Chapter 7: Commence The Prank War!

(Well it turns out that Chance Green G King struck an idea for what I should do; two words my friends, PRANK WAR! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, this is going to be so much fun! And this will be a filler chapter; no one is going to be safe in this prank war. Not even my inner circle or I will be safe from each other's pranks. However, the pranks will range from the classics to way out wacky new ones including some based off of some TV shows whereas others will be based right off the top of my head. Anyway let's get to the action!)

Previously On Anarchy Of Anime: Harlock, Hinako, Mirajane and I decided to do a movie style double date but after news that one of my contacts found Jin's family, it seemed that they were to be put on execution, but thanks to the help of the inner circle. After the rescue of the Ryuno family it turned out that bounty hunters are wanting the big fat paycheck on our heads, when two bounty hunters captured both Mirajane and Hinako with the intent of making Hinako a Cat Girl slave, but thanks to our quick wits...we managed to free our lovely ladies from the clutches of the greedy bounty hunters, but they're not loyal to the Messiah. Luckily, it turns out that Harlock knew an arms dealer who gave us some upgrades to our signature weapons, as soon as we got out with our new weapons, it turned out that more bounty hunters were after us, leaving both me and Harlock to kill them. After the bounty hunters were killed, a Caucasian ronin had his sights set on me, but after a major sword fight...I beat the swordsman and he decided to commit seppuku. I also had to partake in the ritual as well with his decapitation. Now, onto the next chapter...

[The Bunker, 9:00 p.m.]

I was trying to come up with another attack plan for our next job and I was really spent on energy.

It turns out the Red Bull isn't really helping either, just then...the lights were dimming and going back to normal.

Either it must be my imagination or something has gone wonky with the lights, then a spooky voice was calling out to me.

"Roooommmmaaaannnnn." The voice called out to me, I really gotta lay off the energy drinks.

"Roooommmmaaaannnnn." The voice called out again as I went out of my office and saw one of the lights rigged to blow out as it did, it startled me a little bit, but the sound of rattling chains filled the hallway, followed by the cackle of a witch.

"I've heard of Christmas in July, but Halloween in June? That's ridiculous. If anyone is playing a haunted house cliché on me, you should at least wait until its October. Or until midnight, I mean it's more the haunting hour, but now I'm not really saying 'eek,' I'm saying more of 'Yawn." I said trying to convince the pranksters trying to get me, but they better wake up earlier than I do to get me.

As I continued to walk down the hall, there was a wall dripping with blood, and it was fake blood too, I mean real blood would stain the walls.

"Roooommmmaaaannnnn." The voice called out to me and the fake blood poured out onto the wall like a scene out of a really bad horror movie.

"Now the walls are dripping with blood, that's a horror movie cliché. An idiot would see that coming." I called out, and then the blood began to form a message reading in English, SEE YOU IN HELL ROMAN.

"'See you in hell, Roman?'Ha! The only thing scary about that is the missing comma." I called out, but out of nowhere, a fluorescent painted skeleton with red lights for eyes came out of nowhere with a monster like roar and jumped the living crap out of me as I dropped right on my ass.

"Did the skeleton work?" I heard what seemed to be Mirajane's voice, but it's cool if she was trying to prank me, but she couldn't mastermind it.

"Yeah, I think it worked because he fell on his ass." Harlock replied as I knew that he had a part in this as well.

It turned out that Harlock, Tokisawa, Hinako, Mirajane and Sasumi were behind this joke, thus begins our little prank war.

"Okay guys, you cast the first stone in this little prank war of ours, but mark my words, it won't be this week or this year, but when you least expect it, I WILL GET YOU BACK." I promised, thus with the first stone being cast, the prank war of the AoA begins.

As soon as I went back into my office, I had no idea that my second in command was in the office with me, I removed my glasses, wiped my face, and placed them back onto my face.

Just then, I felt a hand touch my shoulder for a few second, as I turned around, a alien masked Tokisawa scared the crap out of me as I screamed, flopped on the floor, and curled up into a ball thinking aliens were going to abduct me and do some weird experiments too.

"Who had money on fainting?" Hinako asked, and Harlock was snickering.

"I had wetting himself." Harlock answered, and Tokisawa removed his mask.

"Wait, wait, wait, everyone wins." Tokisawa said as I accidently wet myself a little.

