A/N: C'mon, you didn't think I'd really end the fic like that. I watched Wayne's World the other night, and I decided I should write some multiple ending too. I don't care if it's a direct rip-off. It's fun.

Harry Potter does New York
Ending Two
(Working Subtitle: Happy, Full House Style Ending)

I love you too! said Harry. Will you marry me?
Oh Harry! cried Hermione. She opened her arms to hug him, but at that moment there was a loud rumbling from Hermione's stomach. Her eye's widened in pain as her stomach split open and out came... Madam Pomfry!
Hermione, dear, said Madam Pomfry, You must take your medicine if you want to get better. She held out a small bottle of white pills, removed one, and forced it down Hermione's through.
Oh wow! exclaimed Hermione. I feel so much better now. Thank you. I'm so sorry I tried to kill you before, Harry. And I'm very sorry I ate you, Madam Pomfry.
It's okay. They both said. They shared a mushy group hug.
sighed Ron, Ginny, Dean, Parvati, Lavender, Seamus, Clem, Filch, Dumbledore, Rita Skeeter, Carl Grigorio, King Tritan, Usela the Sea Witch, Dudley, Judge Judy, Voldemort, Derek Jeter, Britney Spears, Dream Street, Carson Daly, Mathew Perry, Robert Downey Jr., Clem's grandma, Neville, Snape, and Mr. Nibbles, all in unison. We wanna hug too!
So they all shared a big mushy hug and said, again. Isnt' it great that we're all better people?