Title: Paris, Here We come! Summary: Harry Hermione, Ron, Lavender, Draco, and Ginny are all going to Paris during their 7th year summer (in Ginny's case 6th year). What they find there is romance, funny French people, and snails and frogs for dinner (don't ask!). And also, will Hermione and Harry will able to tell each other that they love each other? Will Lavender reject Ron (and go out with another French boy)? And will Ron be able to like Draco as a friend and accept him and Ginny? If not, what will happen??? Genre: Romance/ Humor, and might have some horror in it.but depends on how I make it. Pairings: H/H, R/L, and D/G Rating: PG-13 at first, but later will be R. Disclaimer: All the characters in this Harry Potter Fanfic do not belong to me. They all belong to J.K Rowling, the lovely writer, and the person who won't tell us when the 5th book is coming out. The only thing that belongs to me is the plot. (And I don't own anything in this story) A/N- Ok, thank you for all of your reviews!!!



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Chapter 3: A Sad Ron, Musings, a Very Embarrassed Hermione, and A very interesting Dinner

Once they reached their destination, they found out that it wasn't a hotel that they were supposed to stay in. It was a big luxurious house. It had three stories, with a balcony in the front. Harry guessed that there was a balcony in the back also. Once they were out of the car and the cab drivers were gone, they were still outside, walking to the house, staring at everything. Harry was so occupied by seeing the house, which he didn't know that there was a fountain, so he walked towards it, without realizing it and fell in. Everybody turned around and started laughing at him. Hermione came forward and helped him out of the fountain. "Thanks 'Moine," said Harry.

Your welcome Harry," replied Hermione. They all got in the house and it was even bigger inside. They saw a table in the middle of the hallway and a bunch of red roses in a vase. On both sides there were stairs leading upstairs. On the right, there was a dining room (it looked like you could have a party in there). And on the left, there was a big living room. All of them were so awed. Ron and Ginny were also happy by the looks of their faces.

"How can I help you?" said a vice.

They all turned around and saw a butler guy in the front door. He looked very serious and had brown hair. "Um well, my friends and are spending the summer in Paris, and we were suppose to go here because this is the Royal Palace, isn't it?" asked Ron, who looked very nervous.

The butler smiled and said, "Yes this is the Royal Palace. What is your name young boy?"

"Um, my name is Ronald Weasley, but everybody calls me Ron."

"My name is Hermione Granger. I'm Ron's best friend."

"Mines Harry Potter. I'm also Ron's best friend."

"My name is Ginny Weasley. I'm Ron's younger sister."

"My name is Draco Malfoy, and I'm her boyfriend," Said Draco pointing to Ginny. "And his enemy," said Draco pointing to Ron.

"My name is Lavender Brown. And if you have a son, could I go out with him?"

"Lavender! I thought we were an item!" said Ron, who was very angry and sad at the same time.

"Well Ron, you did tell me to shut-up and you did embarrass us in the plane. Oh, and yeah. You scream like a girl. I want a man."

That got Ron so upset. Draco wasn't smirking anymore, and looked pretty bad, Ginny was glaring at Ron because for telling Lavender to shut- up. Hermione was also angry for the same reason. Harry was angry at Lavender and Ron at the same time. But he was mostly mad at Lavender, for embarrassing and breaking up with him in front of everybody. Poor Ron. "Well um, do you want the tour of the house, or do you want to get settled in your rooms?" Asked the butler, who didn't want to be in their problems at this moment.

"We want to find our rooms, since Harry here is dripping wet," said Draco. So the Butler led them up the stairs. They each got their own rooms. Lavender Hermione, and Ginny were on the right side of the stairs, and Ron, Harry, and Draco were on the left side. They all went in their rooms, and got ready for the tour of the house.

Ron was when in his room, pretty sad right now because Lavender broke up with him, and saying that Ron wasn't "man enough" for her. Ron was so sad. He really liked her. Rom wished that he could roll over and just die because Lavender was mad at him. Ron could also tell that Hermione and Ginny were also mad at him. But then he could tell that Malfoy was pretty mad at Lavender for saying that, and so was Harry. Ron thought that they might take Lavender's side. He just didn't know what to do. With his final thought, he decided to change his clothes to get ready for the tour of the house. Why don't you win Lavender's heart again? Then she will notice how much she likes you. That's Ron decided to do.