[The Next Day...]

The word of a major prank war reached throughout the bunker, but there were a couple of rules to comply with, the pranks shouldn't cause any physical harm to anyone and no pranking during curfew hours.

But there is a major perk to this prank war...the first person to pull off the most epic prank of all time, gets bragging rights for a year for pulling off the most epic prank.

So having the microphone in hand which is connected to the PA system, this was going to be our little vacation from fighting a long winded war, but it's always fun to take a break and try to enjoy the little things in life.

"Test, test, 1, 2, test, test, 1, 2, Good morning my fellow anarchists, this is your leader Roman speaking. I only got a couple of rules to lay down about our little prank war, rule 1, no pranks should cause any physical harm to other anarchists and rule 2, no pranking after curfew hours, anyone breaking these rules will be disqualified from the perk, and before I forget, the first anarchist to pull off the most epic prank of all time, will get bragging rights for an entire year. So let's have a nice clean prank war, stay safe and be creative, that is all." I said over the PA system, after that, I pulled up the footage of different pranks being pulled.

I also had a rating system for each prank, 1 being so totally lame and boring, to 5 being just totally epic and makes anyone fall on their ass laughing. First up was Rekash with Jin, Jin gave Rekash what seems to be a harmless can of peanut brittle, when Rekash opens the can he saw that there was peanut brittle in it, but when he looked at Jin, Jin slams a pie right in Rekash's face. And that right there ladies and gentlemen, is what we call, bait and switch.

So I rated that one a 4. Next one was a couple of recruits; one placed a whoopee coushin under the second's butt making a farting sound, Psssh! That is a total cliché, so I rated that, a 1.

The third was Mirajane, and I hope she can pull off something epic, she was dressed up as a ghoul with the ghoul like face paint on, and she was hiding in a crate, oh, this is going to be fun...Sasumi was walking down the hall, and when she came across the crate, her curiosity got the better of her, she opened the crate and Mirajane popped out with a ghoulish roar and Sasumi screamed as she landed on her butt thinking Mirajane was going to eat her brains.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard, and that one was a 4.5. Just then, Harlock was at the door.

"Doors open." I said as I had a couple of cans of silly string hiding under the desk and this was going to be one hell of a payback prank.

Harlock entered my office and I had the two cans of silly string in each hand, and Harlock came into my office as I had a sadistic smile on my face.

"What are smiling about?" Harlock asked, I had the silly string hiding behind my back.

"Only this..." I said as I had the two cans of silly string exposed and sprayed him with it.

Hinako saw the scene that just unfolded with Harlock covered in silly string. She was clearing off the silly string that covered her boyfriend; Harlock knew that was payback for last night.

"Is everything alright?" Hinako asked as she saw her boyfriend covered in silly string.

"Yeah I'm fine, hey listen, before you stringed me, I was wondering if you were interested in going on a Sunday drive with us." Harlock asked, and I could use an excuse to get out of the bunker and if it's not related to fighting against the Dawn of Fear.

I then received a text message from my two guardians Maka Albarn and her partner Soul "Eater" Evans, saying that they're waiting for us at Logan international airport.

"Also dude, I was wondering if we can stop at Logan International to pick up my two other guardians Maka and Soul." I said, and Harlock agreed to pick them up as well.

We headed out to the front of the bunker and Harlock had his vehicle waiting for us.

But it turns out it was a truck made literally as a wooden box for the back which can hold up to nine people, even the seats are made of wood.

So I climbed in the back as Harlock and Hinako got in the front. I just hope I don't get any splinters in my ass, because that would totally suck.

As soon as I sat down, it turned out that it was sanded down and really soft with no splinters whatsoever.

So Harlock started the vehicle and I hope he wasn't going to go into traffic and try to get us into a car accident.

The vehicle then began to move as I sat there with an empty mind, I usually don't think of anything when it comes to a decent car ride.

We went over a giant bump and I flew out of the seat for at least two seconds and came back down on my ass hard sending small pain signals which went away after a few seconds.

"You alright back there?" Harlock asked, and something tells me this is a part of his joke, so I'm going to play along.

"Thanks for the spanking Harlock, god knows I needed it." I replied and Harlock began to hiss in laughter.

