Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho characters aren't mine. Flame of Recca characters
aren't mines either I just love them!!!! (Psst… wanna know something?
Recca's a HUNK!!! Whoo! Sexy papa!!) Well ahem. Ok… Read! Remember it's
MOTHER'S DAY!!!
Things in ( ) are my ideas or thoughts or my script ok??
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~In the Bus (only the Yuyu/Recca ppl are in there. And the driver…)~
"Are we there yet?" Keiko asked. "We've been traveling for over an hour."
"Why Keiko? Is your butt sleeping?" Yusuke asked. Botan slapped her head, "Why can't you keep your mouth shut? Well… here comes." Keiko got ready to slap Yusuke really hard. *SLAP*
"Ouch." Recca said. Even though he's listening to his CD player, volume to the max, he still heard the loud 'SLAP' Keiko did.
"O.K!! Roll call!" Kurama said. "Botan."
"Here!"
"Domon."
"He didn't come. He's sick." Kuwabara said.
"Probably a chicken." Recca said as he took off his CD player. Kuwabara glared at him. He and Domon had been good friends since their both thugs, 2nd "strongest", and (ugly).
"Err… Ok… Fuuko," Kurama continued.
"Here sexy!" Fuuko waved at him, jiggling her boobs on purpose. Kurama sweat-dropped. She blew him a kiss. Kurama had a feeling of ducking out of the way and bonking her on the head. He mentally shook this feeling.
"Hehe… nice… Uh… Hiei," He looked around and spotted him.
"Hn."
"Say here…" Kurama told him, teasingly.
"Hn."
"Say here. I'm not going to leave you alone until you say here."
"Hn!"
"No Hiei. I won't leave you alone. SAY HERE FOR PETE'S SAKE!!" Kurama yelled at him.
"Here."
"Louder." All the people in the bus sweat-dropped.
"HERE!!!" Hiei yelled out loud. Kuwabara bursted out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE SHRIMP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAY TO GO KU-KU-KU--" the stopped the sentence to laugh out loud again.
"O..k.. Keiko?"
"Here."
"Umm, Kuwabara?" He looked around and saw Kuwabara, howling with laughter in the corner. "Uh, never mind. Mikagami?"
"Here."
"Recca?" He looked up and saw Yanagi shaking Recca. "Recca-kun! Wake up! How come you always sleep when you're next to me?" Yanagi asked him. Recca open his eyes, 'shaken'. "Oh, Hime! What?"
"How come you always sleep when I'm next to you?" Yanagi asked.
"Err… uhh… because (you're boring!) Because… I don't know. I'm not sleeping at you ok? I'm just—just, uhh… tired! Yeah! That's it! Tired!! Hahaha!!" Yanagi looked at him, not convinced. Then a thunder roared in the sky. Something fell in the back of the bus (in the corner). Out came the Botan- chan (lol).
"Hmph!" Botan-chan, the author, said. She saw Kuwabara still howling with laughter. "Eww…" she said, disgusted. She walked towards the couple. "Hey Yanagi-chan?"
"Yes?"
"Wanna know why Recca sleeps everytime you're around?" she asked her.
"Well… he said because he's tired."
"Nope. It's because… YOU'RE BORING!!!! AND UGLY!!! AND STUPID!!! AND ANNOYING!!!" she yelled picked her up, and threw her out of the bus. (Sorry Yanagi fans. I don't hate Yanagi or anything. It's just that… Wait! I don't like Yanagi!! I DO hate her!! Why? Because she is stealing MY Recca away!!) "There!" she said contentedly as she watches Yanagi's body rolling down the road.
Recca looked outside. He saw Yanagi trying to run after the bus. He looked at the driver and said, "STEP ON IT!!" Botan-chan smiled at him happily and said, " 'Till next time sweety-pie!" Recca winked at her. "Bye!"
"HOLD ON!!" Kurama yelled after her. Botan-chan looked back. "Why are you here? Who's writing the story then?"
"Oh, my computer's doing her job. I programmed it to include me in the story. Typing is tiring. Too bad my computer's low on battery. I have to go back and do it manually," she continued, "I vould vant to stay but, I have to gaw…" she said in her French (??) accent.