Poor kid. Thought Draco. He was in his room thinking of what just happened downstairs. He was supposed to be enemies with Ron, but he felt sorry for him, because Lavender broke up with him. He was mad at Lavender for breaking up Ron's heart. So this is my room, thought Draco, trying to push the negative thoughts away form his mind. And the bed is pretty big for me and Ginny. Draco! Get your mind out of the gutter! Why don't you do other things right now. Like getting ready? And that's what Draco did.

Ginny was in her room, mad at Ron, for doing all those things to Lavender. She thought that her brother was better than that. But she was wrong. Ginny glanced at her bed. She noticed it was big for her and Draco to get in. Get your mind out of the gutter! And plus, you wont be doing that tonight. You'll be doing that tomorrow night. Thought Ginny with a little smile on her face, and then she decided to change her clothes, and she did.

Lavender was in her room, happy that she broke up with Ron. He deserves it. Thought Lavender. The way he embarrassed us like that in the plane, and the way telling me to shut up. Now I heard a lot of times before that there were really cute French guys in Paris. I wonder if that's true. I'll have to go to a night club sometime this week. Right now just let me change my clothes, and be happy that I broke up with Ron and let me think of how those cute French guys will look like. But Lavender wasn't thinking about the French guys anymore. She thought of Ron, and didn't realize it herself.

How the nerve of him to do that to Lavender! Thought Hermione who was in her room. Her room was connected to Lavender, and her bathroom was connected to Ginny's. She just changed her clothes, and were putting all of her other clothes in the drawers. Poor Ron though. Wait a minute! Don't poor Ron! He did embarrass us and he didn't say sorry for embarrassing us! She decided that she didn't want to think about all of this, since she was getting angry. I might as well see Harry. But she was in for a big surprise.

Harry was in his room putting his clothes away. Poor Ron. I can't believe that Lavender would do that to him! And Ron really loves her! Wait a minute. Ron never said that he loved her. Maybe I should ask Ron if he just liked her, or did he love her. Harry started to take his clothes off until he was in his boxers. Damn! I don't know what to wear! Now I'm acting like a girl figuring out what to wear. Why don't just people give me a dress to wear, and I'll be better off. His thoughts were interrupted when he saw his door opened, and saw a very red-faced Hermione.

"Oh my god Harry! I didn't know that you were changing! I should have knocked. I'm sorry!" And then she closed the door. Harry was smiling now.

He walked over to the door, and opened it and saw Hermione there, red faced. "You can come in."

"Are you sure? I mean you were changing, and all. I didn't want to-" Harry just grabbed her wrist and pulled her in, and closed the door. Hermione was now very embarrassed. She was in Harry's room. With Harry. In his boxers.

"So Hermione. What do you think of my chest?" said Harry, with a big smile on his lips.

Hermione was very embarrassed now. She didn't know what to say. "I um. Well I ." she kept on stuttering.

Harry came up to her and whispered in her ear, "You know, you're welcome to stare at my chest anytime that you want."

"I think I should go now. Bye!" And with that she left. Harry was happy what he did.

By the time everybody was done with their things, they all went downstairs and for waited for each other. Finally Ron came down, and they started the tour of the house. "This is where the big events take place," he said. The room was connected to the living room. "This room over here is the big dining room where you will eat everyday." All of them were so amazed of the house. They started walking over to the back of the house, and ended up being in the kitchen. They saw chiefs cooking, and all. All of them were hungry. Ron tried to get one of the snacks, but his hand got smacked by the chief, and then the chief started talking in French. But to Harry, he seemed like he was cussing at Ron. But Ron didn't understand him, so he didn't worry that much, but thought that the chief was a physco. Then they went outside, and saw a big backyard. It was so beautiful! There, was a pool. "Whoa!" gasped Ginny.

