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The Teacher Is A Quack

The rest of the week almost crawled by for Gohan. His mother refused to make his normal lunch, which, for a Saiyan, is anything but normal, and just sent him off to school with a simple brown bag. Videl had graciously been bringing him some extra, but she could only carry so much with her.

After school Friday, his parents were going to arrive and meet with his teacher. He went to the roof of the school, Videl following, and waited for them to arrive. Just then, Goku popped in with Chi-chi and Goten in tow.

Videl just stared at them, as they seemed to have appeared from thin air. Her mouth hung open and her mind raced. When she actually thought about it, she shouldn't be that surprised, Gohan's family was weird and could do lots of things that she had never even thought about.

"Hey Gohan, hi Videl," Goku greeted cheerily. Goten pounced on Gohan and was caught before he could cause Gohan to fall over. Chi-chi just stood there and looked at her boys.

"Well, where is this teacher? He's obviously a quack if he can't see fit to give my baby an A."

Gohan gawked at her. She had obviously changed her mind about him and was now blaming the teacher. He smiled brightly and said, in a cheery voice, "right this way Mom."

He led the way downstairs, through the school, and stopped right outside the classroom. "He's right in here."

"Well, you watch Goten while we go meet this idiot that calls himself a teacher." Chi-chi sneered.

Gohan, carrying Goten, followed by Videl, walked outside of the school and out to the field. "Hey Gohan, can we play a game," asked Goten, his eyes shining brightly at the wide-open field.

"Sure little guy, what do you want to play?"

"Let's play catch. There's a ball." Goten said, climbing down from his brother and over to the baseball he found on the ground.

"Sure. You go over there," Gohan said, pointing far over in the field, "and throw me the ball."

Goten ran over and Videl asked Gohan, "Aren't you worried about the meeting?"

"Yea, but Mom sounded a lot better when we left her. She might actually feed us right tonight. We had to catch out dinner for three nights in a row."

After a few minutes of catch, Gohan, Videl, and Goten heard the unmistakable and recognizable, "CLANG," that was usually accompanied by a thud, as a body hit the floor.



OK, now if you don't know what the CLANG was then you aren't really a DBZ fan are you? What happened that caused the CLANG and whom did it happen to? Find out on the next exciting chapter. Please review as well or I might not tell you what happened.