"Oh, and one more thing!" Kurama said. Botan-chan nodded her head, "Yes?"
"I thought… I thought—I thought…" he said between small sobs. Botan-chan raised her eyebrows. "What?"
"I thought you loved ME!!" Botan-chan fell. "Of course I do! I just love Recca the best!!" Recca jumped up and down. "YEAH!!!"
"Alright bye!!" the author waved at all of them. They waved back. The thunder boomed again and then, she was gone.
"O.k. Back to business," Kurama said, wiping his tear away ^o^; "Shizuru?"
"Yep!" she said, swaying because she was drinking her liquor.
"Ok. Yanagi—never mind! Yukina?"
"Here."
"Yusuke?"
"Bored! Err, I mean… HERE!"
"Alright. Everyone's here," Kurama said as he closed his roll book.
"Hold on! Kurama's not here!" Recca exclaimed. Kurama looked at him. "Excuse me? Are you blind?" he asked.
"Sir, Kurama's not here!" Recca reported again.
"I'm here you doof!" Kurama yelled at him.
"How would you know you're Kurama? Do you have an I.D or something? Show us your I.D!!" Recca demanded.
"No, I don't have an I.D. I'm HERE!!" Kurama said impatiently.
"Mark him absent sir!"
"SHUT UP!"
"NOT FAIR!! How come if WE'RE not here, YOU mark us absent? But if HE'S not here, YOU don't mark HIM absent!" Recca yelled.
"OH SHUT YOUR F***ing mouth!" Kurama lost control. "Oops. Sorry. He is here!"
"Where?" Recca looked around. "Oh there you are Kurama. Where have you been? Some guy is trying to mark you absent."
Everyone fell from his or her seats. "Hey, I was just joshing you Kurama. Not biggie!" Recca teased Kurama. Kurama let out an exasperated sigh. "I give up… I'm tired of baby-sitting Botan-chan!!" he yelled to her.
"I'll help you Kurama-kun!" Fuuko offered. Kurama looked at her while she was trying to rub her awfully big chest his arm. "Huhuh…." Kurama whined to himself.
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Author's note: Ha!! Hehe… ok… next chapter!! This one's kinda long… okee babye!! Review!! (Hey! Recca wasn't stupid or anything aiight? He was just teasing Kurama…)
Things in ( ) are my ideas or thoughts or my script ok??
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~In the Bus (only the Yuyu/Recca ppl are in there. And the driver…)~
"Are we there yet?" Keiko asked. "We've been traveling for over an hour."
"Why Keiko? Is your butt sleeping?" Yusuke asked. Botan slapped her head, "Why can't you keep your mouth shut? Well… here comes." Keiko got ready to slap Yusuke really hard. *SLAP*
"Ouch." Recca said. Even though he's listening to his CD player, volume to the max, he still heard the loud 'SLAP' Keiko did.
"O.K!! Roll call!" Kurama said. "Botan."
"Here!"
"Domon."
"He didn't come. He's sick." Kuwabara said.
"Probably a chicken." Recca said as he took off his CD player. Kuwabara glared at him. He and Domon had been good friends since their both thugs, 2nd "strongest", and (ugly).
"Err… Ok… Fuuko," Kurama continued.
"Here sexy!" Fuuko waved at him, jiggling her boobs on purpose. Kurama sweat-dropped. She blew him a kiss. Kurama had a feeling of ducking out of the way and bonking her on the head. He mentally shook this feeling.
"Hehe… nice… Uh… Hiei," He looked around and spotted him.
"Hn."
"Say here…" Kurama told him, teasingly.
"Hn."
"Say here. I'm not going to leave you alone until you say here."
"Hn!"
"No Hiei. I won't leave you alone. SAY HERE FOR PETE'S SAKE!!" Kurama yelled at him.
"Here."
"Louder." All the people in the bus sweat-dropped.
"HERE!!!" Hiei yelled out loud. Kuwabara bursted out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE SHRIMP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAY TO GO KU-KU-KU--" the stopped the sentence to laugh out loud again.
"O..k.. Keiko?"
"Here."
"Umm, Kuwabara?" He looked around and saw Kuwabara, howling with laughter in the corner. "Uh, never mind. Mikagami?"
"Here."
