Like much of this fic will end up being, this chapter will probably make absolutely no sense. This is just a humorous, senseless little fic that popped into my mind. Writing this gets all the craziness out of my head and allows me to write my more serious fics.

Now, on with the chapter.


Gohan's Dream

Gohan looked out into pitch-blackness. No matter where he looked it was dark.

"Hello?" He hollered out, hearing his voice echo back at him "is anyone there?"

A small light appeared off to one side. As he watched, the light seemed to be getting closer and closer, bigger and bigger, until it was almost blindingly bright. He closed his eyes against the bright glare and when he opened them again, he found himself in a classroom, seated directly in front of his teacher, Mr. Schwab. He was the only one in a large room filled with nothing, other than his teacher.

"Gohan, you have one hour to complete this test. It will determine the rest of your life. Begin." The teacher said and placed a single piece of paper in front of him.

Gohan looked at the paper and saw that it had only one question on it. It said, 'If a train traveling at 100 miles per hour went from Boston, Massachusetts to San Francisco, California, and another train traveling 60 miles per hour went from San Francisco to Boston, where would you bury the survivors from the wreck?"

Gohan stared at the paper and then looked up at a clock above the teacher's head. The hands seemed to be moving very fast and his mind wouldn't work. A loud bell rang when the clock hit twelve and Mr. Schwab snatched the paper up and, with a large red marker, drew a large F on the paper.

He put the paper in front of Gohan where it started to grow until it was huge. It then fell over on top of him, the huge F crushing him under its weight. He yelled for help as loud as he could and suddenly the paper was gone and he was out in the middle of a field.

Gohan looked up and saw his mentor and friend Piccolo floating there above him. "Hey Mr. Piccolo. What happened?"

Piccolo opened his eyes and looked down at him and said, "you failed."

Chi-chi suddenly appeared, tears pouring down her eyes and saying things like, "my poor baby, he failed. What have I done to deserve such a son?"

Goku then appeared, a pile of food in his arms and the usual smile he wore, and said, "don't worry Chi-chi, I'm sure he'll find something to do."

Goten appeared next and Chi-chi stopped crying and hugged her little boy. "Oh Goten will make me proud. My one and only good son."

Goten glared at Gohan and said, "what have you done? I thought you loved me. How could you fail? Now Mom will expect me to get all A's in school and never fail."

Gohan couldn't take it anymore, the voices started to collapse around him. He squeezed his eyes shut, but the voices could still be heard. "You failed. How could you? Goten will do it. I thought you loved us?"

Gohan screamed.


Dreams are kind of fun to write. They don't have to make any sense whatsoever. This is going to get funnier and to those who think the teacher just wants to say how well he is doing, YOU'RE WRONG! All right, I'll try to put up the next chapter soon, so thank you for reading and please review!