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Nny: *singing* 98 bottles of cyanide on the wall! 98 bottles of cyanide! You take one down, pass it around.looks like you're gonna die!!

BOD: Are we there yet? I gotta go to the bathroom!!!

Jhonen: You should have gone before we left!!

HNB: Stupid monkeys! Dry-clean only?! I'll give you somethin to cry about!!

Nny: *looking out the window* There's a rest stop up ahead.

BOD: Pull over, Jhonen!! NOW!!

Jhonen: *swerves and just makes it to the rest stop*

BOD: *runs out of the car and into the bathroom*

Nny: I'm gonna go people watch. You guys wanna come?

Jhonen: *shrugs* Sure.

HNB: I have work to do! *pulls his soapbox out of the car and starts walking toward a crowd of people*

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BOD: *stepping out of the bathroom stall* MY BUSINESS HERE IS DONE!!! Oh how cliché.*goes over to the sink to wash her hands*

Some scary man: Pst.hey, kid.

BOD: Gah! What are you doing in here? This is the women's bathroom!!

SSM: Um.oh yeah.Wait. Damn! You messed up the whole mood!!

BOD: Uh.sorry I guess.

SSM: Yes, yes you should be. Anyway, what I wanted to tell you is that the aliens are coming!! You watch yourself, missy!

BOD: Is that all?

SSM: Yep.pretty much.

BOD: Um.okay. I'll be going then. Bye-bye! *runs out of the bathroom*

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Random person: Oh my! Is he insane?

'Nuther person: Dude, he's freakin awesome!!

HNB: Airline peanuts! Oh so hard to open!! Hi ho, cherry-o!!

Hillbilly Man: Dar.you better be shuttin up Noodle man, or I'm gonna kill yas!!

HNB: You think I am scared of your mullet of frownyness? Bow down to my superior leg stubble!!

Hillbilly Man: That's it! I'm gonna kills ya!! *pulls a gun out of his pocket and shoots Happy Noodle Boy*

HNB: Gaaarg!!

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Jhonen: Whyyyy!!!! *sniff* This is so unfair!!

Nny: What's wrong?

Jhonen: The vending machine ate my money, and I never got my cornnuts!!! *kicks the machine and a bag of cornnuts pops out* Yay!

BOD: *walks up to Jhonen and Nny* Okay! I'm done here!

Nny: Great.now we can leave!

Jhonen: *eating the nuts of corniness (Mmm.corn!)* Hey, where's Noodle Boy?

BOD: Oh.he's lying on the ground with a massive head wound.

Jhonen: Oh, okay then.

So they all drag HNB to the car, and they start driving to the campgrounds!! Yay!!

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