Beginning note: This is supposed to be a humorous fanfic. So just enjoy the humor in it. This is supposed to happen AFTER volume 20 of Shaman King. ^_^
Definitions of Japanese words used in this chapter:
-Suman Anna: Sorry, Anna
-Souna baka na: That's impossible
*When you can't get enough training...*
By SmilBe
2 - More training...
"And now onto the next one. This one is somehow like wrestling, but you can call your spirits to help too." Anna explained patiently while Yoh, Ryuu, and Faust sat on the ground puffing.
"Simple enough..." Ryuu muttered under his breath. Anna's ears opened up.
"You and your opponent face each other and push against each other like this." Anna faced Yoh, grabbed his hands, and pushed against him, causing Yoh to stumble onto the ground.
'You will also have to beat your opponent within 10 seconds or both of you will have to do electric chair for an hour again." She added.
"Darn..."
"No complaining..."
"But we only have three people!" Yoh said matter-of-factly.
Anna punched the air. "I will participate too."
"Awww...!!"
"Someone wants to do some electric chair...?"
There was no noise all of a sudden.
"Basically, I will be against Yoh. And Ryuu against Faust. Understand?" Anna didn't wait for their reply. "Alright, start!"
***
"Ehh..." Yoh panted as he went against Anna, who yawned slightly.
"Is this all you've got? Get Amidamaru to help you..." She said.
"Amidamaru...help me..." Yoh pleaded.
"Yoh-dono...I want to, but I don't know how..."
"That's what this training is for, baka." Anna said impatiently as Yoh pushed against Anna with all his might, though Anna didn't wince a bit at all.
"8...9...10...OFF!" Anna easily pushed Yoh onto the ground. She looked at where Ryuu and Faust were. Both were still pushing each other.
"Electric chair..." Anna ordered. The two looked at her.
"Huh?"
"I SAID...ELECTRIC CHAIR!!" She yelled angrily.
Faust and Ryuu hurried to their positions and started doing the electric chair again.
"Wuehehe...I'm lucky..." Yoh whispered, grinning. Anna glared at him.
"YOU, need to know HOW to get your spirit to help you in wrestling and so do them." She gestured towards the panting Ryuu and Faust.
"How?"
***
"First step..---YOH!" Anna barked. Yoh, who was just yawning, immediately sat straight.
"First step...you have to concentrate....and let your spirit flow into your body and still have your mind focused..."
Yoh tried to be interested, but his mind couldn't help wonder to other things, for example, what Mikki, his father was doing this moment. Probably still training...heh... Yoh thought, smiling accidently. Anna's sharp eagle eyes caught the smile and read his thoughts. She immediately barked, "Seems like someone needs to do some electric chair..!"
Yoh jerked his head and saw Anna's angry face. "Oh---suman Anna...."
"If I catch YOU thinking of other thoughts, you will need to do four hours of electric chair. You'd like that wouldn't you...?" Anna didn't wait his answer. "Now, I said you have to concentrate first, but not concentrate on anything. You have to concentrate on thinking that your spirit will be able to push the opponent onto the ground. That thought leads to the second step, trust. Trusting your spirit to do it. Do not doubt, otherwise Amidamaru will fail." Anna looked over at Ryuu and Faust who were chatting. "Hey! You two, listen up too!" They quickly went silent and watched Anna and Yoh, still doing their electric chair.
"The last step: to order your spirit to help you. This is actually the easiest step...but to some shamans who don't understand their spirits, it's difficult. Is that clear?"
Yoh muttered a "hai..." while Faust and Ryuu both nodded.
"Ryuu, Faust, I'll let you two off for now. Go start trying it out!" Anna turned to Yoh. "Now you try it too."
And the training continued. But this time, Yoh called Amidamaru.
"Amidamaru!" The spirit appeared at Yoh's side.
"Yes, Yoh-dono?"
"Try to use your power to help me push Anna over." Yoh ordered uncertainly.