"Nice!" said Draco. Everybody started walking around the pool and was examining it. It had a diving board and a slide. Everybody was in awe. Draco was looking around, the back of the house, and all of a sudden, kept on walking backwards, and then he fell in a pool! It was so hilarious! He was yelling and laughing at the same time. By the time he came out, Ginny came over to him, and hugged him, and asked, "Are you okay? First the old lady, now this? What next? Falling off the Eiffel Tower?" Draco laughed as so did Ginny. Draco went back to his room to change his clothes, and then went downstairs with the others who were either talking or playing.

"Dinner is ready," said the butler who came in the living room. So the kids followed him to the dining room. Harry, Hermione, and Ron sat on one side, while Draco, Ginny, and Lavender sat on the other side. Ron was really hungry, and when the food came, he was the first person to leap out of his chair and grabbed the food, and stuffed it in his face. Everybody was looking at him like he was disgusting.

"What? I'm really hungry! Hey! This taste really good! What is this called?"

"Um Ron, you're eating um, snails." Said Hermione.

"I don't believe you! Harry what am I eating?"

"Um, Ron? I think 'Moine is right. You are eating snails." Ron's smile went to a frown, and he looked sick that he threw the food in his mouth all over Lavender's face, who was sitting across from him!

Lavender shrieked so loudly, that Harry and Draco was laughing and covering up their ears at the same time. Ginny looked so horrified, because she got some of the food on her also. Hermione was so worried about Lavender and Ginny were both dirty because of Ron's spitting incident. Ron was so scared, that he kept on sputtering, "I'm s-ss-s-s-so-sorry, Lavender and Ginny!" Lavender and Ginny were so furious with Ron.

Lavender got up, went over to Ron, and slapped him on the face, and then shouted, "I hate you! I hope you die and go to hell!" And then she left the room crying. Ginny was so furious also, but didn't slap or say anything to Ron. She just left the room.

"' Moine?" said Ron meekly.

"Oh, don't 'Moine me Ron! That was really disgusting what you did to Lavender and Ginny! And then she stood up, and shouted at Ron, "And don't ever call me 'Moine again!" and then slapped Ron on the face and then left the room.

Harry and Draco kept on laughing. They looked at Ron and laughed even harder than before. Finally Harry spoke up, "We're sorry! But it's so funny! Come on and laugh what you did to Lavender! I mean it's not like you are dating anymore."

"I agree with Harry. Come on! Admit it! It was funny! The look on Lavender's face! Ha!" said Draco, laughing.

All of a sudden Ron started smiling and then started laughing with the both of them. "Maybe you guys are right. It is funny seeing the look of Lavender's face like that! And she isn't my girlfriend anymore, so who cares! So what do you guys want to eat?" All of them decided to eat turkey for dinner, and they did. After they ate, they laughed some more for what happened to Lavender, and Ron was happy. But at the bottom of his heart, he missed Lavender very much.

"Thanks you guys for helping me getting this shit out of my face," said Lavender.

"Yeah thanks Hermione. Without you, Lavender and I would have never gotten it out of our faces!"

"You guys are welcome! But now I think I'm a little hungry. We have to eat something."

"I agree with Hermione, but there is no way am I eating snails for dinner after what happened to my brother."

"I agree with Ginny," said Lavender.

"Okay. Maybe we can order something at McDonalds. They always have something good to eat." Said Hermione.

"What's a McDonalds?" said Lavender with a weird look on her face.

"Oh! I forgot! It's a fast food restaurant."

"Oh, so what do they give you?" said Ginny.

"Well it depends on what you order. You can order, a cheeseburger, ice cream, chicken nuggets, or a big Mac."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!" said Ginny and Hermione and Lavender followed her out of the door. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Mmmm. That was good food, Hermione! We should come here more often!" said Ginny.

"Yeah. It made me forget about my worries and musings of Ron." Said Lavender. Hermione and Ginny both stopped walking. "What? Uh oh. I mean I. I uh want to smash Ron in the head! Yeah! That's what I meant!"

"No you didn't Lavender. You said that you were glad that we went out to eat, because you forgot to think about Ron. Didn't she say that Ginny?"

"Yeah she did."

