Why would Gohan be failing gym? If anything I think his gym teacher would be afraid to fail him. I was also considering prolonging the torture but a friend of mine said that would be too cruel. ::pouts:: I like being evil.

I'm also changing the whole age thing and saying that they are in their last year of high school. Gohan and Videl are both 17 years old and for some reason are taking this class that Gohan is having so much trouble with. I know that it is usually taken earlier but this is my fic and what I say goes.

Anyway, thanks to that same friend, I will now write the reason for this whole conference. This idea was inspired by Lynnwood's fic Once in a Blue Moon. (A very funny fic that I highly recommend if she ever gets around to finishing it ::hint hint::)

In that story Saiyan's up until a certain age, in my story it's 18, have a hard time with a certain concept, I won't tell you what here, and you'll have to read the story to find out. Speaking of which, here it is . . .



Saiyan Problem

Vegeta woke up slowly and carefully raised his head, ever wary of the pain caused by Kakarrot's harpy of a mate. He focused his eyes to the sight of the teacher in the front of the room and began listening to the reason for this conference.

"Yes, well, you see, he's having trouble in his health class. Sexual Education to be precise. He seems to have a problem grasping the whole concept and he tends to cringe whenever anyone tells him about it." Mr. Schwab stopped and looked at the parents of the best student in the school.

"Is that it?" Chi-chi asked, stunned. She then heard a chuckling behind her and swiveled around to find that Vegeta was laughing.

Between chuckles, Vegeta said, "he's more Saiyan than I thought."

"And WHAT is THAT supposed to mean?" Chi-chi hollered, raising her frying pan in a threatening way.

Vegeta stopped laughing almost instantly and turned a wary eye to the reason for his headache. He then began to explain; "Saiyan children are unable to understand the concept of mating and are not even capable of such things until they are fully grown adults. Until they are fully matured, which for males is the age of 18, they have utterly no interest in mating whatsoever and many find the very thought repulsive."

Chi-chi stared at him for a moment, completely caught unawares. "His birthday is in two weeks. Does that mean he won't be able to pass his tests? I won't stand for that." She walked over and stood directly in front of the prince.

He suddenly felt like a schoolboy, sitting in his desk, being punished by his teacher for doing something wrong. He expected to get detention any minute.

"You and Goku are going to help him with this little man. If he doesn't pass his test, you and Goku are in trouble." Chi-chi said.

"Why me? He's not even my brat!" Vegeta hollered and then thought for a minute, "don't call me little."

"You're a Saiyan. Goku is a Saiyan. You two are the only ones to teach him, much as I hate to admit it. And if he doesn't pass, I will never cook for either of you again."

At this Goku and Vegeta both gasped in horror. They could survive eating off the land but Goku loved her cooking and Vegeta found it was a great way to eat and not get poisoned by the slop his mate tried to pass off as food.

The last two full-blooded Saiyans bowed their heads and said, "yes ma'am."



Now you know, I hope you continue to read but if you don't, :P. How are Vegeta and Goku going to help Gohan? What will Videl do when Gohan does come of age? Can he control himself? Find out more on the next exciting chapter of Parent-Teacher Conference. Also, I am going to raise the rating and if you don't like it then stop reading now.