"How, Yoh-dono?"
"Try to enter my body...and we have to concentrate. You just try to use my body to push against Anna, k?"
"Got it, Yoh-dono..."
While Amidamaru was helping Yoh, Yoh took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and concentrated on an image in his mind that Yoh pushed Anna onto the ground easily, with the help of Amidamaru. And Yoh trusted Amidamaru with all his heart that, he can do it. Yoh slowly faded into unconciousness, but he did not faint and fall. Instead, Amidamaru was using his body to push against Anna's weight. A few moments later, Yoh heard a thump, was jolted back conciousness, and opened his eyes. Anna, was lying on the ground. He quickly helped her up and apologized. Anna shook her head and smiled at him. "You did it, Yoh."
Yoh stared at her, surprised. "I did?"
Anna then frowned. "Don't just think that you did it means you don't need anymore practice! We have one last one. Which is the easiest!"
Yoh brightened and thought it must be jogging around the house 5 times and but he was wrong.
"Ren and Horo Horo are coming over in just a moment and we'll have a mini tournament." Anna shook her fists. "You'd better win or you'll need MORE training!"
Yoh stood there, dumbstruck. "Souna...baka na! Anna, you can't do this to me! You know I can't beat Ren that easily!"
"Tough luck, Yoh."
Yoh slumped his shoulders. Faust and Ryuu appeared beside him. Ryuu patted Yoh's back.
"Do your best Yoh, and we'll do ours."
"Eliza and I will do our best." Faust said, beaming.
"Thanks guys, I'll do my best too. I suppose...I can do...more...---no. I can't. I have to win Ren..." Yoh went inside the house while his two mates followed.
***
End of the second chapter.
End note: Like I said, this doesn't have any particular plot, so it's just humorous. I wanted to end this story in this chapter but it looks like the end is to be the next chapter. ^_^ R+R please!
(If anyone doesn't know what electric chair is, here's a brief definition: It means you're in the position when you're sitting, but there's no chair or table, etc. You're sitting on NOTHING. It's actually very tiring if you try it yourself. ^^)
Definitions of Japanese words used in this chapter:
-Suman Anna: Sorry, Anna
-Souna baka na: That's impossible
*When you can't get enough training...*
By SmilBe
2 - More training...
"And now onto the next one. This one is somehow like wrestling, but you can call your spirits to help too." Anna explained patiently while Yoh, Ryuu, and Faust sat on the ground puffing.
"Simple enough..." Ryuu muttered under his breath. Anna's ears opened up.
"You and your opponent face each other and push against each other like this." Anna faced Yoh, grabbed his hands, and pushed against him, causing Yoh to stumble onto the ground.
'You will also have to beat your opponent within 10 seconds or both of you will have to do electric chair for an hour again." She added.
"Darn..."
"No complaining..."
"But we only have three people!" Yoh said matter-of-factly.
Anna punched the air. "I will participate too."
"Awww...!!"
"Someone wants to do some electric chair...?"
There was no noise all of a sudden.
"Basically, I will be against Yoh. And Ryuu against Faust. Understand?" Anna didn't wait for their reply. "Alright, start!"
***
"Ehh..." Yoh panted as he went against Anna, who yawned slightly.
"Is this all you've got? Get Amidamaru to help you..." She said.
"Amidamaru...help me..." Yoh pleaded.
"Yoh-dono...I want to, but I don't know how..."
"That's what this training is for, baka." Anna said impatiently as Yoh pushed against Anna with all his might, though Anna didn't wince a bit at all.
"8...9...10...OFF!" Anna easily pushed Yoh onto the ground. She looked at where Ryuu and Faust were. Both were still pushing each other.
"Electric chair..." Anna ordered. The two looked at her.
"Huh?"
"I SAID...ELECTRIC CHAIR!!" She yelled angrily.
Faust and Ryuu hurried to their positions and started doing the electric chair again.
"Wuehehe...I'm lucky..." Yoh whispered, grinning. Anna glared at him.