"Recca?" He looked up and saw Yanagi shaking Recca. "Recca-kun! Wake up! How come you always sleep when you're next to me?" Yanagi asked him. Recca open his eyes, 'shaken'. "Oh, Hime! What?"
"How come you always sleep when I'm next to you?" Yanagi asked.
"Err… uhh… because (you're boring!) Because… I don't know. I'm not sleeping at you ok? I'm just—just, uhh… tired! Yeah! That's it! Tired!! Hahaha!!" Yanagi looked at him, not convinced. Then a thunder roared in the sky. Something fell in the back of the bus (in the corner). Out came the Botan- chan (lol).
"Hmph!" Botan-chan, the author, said. She saw Kuwabara still howling with laughter. "Eww…" she said, disgusted. She walked towards the couple. "Hey Yanagi-chan?"
"Yes?"
"Wanna know why Recca sleeps everytime you're around?" she asked her.
"Well… he said because he's tired."
"Nope. It's because… YOU'RE BORING!!!! AND UGLY!!! AND STUPID!!! AND ANNOYING!!!" she yelled picked her up, and threw her out of the bus. (Sorry Yanagi fans. I don't hate Yanagi or anything. It's just that… Wait! I don't like Yanagi!! I DO hate her!! Why? Because she is stealing MY Recca away!!) "There!" she said contentedly as she watches Yanagi's body rolling down the road.
Recca looked outside. He saw Yanagi trying to run after the bus. He looked at the driver and said, "STEP ON IT!!" Botan-chan smiled at him happily and said, " 'Till next time sweety-pie!" Recca winked at her. "Bye!"
"HOLD ON!!" Kurama yelled after her. Botan-chan looked back. "Why are you here? Who's writing the story then?"
"Oh, my computer's doing her job. I programmed it to include me in the story. Typing is tiring. Too bad my computer's low on battery. I have to go back and do it manually," she continued, "I vould vant to stay but, I have to gaw…" she said in her French (??) accent.
"Oh, and one more thing!" Kurama said. Botan-chan nodded her head, "Yes?"
"I thought… I thought—I thought…" he said between small sobs. Botan-chan raised her eyebrows. "What?"
"I thought you loved ME!!" Botan-chan fell. "Of course I do! I just love Recca the best!!" Recca jumped up and down. "YEAH!!!"
"Alright bye!!" the author waved at all of them. They waved back. The thunder boomed again and then, she was gone.
"O.k. Back to business," Kurama said, wiping his tear away ^o^; "Shizuru?"
"Yep!" she said, swaying because she was drinking her liquor.
"Ok. Yanagi—never mind! Yukina?"
"Here."
"Yusuke?"
"Bored! Err, I mean… HERE!"
"Alright. Everyone's here," Kurama said as he closed his roll book.
"Hold on! Kurama's not here!" Recca exclaimed. Kurama looked at him. "Excuse me? Are you blind?" he asked.
"Sir, Kurama's not here!" Recca reported again.
"I'm here you doof!" Kurama yelled at him.
"How would you know you're Kurama? Do you have an I.D or something? Show us your I.D!!" Recca demanded.
"No, I don't have an I.D. I'm HERE!!" Kurama said impatiently.
"Mark him absent sir!"
"SHUT UP!"
"NOT FAIR!! How come if WE'RE not here, YOU mark us absent? But if HE'S not here, YOU don't mark HIM absent!" Recca yelled.
"OH SHUT YOUR F***ing mouth!" Kurama lost control. "Oops. Sorry. He is here!"
"Where?" Recca looked around. "Oh there you are Kurama. Where have you been? Some guy is trying to mark you absent."
Everyone fell from his or her seats. "Hey, I was just joshing you Kurama. Not biggie!" Recca teased Kurama. Kurama let out an exasperated sigh. "I give up… I'm tired of baby-sitting Botan-chan!!" he yelled to her.
"I'll help you Kurama-kun!" Fuuko offered. Kurama looked at her while she was trying to rub her awfully big chest his arm. "Huhuh…." Kurama whined to himself.
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Author's note: Ha!! Hehe… ok… next chapter!! This one's kinda long… okee babye!! Review!! (Hey! Recca wasn't stupid or anything aiight? He was just teasing Kurama…)