Vegeta sat at on the living room couch with a schoolbook on his lap. It was Saturday morning and he had better things to do, like train, but he had decided that if he had to teach this junk to Kakarrot's first brat, he might as well find out what was going to be on the test. He scanned the book and snorted. You didn't need to know any of this to mate; you had only to follow instincts.
Goku popped in then and said, "hey Vegeta, whatcha doin'?"
"Idiot, remember what your loud mouthed mate said yesterday?"
Goku looked at him in confusion for a second before his face brightened and he said, "oh yea, she said that we had to help Gohan pass his test."
"Wow Kakarrot, I'm surprised, you actually have a brain in that head of yours." Goku looked at him, anger in his eyes for a second, before he sat down next to Vegeta and looked at the book in his lap.
"What's that?" He said, pointing to something in the book.
Vegeta looked at him for a second, making sure he was absolutely serious, before he began laughing hysterically. Goku looked at him, not sure why he was laughing, he had only asked a question. What was so funny?
Vegeta's laughing died down to a small chuckle before he regained his composure. He looked back at Goku and said, "That, Kakarrot, is what we have to teach your son."
"But what are they doing?" Goku asked, that clueless look we all know and love on his face.
"Are you that stupid? They're mating." Vegeta said, looking at Goku, amazed that even he could be that dumb.
"But how come the guy is on top?" He asked innocently.
Vegeta looked at him again and cracked up. He laughed so hard and long that he fell off the couch and his sides began to hurt from all the laughing. He hadn't laughed this much in years. He couldn't even remember the last time he had laughed this much.
Goku began to get mad; he didn't like Vegeta laughing at him like this. His mouth set in a fine line he stood up. He couldn't contain his anger and began powering up.
Vegeta sensed this and stopped laughing, "Come-on Kakarrot, it was just too funny."
"What do you mean?" Goku asked, powering back down and picking up the fallen book from the floor; his face resuming his normal, innocent expression.
Vegeta just shook his head and stood up. It looked like he would not only be teaching Kakarrot's brat but the idiot himself.
Hehehe! I thought that bit about the guy being on top was very funny. Anyway, thank you for giving me over 50 reviews, I'm very happy. But, I would like even more so get reviewing. Now, I had no clue what was being written until I wrote it so the next chapter might take about a week being as how I have no idea what it will be about. Will Vegeta have the patience to teach them both? Does Goku really have no clue? (Obviously) Find out on the next chapter of Parent-Teacher Conference.