"YOU, need to know HOW to get your spirit to help you in wrestling and so do them." She gestured towards the panting Ryuu and Faust.
"How?"
***
"First step..---YOH!" Anna barked. Yoh, who was just yawning, immediately sat straight.
"First step...you have to concentrate....and let your spirit flow into your body and still have your mind focused..."
Yoh tried to be interested, but his mind couldn't help wonder to other things, for example, what Mikki, his father was doing this moment. Probably still training...heh... Yoh thought, smiling accidently. Anna's sharp eagle eyes caught the smile and read his thoughts. She immediately barked, "Seems like someone needs to do some electric chair..!"
Yoh jerked his head and saw Anna's angry face. "Oh---suman Anna...."
"If I catch YOU thinking of other thoughts, you will need to do four hours of electric chair. You'd like that wouldn't you...?" Anna didn't wait his answer. "Now, I said you have to concentrate first, but not concentrate on anything. You have to concentrate on thinking that your spirit will be able to push the opponent onto the ground. That thought leads to the second step, trust. Trusting your spirit to do it. Do not doubt, otherwise Amidamaru will fail." Anna looked over at Ryuu and Faust who were chatting. "Hey! You two, listen up too!" They quickly went silent and watched Anna and Yoh, still doing their electric chair.
"The last step: to order your spirit to help you. This is actually the easiest step...but to some shamans who don't understand their spirits, it's difficult. Is that clear?"
Yoh muttered a "hai..." while Faust and Ryuu both nodded.
"Ryuu, Faust, I'll let you two off for now. Go start trying it out!" Anna turned to Yoh. "Now you try it too."
And the training continued. But this time, Yoh called Amidamaru.
"Amidamaru!" The spirit appeared at Yoh's side.
"Yes, Yoh-dono?"
"Try to use your power to help me push Anna over." Yoh ordered uncertainly.
"How, Yoh-dono?"
"Try to enter my body...and we have to concentrate. You just try to use my body to push against Anna, k?"
"Got it, Yoh-dono..."
While Amidamaru was helping Yoh, Yoh took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and concentrated on an image in his mind that Yoh pushed Anna onto the ground easily, with the help of Amidamaru. And Yoh trusted Amidamaru with all his heart that, he can do it. Yoh slowly faded into unconciousness, but he did not faint and fall. Instead, Amidamaru was using his body to push against Anna's weight. A few moments later, Yoh heard a thump, was jolted back conciousness, and opened his eyes. Anna, was lying on the ground. He quickly helped her up and apologized. Anna shook her head and smiled at him. "You did it, Yoh."
Yoh stared at her, surprised. "I did?"
Anna then frowned. "Don't just think that you did it means you don't need anymore practice! We have one last one. Which is the easiest!"
Yoh brightened and thought it must be jogging around the house 5 times and but he was wrong.
"Ren and Horo Horo are coming over in just a moment and we'll have a mini tournament." Anna shook her fists. "You'd better win or you'll need MORE training!"
Yoh stood there, dumbstruck. "Souna...baka na! Anna, you can't do this to me! You know I can't beat Ren that easily!"
"Tough luck, Yoh."
Yoh slumped his shoulders. Faust and Ryuu appeared beside him. Ryuu patted Yoh's back.
"Do your best Yoh, and we'll do ours."
"Eliza and I will do our best." Faust said, beaming.
"Thanks guys, I'll do my best too. I suppose...I can do...more...---no. I can't. I have to win Ren..." Yoh went inside the house while his two mates followed.
***
End of the second chapter.
End note: Like I said, this doesn't have any particular plot, so it's just humorous. I wanted to end this story in this chapter but it looks like the end is to be the next chapter. ^_^ R+R please!
(If anyone doesn't know what electric chair is, here's a brief definition: It means you're in the position when you're sitting, but there's no chair or table, etc. You're sitting on NOTHING. It's actually very tiring if you try it yourself. ^^)