Damn! Why can't Hermione not be smart for once and a while!? "Okay, okay. I'll admit it. I still think of Ron. I mean he's so funny and fun to hang out with. And he's a good kisser and he is cute. Oh I miss him, and I love him, and all of the stuff about him."

"Wait a minute! You love Ron? How come I never heard of this!" said Ginny very excitedly.

"Yeah. I mean we all thought that you guys just 'liked' each other."

"Well we do like each other. But he never told me that he loved me and I never told him that I loved him because, well because. I don't know why, but I wish I knew. I don't even think he loves me. I think he was using me."

"Hey! Don't say that! Ron's a good guy, except for a couple of times, but still. He doesn't mean those things!"

"Yeah. He doesn't mean those things babe!" said a voice.

Lavender turned around and saw nothing, and then looked at Hermione and Ginny, and they were both scared and Lavender had this confuse look on her face. "Who is this?"

"It's your dream boy!" and then he got out of the shadows and he looked like this eighteen year old guy. Behind him were two other boys his age, and they looked really dangerous. "Well I can tell that you have two friends with you. Maybe, my two friends here can fuck your friends while I fuck you. How does that sound?"

"That sounds good." Said one of the guys. The other guy nodded.

"Maybe, we could all go home and go to sleep?" said Ginny, very scared.

"Maybe we can stay here and see how good you must be! What do you think?"

"Uh? RUN!" yell at out Hermione. And Lavender and Ginny didn't need to be told twice. They were running very fast. "I think we have to split up because it would be easier for them if we ran all together. We'll meet each other at the house. Okay?"

The other two just nodded and they ran separated. Hermione ran straight, Ginny ran to the right, and Lavender ran to the left. Ginny and Hermione had some luck, but Lavender didn't because the guy was too fast for her, and he grabbed her and slammed her against the wall and whispered in a husky voice, "Well I caught you, and now here is my prize. I hope you are good!" Lavender was whimpering so hard that she was shaking a lot. The guy slapped her in the face, and yelled, "Quit moving bitch! Or else I am going to fuck you very hard! No screw that! I am going to fuck you hard! I hope you like it! And you better yell my name out, or else!"

"Not so fast!" yelled out a voice.

The guy turned around, and Lavender had this perfect view of the guy. He was tall (as Ron) and really handsome. Lavender gasped in awe. "Shut up bitch!"

"Get your hands off of her! And she's not a bitch, and she's a very beautiful girl!" Lavender was so surprised! That complete stranger, who by no doubt was hot, called her beautiful! And even Ron never called her that!

The guy let go of her and faced the stranger, "Fine then. Bring it on!" and they did. The guy and the stranger were facing each other, and turning around in circles. They both had their fists curled up to fight with each other. Then the stranger punched him in the eye and then the stomach, very quickly. Within ten seconds, the guy was on the ground groaning, muttering that they will pay for this.

They stranger came over to Lavender and asked, "Are you okay?"

Lavender looked up at him shyly, and smiled and said, "Yeah I am okay. Thanks for saving my ass back there."

"That's what I do, if I like a girl."

"You, you what?

"I like you."

"That's very sweet of you! Do you want to walk me home?" The boy agreed and the way home, they talked about things and stuff like that. When she got home, she found Ginny and Hermione, and she told them what happened and was about to tell him his name but then remembered that she didn't know his name. She asked and he replied that his name was Jason. Ginny and Hermione and said hi and then left, and then Jason asked if they could have lunch together. She said yes, and they would meet at the café, on 13th street. They said good night, and Jason kissed her on the cheek, and Lavender blushed. To her it was very special because nobody was watching. But she was wrong. Ron was upstairs, in his room, and he saw the whole thing.

A/N: Dun, Dun Dun! What's going to happen next??? Yeah I know that Draco was OOC, but sorry! And I know this fic is under Harry and Hermione Romance, but don't worry!!! They'll be more of them, in the next chapter or so!!! And don't you think that Jason guy is going to fast??? I think he is, by the way he's acting!!! And will they meet the guy ever again? And if they do, where at??? Well again, I hoped you liked this chapter!!! Remember, 5- 10 reviews for the next chapter!!! If I don't get that many, I will stop the story. Remember, R/R!!!