Chapter six. Our fan girls have found their bishonen, Diva started a cat fight with Hitomi, Char was off to the ToL with Folken. What will happen this time? Looking at this chapter I think I should have titled this 'Fan Girls at the Fair!' oh well, Enjoy!
Folken at the Fair!
"Excuse me?" said Folken hoping he hadn't heard correctly. "The tunnel of love" Char clarified with a smile. "I spotted it while I was looking for you and decided it would be the best place for us to make up lost time" she said with a wink as she led Folken to the ride. "But what about my orders…" Folken began but was cut off by Char "There is no getting out of this one mister so you had better just come along quietly, besides, you know you really want to go on the ride with me Folkie" gives puppy eyes.
With a sigh, Folken accepts his fate glad that his brother and the others most likely wouldn't see him. "At least it will be dark" he thinks as Char leads him away. They pass by the bumper car arena which has turned to chaos as a group of spectators watch a large ball of dust from which can be heard the wild cries of two very angry girls.
"Diva!! Get out of there! You're making a scene!" Omi yelled but her calls went unheeded "Well if you're not going to stop the fight then knock her head off!! You know I can't stand Hitomi!!! Show her who is boss!!" Omi began to cheer her friend on.
Van had regained consciousness and was debating whether or not he should help Hitomi out. "Umm…I had better let Hitomi fight her own battle…" He thought as the cat fight intensified. "Yes! Beat Hitomi!" Called Merle who was thinking of all her possibilities with Van with Hitomi out of the way.
Voices could be heard from the dust. "This is for ruining all of Dilly's brilliant plans!!!" "Brilliant! The boy is insane! Besides, It's not my fault Van can kick his butt!" "Take that back!!! Van's a flyweight!" "What does that make Dilandau then?" and so on.
After a few more minutes of battle and cursing, the cat fight was over. All spectators looked on as the dust settled to see who had been victorious. Hitomi lay sprawled on the ground and Diva could be seen dusting herself off. "That's for touching MY Dilandau" she said giving Hitomi a final kick. Diva then turned to face Dilandau. "Here it comes" Omi said with a sigh as she covered her ears.
Diva took a deep breath and charged. "DDDIIILLLYYY-SSSAAAMMMAAA!!!" she yelled as she ran. Dilandau, who had been standing in a corner tending to his face, let out a yelp and turned to run in the opposite direction only to find to his horror that there was no way out. And then Diva was upon him "Dilly! Did she hurt you? I made her pay! Do you need me to kiss it and make it better?" she said as fast as she could, not realizing that maybe he would have answered if he hadn't been in her deadly 'Glomp of Doom'.
At length she eased up on her death grip and Dilandau was able to breathe. "Get off of me you fucking psycho!" the albino yelled as pushed the fan girl almost knocking her to the ground. "What?" Diva asked in a monotone voice. "Uh-oh" Omi muttered as she began to usher Van, Merle, and Hitomi out of the bumper car arena. Once the area was cleared she turned back to take a last look at Dilandau who was snarling a string of curses at Diva, completely oblivious to the danger he was in. "Hell hath no fury like a Diva scorned, its been nice knowing you…or watching you Dilandau" with that Omi exited.
"I fight for you and possibly save your face and all you can do is curse at me…" Diva began as she cracked her knuckles "I don't think that is very nice Dilly and believe me, I would take a lot of crap from you, but I will not tolerate rejection from you!!! You are obviously in need of a lesson in gratitude" with that, Diva growled and jumped her "beloved" bishonen.
Omi could hear screams coming from behind her but didn't turn around. Whistling she waited out her sisters tantrum and wondered if Dilly would be all right in the end. Omi would never forget the "Legato" incident. A short time later Diva walked out dragging a comatose Dilandau behind her. "I think he learned his lesson" she stated to Omi who nodded.
The two began to walk in no particular direction. "I don't see how you can beat him and then say you love him" Omi stated. Diva stared at her sister before answering "Well it's tough love, right Dilly?" Dilandau mumbled something and Diva gave him a hug before continuing. "Wait!" Omi stopped suddenly "Diva, where is Allen? I want Allen to be here!" Omi whined "Why?" Diva asked with a look of disgust on her face. "Because I like him" Omi said happily "And you're proud of that?" Diva asked "Yes!!"
Just then a blond playboy along with a hippie and a dim bulb…wait….Just then Allen, Dryden, and Millerna approached the group. "What luck!" Omi exclaimed as she ran to the trio, punched Millerna (effectively knocking her out of both consciousness and this fic), and said "Ally! Dryden! Now you guys can come with me to the…tunnel of love!". The two men found themselves being dragged to their new destination.
"Sounds good to me! Come on Dilly!" she said as she dragged Dilandau, who had regained his senses, after her. The group passed by Chesta who stifled a laugh seeing Dilandau and was picked up by Omi. Omi eventually picked up all the slayer and arrived at the ToL. "I don't know how she can like all of those guys Dilly, I guess it is because it would take all of them to make one you" Diva said with a purr as she rubbed against Dilandau's arm. Dilandau, fearing for his life, wisely allowed her to do so.
Diva looked up to see two familiar faces in line. "Charlotte! Folken!" she shouted with a wave. Char spotted her and the two walked over. "It's good to see you, how have you been?" Diva asked "Great, especially with Folken" Char answered. Omi looked at the two growing angry at being ignored. "What about me?" She asked "What about you?" Diva began as she looked into Dilandau's eyes. Snapping out of her revere she introduced her sister "Char this is my sister Omi, Omi this is Charlotte"
"The Charlotte who was mean to my Ally" she asked as she clutched Allen defensively. "Forget about her" Diva whispered to Char "She thinks that she likes that playboy" "At least I don't like an albino freak" Omi shouted. The two would have fought but they found that they were now next in line, ah the magic of fan fics. "I'm sorry but there are only two to a ride" the ride director said to Omi who was trying to shove all the DS along with Allen and Dryden into a boat.
"NO!" Omi said with a look of horror on her face. "We all knew this day would come…choose!" Diva said with an evil laugh. "Looking at all of her bishonen Omi sighed and choose. "Allen, I love your good looks…but Chesta is just so cute!" she said as she 'Super Chibi Glommed' the unfortunate boy and dragged him into the waiting boat.
Folken was forced to look away as Chesta gave him a 'help me' face and disappeared into the darkness. Looking to his side he saw Diva latched onto a very uncomfortable looking Dilandau. "What are you staring at Stratego?" Dilandau asked, trying to sound arrogant. Folken gave a chuckle as Diva pulled her prize into the next available boat. "Have fun Dilandau" Folken called as the two disappeared into the rides interior. "Looks like we're up Folkie!" Char said merrily as she and Folken boarded their craft.
I figured I would stop here and make it a cliffhanger. Next time: What dastardly deeds will our fan girls perform in the dark recesses of the ToL? Will Folken, Dilandau, and Chesta make it out in one piece? Muahahahahaha! Not if I have anything to do with it! Until next time!