***F/Bubbles of Doom: I would like to thank my plush monkey Señor Bananas
and the schizophrenic bunnies that live in my brain! CHEESE!!***
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Okay so they all get to the campgrounds, and HNB stopped bleeding. So, on with the fic!
BOD: Okay! Now we have to put up the tent! Jhonen? Do you have the tent?
Jhonen: I was supposed to get a tent?
BOD: Yeah!
Jhonen: You never told me to get a tent!
BOD: Yes I did! About a year ago when you were writing I said "Heyjhonenifweevergocampingyouhavetobringthetentilikecanada!"
Jhonen: How was I supposed to remember that? And what does a tent have to do with Canada?
BOD: *shrugs*
HNB: The rabid squirrels are coming! DUDE!! You're getting a Dell!
Nny: Um.We can always sleep in the car?
BOD: Okay then. So, on to business! We have to locate Aguliera and rip her limb from limb! Rip her heart out and step on it!!! Slice her throat! Slash her wrists! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Jhonen: Um.riiiiight.
Nny: How are we supposed to find her?
BOD: Easy! All we have to do is follow the next slut we see wearing an Abercrombie shirt!
HNB: Grandpa ate me pickles!! All the goodness of marshmallow peeps could not compromise with the psycho jalapeno!
Then, two preppy looking girls sporting Aberslutty and Bitch walk by.
Preppy#1: Like I can't believe we actually got backstage passes to the concert!
Preppy#2: And like all we had to do was like totally blow the choreographer! Yah!
Nny: *starts to pull a knife out of his backpack*
BOD: *whispers* No, Nny! We need them to find Aguilera!
Nny: *sighs and puts the blade back*
Everyone follows the preppys to the stage. The girls show the passes to a security guard and go backstage squealing.
Nny, HNB, Jhonen, and BOD walk up to the guard.
Security Guard: You can't go backstage unless you have passes.
Nny: Pass this! *pulls a stiletto (Synonyms are fun! Wheee!) out of his pack and stabs the guard.
Guard: *coughs and dies*
BOD: Yaaay! Now we can kill Christina!
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Okay so they all get to the campgrounds, and HNB stopped bleeding. So, on with the fic!
BOD: Okay! Now we have to put up the tent! Jhonen? Do you have the tent?
Jhonen: I was supposed to get a tent?
BOD: Yeah!
Jhonen: You never told me to get a tent!
BOD: Yes I did! About a year ago when you were writing I said "Heyjhonenifweevergocampingyouhavetobringthetentilikecanada!"
Jhonen: How was I supposed to remember that? And what does a tent have to do with Canada?
BOD: *shrugs*
HNB: The rabid squirrels are coming! DUDE!! You're getting a Dell!
Nny: Um.We can always sleep in the car?
BOD: Okay then. So, on to business! We have to locate Aguliera and rip her limb from limb! Rip her heart out and step on it!!! Slice her throat! Slash her wrists! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Jhonen: Um.riiiiight.
Nny: How are we supposed to find her?
BOD: Easy! All we have to do is follow the next slut we see wearing an Abercrombie shirt!
HNB: Grandpa ate me pickles!! All the goodness of marshmallow peeps could not compromise with the psycho jalapeno!
Then, two preppy looking girls sporting Aberslutty and Bitch walk by.
Preppy#1: Like I can't believe we actually got backstage passes to the concert!
Preppy#2: And like all we had to do was like totally blow the choreographer! Yah!
Nny: *starts to pull a knife out of his backpack*
BOD: *whispers* No, Nny! We need them to find Aguilera!
Nny: *sighs and puts the blade back*
Everyone follows the preppys to the stage. The girls show the passes to a security guard and go backstage squealing.
Nny, HNB, Jhonen, and BOD walk up to the guard.
Security Guard: You can't go backstage unless you have passes.
Nny: Pass this! *pulls a stiletto (Synonyms are fun! Wheee!) out of his pack and stabs the guard.
Guard: *coughs and dies*
BOD: Yaaay! Now we can kill Christina!
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