiful when she's sleeping. She looks like an angel. And with Harry's final thought, he too fell asleep on Hermione's head.



Harry was on a beach walking with Hermione, along the seashore. Hermione was wearing a bikini, that was red and Harry was bathing suit bottoms and they were both walking hand in hand down the shore. All of a sudden, they stopped and sat down and started staring at the sunset. Then they looked at each other. Harry started kissing Hermione on the lips and Hermione retaliated. All of a sudden, Harry laid Hermione down on the sand and he got on top of her, kissing her passionately. "Make love to me Harry!" said Hermione. And he did. He kissed her and went down to her neck and started kissing her down there. Then he saw the top of the bikini interfering with him, so he took that off, and he could see her breast. He started licking the breast, and heard Hermione moaned out his name. Then he started sucking her nipples. She was moaning louder that ever before. He went down to her stomach, to her belly button, and was now taking off her bathing suit bottom. Now she was moaning louder before.

"Mommy, mommy! Look over there! What are they doing?" yelled out a voice.

Harry looked up and saw a little boy with his parents. "Nothing honey. Some very sick people. Let's leave before they do anything else!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" yelled out somebody in horror. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Harry awoke with a start. He heard screaming, and he looked behind him, and found out that Ginny was screaming and that her hands were over her ears. Draco was trying to calm her down, but couldn't. Harry didn't laugh this time, and Hermione was telling Ginny that everything would be alright. Finally, Ginny calmed down, and buried her head in Draco's chest and he started stroking her hair. Hermione turned back around and noticed that Ron was glaring at Draco. "Ron! Turn around! You can glare at him later!" said Hermione harshly. Harry was thinking about his dream. He decided to forget about it because he was in Paris, and he knew that his first day in Paris he didn't want to have anybody worrying about him. Once they were out of the plane and out of the airport, they were looking around everywhere. It was so big and beautiful!

"Well mom said this was the motel we are supposed to go to. I think we should call a taxi to take us." Ginny said. "Um Hermione? Can you call a taxi for us, I never done it before?"

"Sure," said Hermione smiling. "TAXI!" yelled out Hermione. All of a sudden, ten taxis came to them. "Um, I think two taxis are enough." Eight of the taxis left then. "Okay. That was weird." Everybody else agreed silently.

So, Hermione, Harry, and Ron went in one taxi (Lavender was still mad at Ron). And Lavender, Draco, and Ginny were in the other taxi. Hermione was sitting in the middle of her taxi. Harry was sitting on her right, and Ron was sitting on her left. Hermione told the driver where they were supposed to go, and after that the whole car ride was silent.

A/N: I know that some of the characters were little of OOC. Especially Harry, then Hermione. But don't worry. And if I keep on continuing like that, it wouldn't matter because this is my story Anyway, please review.

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