OK, so some of you obviously didn't get that joke last chapter. It wasn't the fact that they were mating that surprised him, not even Goku is that naïve. It was the fact that the guy was on top that he didn't get, think about it . . .Chi-chi is overbearing . . . Goku thought marriage was a food (imagine what he thought of sex) . . .if you people don't get it now you never will.

Also, because you people gave me over 50 reviews, you have wet my appetite and I now am aiming for 100. So if you will, please indulge me. It has also taken me a while to update because I have not been in a writing mood but maybe your reviews will put me back in the mood . . .anyway, on with the fic . . .


Gohan's Weekend Begins

Gohan sat in the living room of Capsule Corporation on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. He would rather be sparring in the gravity room with Vegeta and Piccolo at full strength than go through this torture. Talking to Vegeta about mating was embarrassing enough in itself, but his dad had to be there too.

Vegeta had told him about Saiyan children and their inability to comprehend mating until age 18, but he also knew that if he didn't pass his next test, his mother would kill him, literally. She had already threatened Vegeta and Goku with no food and that was just as bad as threatening them with death. Death, they weren't afraid of, but food was a terrible weakness for a Saiyan, especially with the way Chi-Chi cooked.

Gohan looked at the book in his lap and tried to read the words but they just wouldn't stay in his mind. He looked up from the book and over at his tutors (yeah right) and asked, "Why would anybody want to do this again?"

Vegeta looked over at him, snarling, and said, "Because it's fun, ok. Just read the damn book."

"Be nice Vegeta," Goku said, looking over at his son, "he just doesn't understand. Can't you explain it better?"

Vegeta growled and said, "He won't understand it anyway, so why bother."

"Because if we don't help him, Chi-chi will make me starve," Goku whined.

Vegeta smirked and said, "Why is this my problem?"

Goku, surprisingly, smirked back and said, "because I overheard Bulma on the phone and Chi-chi convinced her not to fix the gravity machine again if Gohan doesn't pass."

Vegeta paled a little bit, his smirk losing some of its effect. He then returned with a snarl and a string of curses, in several different languages. It was a good thing no one but him knew those languages or he would, long ago, have been sleeping on the couch, thrown there by Bulma. She didn't like it when he cursed in front of the children.

Goku and Gohan just watched as Vegeta went a little crazy. If they could understand what he was saying, their ears would have been burning. They didn't know when the prince was going to cool down, so they made their way into the kitchen to see what they could find for lunch.


K, the next chapter will hopefully be out sooner and be funnier but I didn't feel like writing and just typed this out as I thought of it. So, anyway, please review!