It turned out that Harlock was going to pick up a couple of friends along the way, and it turns out that he was going to pick up Felicia and Morrigan. Harlock honked the horn twice as both a busty feline woman with white fur, and a succubus with a nice rack came out and joined me in the back of Harlock's box truck, as soon as both girls got in, Harlock then started the truck and Felicia was kinda looking around at the surrounding she found herself in.

"Can I punch a hole in this?" Felicia asked, and I began to snicker as Harlock didn't want any harm happening to his vehicle.

"Oh, hells to the hell no." Harlock replied, now we were on our way to get Maka and Soul.

Maka texted me a picture of a pair of exceed eggs that both she and Soul found one was green and the other was a golden orange.

As soon as we got to the airport, we need to stay cautious due to the fact that we're wanted fugitives by a notorious dictator.

Maka had the orange egg and Soul had the green one, as much as I wanted an exceed of my own let alone two, I didn't want to deal with them and Dogmeat at the same time.

"Soul and I found these and we're wondering what we should do with them?" Maka asked, and I pointed to Harlock.

"Give them to my buddy Harlock over there, I bet he could use some animal companionship." I said, as both Maka and Soul handed Harlock the two exceed eggs.

As soon as Harlock was given the two eggs, they began to hatch within Harlock's arms and thus two exceeds were born, a green exceed and an orange exceed.

"Onii-chan!" Both exceeds said in unison, they decided to call Harlock their older brother.

"What should we call them?" Harlock asked, and since I had an idea along with being a fan of Super Mario Bros., I came up with the perfect name for our two new companions.

"I was thinking, what if we could call the green exceed Yoshi, and the orange one Bowser." I suggested and Harlock liked the names of the two exceeds.

"Yoshi!" said the green exceed, and it was a girl exceed, and she was glad that Harlock was her older brother.

"Bowser!" said the orange exceed, this exceed was a boy, and just like his twin sister, he was happy to call Harlock his older brother.

Now that everyone's all on the same page, it was time to get out of dodge before the DoF decide to arrest for war crimes against the Messiah.

We all got into Harlock's vehicle and it turned out that someone had an eye for us, and they were reporting to the Messiah about where we were.

For some weird reason, I just kinda passed out, and without any hesitation, Harlock began swerving the truck and flew right into Felicia, as my hand was on one of her boobs and my face was in between her supple cleavage.

"Mira, your boobs are furry, when did you turn into a cat girl?" I asked not even knowing that I was groping poor Felicia.

Felicia then had a giant tick mark on her forehead as she grabbed me by the family jewels and I woke up to see a pissed off cat girl.

"Maka Chop!" Maka said as she slammed her book into my head, as soon as her book connected with the top of my head, a series of angry chibi Maka faces appeared, and boy did I have a headache!

Boy did I have pain in both heads, and I ended up with a major stomachache after what Felicia did to my family jewels.

Harlock was laughing at what happened, but there were two others looking to pull off the most major prank ever, as soon as we got back into the bunker parking lot, it turned out that Yusuke and Tokisawa were waiting for us armed with hockey masks and toothless chainsaws.

As soon as the truck was in park, we heard the sounds of chainsaws revving and the next thing we knew, we heard Hinako screaming as Yusuke was outside the window and scared the crap out of her.

Tokisawa, opened the back and revved his chainsaw and scared the crap out of us as well, but I wasn't scared, all three of us planned this, I began laughing as Tokisawa removed his mask and Yusuke did the same thing. Now that, is a five star prank.

"Toki, I got some good news, both you and Yusuke have pulled off the best prank ever, and you both have earned bragging rights for the year or until the next prank war..."

Thus ladies and gentlemen, concludes the filler chapter!

[To Be Continued...]

(A/N: Well guys, I know this might be a bit short, but hey, what do you expect for nothing? Anyway, it's not going to be all war and chaos, sometimes we need to stop and enjoy the friendships and the fun of the AoA as well. Also the credit of Yoshi and Boswer goes to my good friend, Chance Green G King for the two exceeds are from his Fairy Tail Fanfiction "The Outcast." And I will be on brief haitus for this story until I get some other stuff off the ground. So please leave a review, faves and follows are still optional, and the SYOC is still open for those looking for a character to add into this story! Until the next chapter, this is the master of chaos, the commander of the legion of corpses, BloodyDemon666 signing off!)